4th Ramdom Logged In Member Contest Will Be This Thursday!

[Greenguy]

Our 4th Random Logged In Member Contest (http://www.greenguysboard.com/contests/randommember.html) will take place this Thursday March 3rd at 6 AM EST

To see what time that is in your time zone, check out this page:
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/converter.html

We will be sending out a reminder via the board's email system on Wednesday night as a reminder to everyone.

For a complete list of the rules, please look at the Random Logged In Member Contest (http://www.greenguysboard.com/contests/randommember.html) page |bananna|

[Torn Rose]

Congrats to the person with 4 posts or less who will win.... spend the $14 wisely |waves|

[MrMaryLou]

Greenie don't forget to set up all those 5:30 am wake up calls :)

[Ms Naughty]

YAY! I can be in this one!! 3pm our time.

[Greenguy]

Yeah - this one is sorta for all you non-US webmasters - I doubt Jim will even be awake when the contest starts :D

[Useless]

I haven't had to set my alarm clock since I had a 'real' job for a short time and that was almost a year ago this month. Maybe I'll dust it off and be here. No guarantees.

[tiny]

Dammit I was awake this morning at 5am thats my early wake up for the month haha

[Jim]

Yeah - this one is sorta for all you non-US webmasters - I doubt Jim will even be awake when the contest starts :D
I will be awake and here...probably :)

[Thumbler]

I'll be surprised if I'm here at 6am - but you never know

[Dravyk]

I love you guys ... but you're still pure evil! 6am! |dizzy|

[Greenguy]

I think we're covering all the bases with this :)

1st Contest: Monday December 13 2004 @ 6 PM EST - Winner: Tootie
2nd Contest: Thursday January 13 2005 @ 11 AM EST - Winner: Kappi
3rd Contest: Friday February 18 2005 @ 4 PM EST - Winner: Barron
4th Contest: Thursday March 3rd 2005 @ 6 AM EST

[Ms Naughty]

Now that I've worked out how to use the time calculator properly (thanks Deb) I should say it's actually 9pm our time. But I can still make it so I'll be there :)

[Greenguy]

7 hours & 20 minutes from the time of this post :)

(ugh - I need to go to bed - LOL)

[Useless]

5 hours and 18 minutes to go, and I'm still here. Maybe I should just stay here all night like I'm waiting in line to buy tickets to Ozzy Osbourne or Vanilla Ice.

[EmporerEJ]

Well, here I am at about 3am......
Dunno if I can make it.......

[natalie]

Hey you guys that are going to bed and won't make it please stay logged in so I will win more money :D

[Fonz]

Hmmm.. that's 12am, lunchtime, very very difficult for me to be here :D
But I'll be here anyway :)

[adamneve]

am i to early?

[SmithsMedia]

am I right in thinking this is due to happen? be nice as its daytime here for once :-)

[priest]

If my time converter is right, the contest should start in 30 minutes. Am I right?

[SmithsMedia]

I cant figure the clock out :-( whats est time?

[natalie]

No I think its in 1 1/2 hours :D

[zack2004]

It is now 4:40AM Eastern Standard time (est).

[Certifiedbitch]

i think i am early to post! my time here right now is 1:45am PST

[priest]

EST time should mean Eastern Time. The US east coast time - like NY, NJ etc...

And I thin I made a mistake - should start in 1 1/4 hours...

[SmithsMedia]

GMT rules ...... I remember as a kid going to Gren'wh and seeing the time line.....aaaahhh where have the years gone.

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/reference/encyclopaedia/hutchinson/images/0022n010.jpg

[zack2004]

GMT rules ...... I remember as a kid going to Gren'wh and seeing the time line.....aaaahhh where have the years gone.

EST = GMT -5

[adamneve]

back again

[Greenguy]

Holy Shit! I really hate alarm clocks :D

37 minutes.............

[JohnnyRS]

I took a nap and now I'm awake. It's the middle of the night. I usually go to bed around this time. |yawn|

[adamneve]

27 minutes left, i'm getting hungry :D

[latinafind]

Best of luck to all :)

[vanVulture]

Quick Greenie ....... draw it now while no one is watching !!! |thumb

[Fido]

I really wish those $$$ to someone who lives uder EST time zone. 6am |dizzy| , lol, you deserve to win :)

[Jim]

Damn, it's early :)

[Useless]

Five hours later and I'm back. Somebody no one has ever heard of is going to get an extra dollar because of my sleep deprivation.

Coffee is on. |waves|

[Chop Smith]

What the hell am I doing at 4:45 am. All for $78 and good fellowship

[vanVulture]

Jim go back to bed !! this too early for you :D

[Gabbo]

Look at all of you silly sons-a-bitches running around the board like lemmings for $38.

Pathetic!

Gabbo OUT!

[Kinky]

why is everybody up so early??? :D and since Gabbo is on the board the prize should be multiplied by 10!!!

[Greenguy]

10 minutes.

Nice to see Gabbo came out of the closet :D

[adamneve]

everybody should go have breakfest now

[vanVulture]

Sorry to be totally board incorrect but FUCK gabbo !! ;)

[Boogie]

gabbo is a real shitkicker.

[pornrex]

2 minutes to go...

|pimpin
pornrex

[Pendo]

I'm ready!

[Ms Naughty]

I'm here!

[Greenguy]

3....2.....1......MAKE BIG ROCKET SHIP GO!

[latinafind]

Present!

[SmithsMedia]

here

[swedguy]

I think the winner will be announced in 10 minutes so all the early birds can go back to bed ;)

[baX]

I'm also here

[Jim]

Do it, Do it, Do it, Do it

[Greenguy]

The Contest Is Underway!!!!!!

Just a reminder as to how this will work:

Using the trusty (and non-clock watching) Random Number Thingy (http://www.random.org/nform.html) I have a number between 1 & 120 (2 hours, 120 minutes) That number has determined at what time I will go to the logged in members list & save a copy. I will then determine how many members are logged in & once again use the trusty Random Number Thingy to pick one of those members.

I Will Start A New Thread here in the General Business Forum announcing that we have a winner. That person has 15 minutes to reply to the thread to claim the prize.

Simple, huh? :)

[Useless]

I don't remember who said it it, but they were right. That bow tie does make Gabbo look sort of faggy.

[adamneve]

very simple,
my hand is glued to refresh

[JohnnyRS]

sounds simple to me.

I hope I get picked so I can go back to bed with happy thoughts even if it's less than $100.

[latinafind]

Understood! :)

[natalie]

Leave it as late as possible to make them all suffer :P

[Ms Naughty]

You mean I could be waiting around here for 2 hours???
But I've just taken a valium! EEEK!
What happens if the drugs start to kick in and kdsjafj jklajdf; j;udfsh jk jijmmmmmmmmm

[vanVulture]

take another grandma |cool|

[Tart]

Time to hook up the coffee IV... |coffee

[xuporno]

I'm here too. Just in time |bananna|

[vanVulture]

To all the very best of luck !! Hope to read some one deserving wins ;)

GG&J good stuff guys

[Pendo]

just reading how you guys are suffering makes me cry :D It's noon here

[swedguy]

Time to hook up the coffee IV... |coffee
Here's a little something for you

http://www.3bgames.co.uk/comics/coffeeiv.jpg

|pink

[pornrex]

So....who won?

|pimpin
pornrex

[ponyman]

I still haven't gone to bed |cry|

[ponyman]

Check these pics out:

http://www.xxxxx.com/funonvaca.html

[xuporno]

just reading how you guys are suffering makes me cry :D It's noon here

Noon here and we are ready to pick up some cash |headbang|

[Ms Naughty]

LOL I like the cactus one.
Reminds me of this great site: http://www.statuemolesters.com

[Tart]

Here's a little something for you

http://www.3bgames.co.uk/comics/coffeeiv.jpg

|pink

Hahaha.. somedays I definely could use that!

In the meantime.. Coffee's done!

[ponyman]

How about these pics.... what happens when you drink too much:
http://www.xxxxxxx.com/dayafterparty.html

|waves|

[ponyman]

OK last one... I'm bored... maybe this'll help keep you all up.

Some gameshow like scrabble or something.... funny Flash video:

http://www.xxxxx.com/show/

[Greenguy]

Let's stop posting links to other sites - the purpose of this contest is NOT to send people away form the board.

[xuporno]

Look at 5th picture on this page and you deffinitly won't sleep.

http://xxxxx.net/index.php?page=2

[Ms Naughty]

Woops, sorry Greeny
I'm so used to my Mozilla "Open link in new tab" thing...

[xuporno]

Sorry GG

My mistake

[Greenguy]

No worries :)

[Useless]

Wow, I just looked out the window. I didn't know that the sun came up this early. What a foolish waste of solar energy that is.

[SET]

I just wake up. I am fresh and well rested. :->

[ponyman]

sorry about that got carried away :)

[-Jon]

Okay I'm ready to win ;)

heh

Jon

[natkejs]

whoa is this today ;D

[Greenguy]

I just went upstairs to get yet another cup of coffee. The Bitch is mad at me because my alarm woke her up an hour before here's was set to go off.

She said something along the lines of "Wake me up early so you can give away one of those fucking Buddy Christ things. I'm gonna stick Buddy Christ up your ass!"

I love her :D

[Fido]

I have to go. Good luck to you all and congratulations to the winner!

[Chop Smith]

Hope you have KY

[Ms Naughty]

Do we get a Buddy Christ as well as the money if we win? Even if it is up your ass?

[Useless]

I'm gonna stick Buddy Christ up your ass!"

I love her :D
Somebody wake up Cleo and tell her to bring her camera.

[swedguy]

First there was Buddy Christ in a female+tranny menage a trois, now that?

Please don't take pics!

|couch|

[Chop Smith]

What is Fido. That is a dog's name down here. Fido does not look like a dog.

We do have one dragon in MS

[latinafind]

This is early morning madness I guess :)

[Gabbo]

45 minutes into the fucking contest and we don't have a winner?

You guys suck balls!

Gabbo OUT!

[natkejs]

who else is still in bed? ;)

[-Jon]

I just went upstairs to get yet another cup of coffee. The Bitch is mad at me because my alarm woke her up an hour before here's was set to go off.

She said something along the lines of "Wake me up early so you can give away one of those fucking Buddy Christ things. I'm gonna stick Buddy Christ up your ass!"

I love her :D

LOL

Jon

[Greenguy]

Oops - sorry - forgot to mention that there is no |buddy| in this contest, just my wife being confused from lack of sleep :D

[ponyman]

I think we should all guess what time the drawing will be. I say 4:12 Pacific :(

[priest]

STFU Gabbo :) You suck monkey balls

[Ms Naughty]

Gabbo is a bad widdle boy

[ponyman]

trying to figure out what gabbo means....

I googled it like a newbie:

2. Gabbo
The release of seminal fluids in an entertaining fashion.
I gabboed all over her face.

[-Jon]

trying to figure out what gabbo means....

I googled it like a newbie:

2. Gabbo
The release of seminal fluids in an entertaining fashion.
I gabboed all over her face.

A new name for the niche? LOL

Jon

[Chop Smith]

trying to figure out what gabbo means....

I googled it like a newbie:

2. Gabbo
The release of seminal fluids in an entertaining fashion.
I gabboed all over her face.

The meaning is being rewritten as we speak.

[latinafind]

who else is still in bed? ;)

No way - wired and working! |shocking|

[Kezza]

I just went upstairs to get yet another cup of coffee. The Bitch is mad at me because my alarm woke her up an hour before here's was set to go off.

She said something along the lines of "Wake me up early so you can give away one of those fucking Buddy Christ things. I'm gonna stick Buddy Christ up your ass!"

I love her :D

Your wife is cute!!! LMAO I love her too now :D

[Linkster]

The best part - is knowing her so well - thats actually something I can imagine her saying LOL

[Chop Smith]

Did Jim go back to bed? Or is he eating bacon? Watching TV? Writing jokes? Or practicing saying cocksuckers?

[Useless]

The meaning is being rewritten as we speak.
Is this Gabbo Zen?

[Greenguy]

I might have messed up a word or 2 in quoting her, but that was the gist of it :)

OH!!!! BIG CONTEST SECRET!!!!

We won't be giving the money way in the 1st hour :D

[Ms Naughty]

Godammit it

[Linkster]

OH!!!! BIG CONTEST SECRET!!!!

We won't be giving the money way in the 1st hour :D

Says the man at the end of the first hour LOL

[-Jon]

I might have messed up a word or 2 in quoting her, but that was the gist of it :)

OH!!!! BIG CONTEST SECRET!!!!

We won't be giving the money way in the 1st hour :D
Sadness...

Hi Greenguy ;)

You on icq? I sent a msg

Jon

[Kinky]

I might have messed up a word or 2 in quoting her, but that was the gist of it :)

OH!!!! BIG CONTEST SECRET!!!!

We won't be giving the money way in the 1st hour :D

shit!!! and I'm almost out of beer |cry|

[Greenguy]

-Jon - if you're ICQ'ing the GreenguyAndJim one, no, we never use that :)

I'm 1381018

[latinafind]

No way! :)

[Useless]

Christ, I didn't know that my kids got up this early. What's that all about?

[xuporno]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.........
and the winner is???????????

[-Jon]

-Jon - if you're ICQ'ing the GreenguyAndJim one, no, we never use that :)

I'm 1381018
Oh... :-D

okay remsging the right one

Jon

[-Jon]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.........
and the winner is???????????
Me!

Thanks for playing

lol worth a shot

Jon

[xuporno]

Me!

Thanks for playing

lol worth a shot

Jon


I'll give you $3 to give me your ticket.

[priest]

C'mon guys, start this one already :)

I need my afternoon nap :)

[ponyman]

me too. i want to go to sleep. |pokefun|

[JohnnyRS]

I'm feeling sleepy. My eyes are tired.... |yawn|

[latinafind]

The tension mounts :)

[ponyman]

OK, I predict 4:20

|bananna|

[xuporno]

The incey-wincey spider
Climbed up the spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the incey-wincey spider
Climbed up again

good night |shocking|

[Greenguy]

The contest has started :D

(of course, no winner has been picked yet - LOL)

[Chop Smith]

Got to hurry GG, I am losing my sallelite signal.

[Greenguy]

Soon my pretties....soon :)

[natkejs]

ugh I need to get out of bed, looks like I'm missing this one .. have fun guys =)

[Useless]

Why do so many people surf the board as guests? That's some weird shit. You've got to be in it to win it! Guests can't win. Log in you fools.

[-Jon]

I just woke up...

All ya'll can go to bed tho...Just leave your computers on and perhaps something to refresh occationally?

Thanks!

Jon

[Chop Smith]

Raining like a son bitch here

[x3m]

I wonder if i made it on time?

[Greenguy]

Those guests are surfers - we have a lot of surfer traffic due to linking to the site from galleries.

OH WAIT! That's another board :D

[ponyman]

I hate the way Jay Leno always hits his guests on the shoulder when he's talking to them.... what a dork. |thumb

[-Jon]

I wonder if i made it on time?
Yup contest is still going

Jon

[adamneve]

someone is on a roll

[Useless]

Those guests are surfers - we have a lot of surfer traffic due to linking to the site from galleries.

OH WAIT! That's another board :D
I thought it might me due to the excessive mention of Paris Hilton here. You know, all Paris Hilton's cell phone. Paris Hilton nude. Paris Hilton fucking. Paris Hilton sucking cock.

Stuff like that.:D

[latinafind]

Raining like a son bitch here

Snowing here |jackinthe

[Jeka]

Is the contest already over? I just came home and checked my mail and went straight to the board :) it's 7:30 am now

[ponyman]

paris hilton fucking in a paris hilton

[Greenguy]

It could be a lot of Gabbo lovers :D

[Useless]

Is the contest already over? I just came home and checked my mail and went straight to the board :) it's 7:30 am now
What contest?


No winners yet. GG is still waking up and Jim went back to bed.

[Boogie]

I say that if gabbo is logged in at the time and is hit by the random number generator......

then we EACH get the jackpot.

IMHO

[Greenguy]

If Gabbo wins, we'll split the money between Chop, TijuanaPat & Linkster :D

[ponyman]

WTF does this mean? "No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz"


maybe i just don't get the joke?

[Linkster]

Nope GG - its actually Paris Hiltons Sidekick theyre all looking for :)

But since Gabbo was in that contact list on her Sidekick it might be Gabbo that everyone is here for |headbang|

[latinafind]

Your avatars are making me feel inadequate. Time to find a good one methinks :)

[Ms Naughty]

"Please do not offer my god a peanut"

[x3m]

Will the winner be announced in this thread?

[Kezza]

WTF does this mean? "No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz"


maybe i just don't get the joke?

You need to be a Simpsons fan to understand |thumb

[Greenguy]

Once again, the winner will be announced in a new thread in this forum :)

I'll post the link over here once I pick the winner.

[Boogie]

[QUOTE]WTF does this mean? "No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz"


maybe i just don't get the joke?[QUOTE]

Simpsons reference. Homer speaking to apu, who is... i'm pretty sure this is right... hindu.

apparantly homer doesnt care much for that whole mess.

[latinafind]

Ah yes :)

[ponyman]

You need to be a Simpsons fan to understand |thumb

I am I get it, I guess.... I'm sleepy

[Jeka]

No winners yet.

Ah kewl |bananna|

[Ms Naughty]

There's now 22 minutes until the 2 hours are up. And the winner has 15 minutes to reply.

Or can the 15 minutes run past the allotted 2 hours?

[latinafind]

I have a hangover. Maths is hard. But that's a good question!

[Useless]

Will the winner be announced in this thread?
No, a new thread will be started. This thread is nothing.

[Greenguy]

The 15 minutes can go past the 2 hour mark. And, as in past contest, if the 1st winner doesn't post, we will do another & they will also have 15 min :)

Soon it will all be clear :D

[ponyman]

I think the contest keeps getting extended every fifteen minutes until the winner responds.

What I want to know is: is there REALLY any female traffic?

[Ms Naughty]

Soon? That's not soon enough!!

And Ponyman, yes of course there's female traffic. That's why I jointly run the most successful porn for women site on the web. :D

[Greenguy]

Soon :)

Chicks that dig porn turn me on :D

[Kinky]

is the board getting slower for anybody else? I think that new server is bogging down a bit |couch|

[xuporno]

my eyes are burning.

[ponyman]

but WTF, if they want to see people making out on the net, they can get that for free in real life and it's just as meaningless.

[latinafind]

Soon? That's not soon enough!!

And Ponyman, yes of course there's female traffic. That's why I jointly run the most successful porn for women site on the web. :D

Purple Dollars rocks :)

[ponyman]

Women's internet porn should just be a list of all the guys phone numbers that will do them for free |lovers|

[Fonz]

/me thinks this is gonna be one of those last-minute things ...

[swedguy]

13 minutes left... this has been a good one =)

[-Jon]

La la la

La la la

Jon

[Greenguy]

AHEM!

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=17078

[xuporno]

10 minutes

[Bare]

but WTF, if they want to see people making out on the net, they can get that for free in real life and it's just as meaningless.
EVERYONE could get it for free in real life. Lucky for us, they don't, or our jobs would be a bit harder.

[Ms Naughty]

Ponyman, did you just say that porn is meaningless???? Blasphemy!!! LOL

30% of porn surfers are women. Ignore all those myths about "women aren't visual" and "they can get it for free" and all that other crap.

I could post more but it's the wrong thread for this.

[ponyman]

nah, I know there are female porn surfers out there, and that there is money to be made from them,.... But it is still a mystery to me.... |pokefun|

[latinafind]

Lucky Jim :)

[Jeka]

GG how many of these contests have you planned for future?

[loreen]

The board is loading soooooo sloooow... :(

[Greenguy]

Jeka - usually one contest per month.

loreen - I thought we were loading rather fast for having a contest.

[urb]

The board has been loading fast all day. Even during the contest. :)

[Thumb Angels]

did I miss it again?

[Head Boy]

Dammit - I missed this, and I was around as well. I'm getting too much spam crap on this domain.

[MrNick]

hey am late ??
here to help pass the time ,
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bumperhit.html

you think hes dead???

[EmporerEJ]

hey am late ??
here to help pass the time ,
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bumperhit.html

you think hes dead???

DAMN!
I was just watching some of your clips there.....
That's a real interesting site you have.

(PS: Your "send clip" function doesn't work)

[MrNick]

DAMN!
I was just watching some of your clips there.....
That's a real interesting site you have.

(PS: Your "send clip" function doesn't work)

Thanks but ..........




















It's not my site |pokefun|

[EmporerEJ]

My bad...
|yawn|