- Saturday April 21st (aka Easter Is 1 Year From Today!)
- Happy Birthday - April 22nd
- Sunday April 22nd (aka Merry Earth Day)
- Monday April 23rd (aka Yada Yada Yada)
- Happy Birthday - April 23rd
- Tuesday April 24th (aka 7 Days Til May)
- Happy Birthday - April 24th
- Wednesday April 25th (aka You Don't See That Every Day)
- Happy Birthday - April 25th
- Thursday April 26th (aka Enjoy!)
- Happy Birthday - April 26th
- Friday April 27th (aka The Bills Drafted WHO?!)
- Happy Birthday - April 27th
- Saturday April 28th (aka 2 Weeks Til 🏠➡️🏠)
- Happy Birthday - April 28th
- Happy Birthday - April 29th
- 2018.04.29 Morning!
- Happy Birthday - April 30th
- Monday April 30th (aka SAVE ME JEBUS!)
- Tuesday May 1st (aka MAY DAY! MAY DAY!)
- Happy Birthday - May 1st
- Happy Birthday - May 2nd
- Wednesday May 2nd (aka If A Tree Falls...)
- Thursday May 3rd (aka I've Got Nothing)
- Happy Birthday [Toby] - May 3rd
- Happy Birthday - May 4th
- Friday May 4th (aka May The 4th Go Fuck Itself)
- Yell's Woman Is Doing A Bike Ride For Cancer
- 2018.05.05 Cinco de Mayo!
- Happy Birthday - May 5th
- 2018.05.06 Cool Sunday Morning
- Happy Birthday - May 6th
- 2018.05.07 Busy Bee
- Happy Birthday - May 7th
- Tuesday May 8th (aka This Move Will Destroy Me)
- Happy Birthday - May 8th
- Wednesday May 9th (aka Can't Sleep)
- Happy Birthday - May 9th
- Thursday May 10th (aka I Need A Thunder Buddy!)
- Happy Birthday - May 10th
- Friday May 11th (aka 2 More Sleeps If You Count Naps)
- Happy Birthday - May 11th
- Saturday May 12th (aka The Over/Under Is 3)
- Happy Birthday - May 12th
- Happy Birthday - May 13th
- 2018.05.13 Green Incognito
- Monday May 14th (aka I Hurt)
- Happy Birthday - May 14th
- Happy Birthday - May 15th
- Tuesday May 15th (aka I Hate Suburbia)
- 2018.05.16 I See Napping
- Happy Birthday - May 16th
- Happy Birthday - May 17th
- Thursday May 17th (aka I Just Can't)
- Happy Birthday - May 18th
- 2018.05.18 Royal Long Weekend
- Happy Birthday - May 19th
- Saturday May 19th (aka Funeral Wedding Day)
- Happy Birthday - May 20th
- 2018.05.20 Quiet Sunday
- Monday May 21st (aka Back To The Grind)
- Happy Birthday - May 21st
- 2018.05.22 Rain, Rain ...
- Happy Birthday - May 22nd
- Happy Birthday - May 23rd
- 2018.05.23 The Ants Go Marching One By One
- Thursday May 24th (aka Why Am I Awake?)
- Happy Birthday - May 24th
- Happy Birthday - May 25th
- 2018.05.25 Spray Day
- Happy Birthday - May 26th
- Saturday May 26th (aka 3 Day Weekend)
- Happy Birthday - May 27th
- Sunday May 27th (aka Legit Day Off)
- Happy Birthday - May 28th
- Monday May 28th (aka Memorial Day)
- Happy Birthday - May 29th
- 2018.05.29 Air Conditioner Time
- Happy Birthday - May 30th
- Wednesday May 30th (aka Closing!)
- 2018.05.29 May Is Done
- Happy Birthday - May 31st
- Friday June 1st (aka Fuck This Heat)
- Happy Birthday - June 1st
- Happy Birthday - June 2nd
- Saturday June 2nd (aka Weekend)
- Happy Birthday - June 3rd
- Sunday June 3rd (aka Kitchen Remodel Hell)
- It's Monday
- Happy Birthday - June 4th
- 2018.06.05 What Have I Got?
- Happy Birthday - June 5th
- 2018-06-06 - A different view
- Happy Birthday - June 6th
- Wrap Your Head Around This One...
- Happy Birthday - June 7th
- Thursday June 7th (I Think We'll See The Stanley Cup Tonight)
- Happy Birthday - June 8th
- 2018.06.08 Mayor Doug Ford's Brother
- Saturday June 9th (aka Kitchen Demo Day)
- Happy Birthday - June 9th
- Sunday June 10th (aka Fucking Dogs!)
- Happy Birthday - June 10th
- Monday June 11th (aka Overwhelmed)
- Happy Birthday - June 11th
- Happy Birthday - June 12th
- Tuesday June 12th (aka Still Overwhelmed)
- Wednesday June 13th (aka Stupid New Gmail)
- Happy Birthday - June 13th
- Happy Birthday - June 14th
- Thursday June 14th (aka Non-Drinking Hangover)
- Happy Birthday - June 15th
- 2018-06-15 Weekend!
- Saturday June 16th (aka What's This World Cup Thing?)
- Happy Birthday - June 16th
- Happy Birthday - June 17th
- Sunday June 17th (aka Merry Dilf's Day!)
- And It's Monday
- Happy Birthday - June 18th
- Tuesday June 19th (aka When It Rains, It Pours)
- Happy Birthday - June 19th
- Wednesday June 20th (aka Diagnosed)
- Happy Birthday - June 20th
- 2018-06-21 Oh, My Joints ...
- Happy Birthday - June 21st
- Happy Birthday - June 22nd
- 2018-06-22 Time To Get Started
- Happy Birthday - June 23rd
- 2018-06-23 Yard Sale?
- Netflix (Streaming) Thread!
- Happy Birthday - June 24th
- Sunday June 24th (aka SURPRISE!)
- Happy Birthday - June 25th
- Monday June 25th (aka Moanday)
- Tuesday June 26th (aka Anti Procrastination Day)
- Happy Birthday - June 26th
- Wednesday June 27th (aka Enter The Professionals)
- Happy Birthday - June 27th
- Thursday June 28th (aka It's Not The Heat, It's The Humidity)
- Happy Birthday - June 28th
- Friday June 29th (aka Home Depot Run: Try #2)
- Happy Birthday - June 29th
- Saturday June 30th (aka Buh Bye, June)
- Happy Birthday - June 30th
- Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Be there! (July 1st)
- Happy Birthday - July 1st
- Happy Birthday - July 2nd
- Monday July 2nd (aka I've Got Nothing)
- Tuesday July 3rd (aka Sick In July)
- Happy Birthday - July 3rd
- Wednesday July 4th (aka Merry July 4th)
- Happy Birthday - July 4th
- Thursday July 5th aka US Hangover Day
- Happy Birthday - July 5th
- Friday July 6th (aka Finally Friday!)
- Happy Birthday - July 6th
- Saturday July 7th (aka Greenguy's Going Green)
- Happy Birthday - July 7th
- Happy Birthday - July 8th
- Sunday July 7th (aka Live Driveway Cam)
- Monday July 9th (aka So Long, Logical SCOTUS)
- Happy Birthday - July 9th
- Tuesday July 10th (aka Fuck Brett Kavanaugh)
- Happy Birthday - July 10th
- 2018-07-11 Free Slurpee?
- Happy Birthday - July 11th
- Why I Hate Home Depot & Will NEVER Shop There Again
- Thursday July 12th (aka Whatevs)
- Happy Birthday - July 12th
- Friday July 13th (aka Friday The 13th 😱)
- Happy Birthday - July 13th
- Happy Birthday - July 14th
- Saturday July 15th (aka Respite From Nonsense)
- Sunday July 15th (aka ⚽🏆)
- Happy Birthday - July 15th
- Happy Birthday - July 16th
- Monday July 16th (aka Monday)
- Happy Birthday - July 17th
- 2018-07-17 In The Chair
- Wednesday July 18th (aka Facepalm Is The New Norm)
- Happy Birthday - July 18th
- 2018-07-19 On And Off ...
- The Brady Bunch House Is For Sale
- Happy Birthday - July 19th
- Happy Birthday - July 20th
- Friday July 20th (aka 4 Day Bitch Weekend)
- Happy Birthday - July 21st
- Saturday July 21st (aka FORE!)
- Happy Birthday - July 22nd
- Sunday July 22nd (aka R & R)
- Monday July 23rd (aka Toothless Dog)
- Happy Birthday - July 23rd
- Happy Birthday - July 24th
- Tuesday July 24th (It Was 24 Years Ago Today...)
- Wednesday July 25th (aka Frump Day)
- Happy Birthday - July 25th
- Thursday July 26th (aka 1984)
- Happy Birthday - July 26th
- Happy Birthday - July 27th
- Friday July 27th (aka I Can Haz Handyman Skillz?)
- Happy Birthday - July 28th
- Saturday July 28th (aka Old TVs & New Kitchens)
- Happy Birthday - July 29th
- Sunday July 29th (aka Pagan's Shy About Starting The Daily Thread)
- Happy Birthday - July 30th
- Monday July 30th (Pagan is still awake)
- Happy Birthday - July 31st
- Tuesday July 31st - Dodgeball again
- Happy Birthday - August 1st
- Wednesday - August 1st (Still Dodging)
- Thursday August 2nd (aka RIP Email)
- Happy Birthday - August 2nd
- Happy Birthday - August 3rd
- Friday August 3rd - A tiny bit cooler
- Happy Birthday - August 4th
- Saturday August 4th - More dodgeball
- Sunday August 5th (aka Kitchen Nightmares)
- Happy Birthday - August 5th
- Happy Birthday - August 6th
- Monday August 6 (Back to Normal Temps!)
- Tuesday August 7th (aka Swamped)
- Happy Birthday - August 7th
- Happy Birthday - August 8th
- Wednesday - August 8th (The ants go marching)
- Thursday August 9th (aka Where The HE🏒🏒 Is Everyone??)
- Happy Birthday - August 9th
- Happy Birthday - August 10th
- Friday August 10th - And warmer!
- Saturday August 12th... errr... 11th (aka Up Early As Usual...)
- Happy Birthday - August 11th
- What? No Presidential Jokes?
- Happy Birthday - August 12th
- Sunday 12th August (The day of the Elephants)
- Language question
- Happy Birthday - August 13th
- Monday 13th of August (I'll Bite)
- Happy Birthday - August 14th
- Tuesday August 14th - I got clouds on a sunny day
- Wednesday August 15th (aka Awake)
- Happy Birthday - August 15th
- Thursday August 16th (aka Stupid Sleep Schedule)
- Happy Birthday - August 16th
- Happy Birthday - August 17th
- Friday August 17th (Why am I up?)
- The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention's Buffalo Out of the Darkness Walk
- Happy Birthday - August 18th
- Saturday August 18th (Sauna time!)
- Happy Birthday - August 19th
- Sunday August 18th (the house is quiet!)
- Monday, August 20th