I was told he had gone "over the rainbow" - maybe that means something???

Bwahahaha

I was here

You don't have taste. |waves|

Two guys walk into a bar...

Damn, since when did Dorothy start looking like she could kick the shit out of the tinman?

Looks like Dorothy stopped taking her hormone supplements.

Good thing I read page 14, I thought the same thing.
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Don't let smoking dogs alone
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see, even UW knows that women should get two ;)

sorry, I couldn't help myself :D

LMAO that is funny
Had a german shepard that would stand on hind legs at the bar with a paw on either side of a beer mug tipping and drinking tho :)

At least 2... that's why I went back and corrected it. ;)

And now for the lame joke of the day:
A dog walks into a bar on his hind legs, stands at the bar and yells to the bartender, "Hey barkeep. Give me a beer."

The bartender looks at the dog and replies, "Get out of here. We don't serve dogs."

The dog puts his head down and leaves.

A little later the dog goes back into the bar and yells, "Hey barkeep - fetch me a beer."

The bartender turns around and tells the dog to get out. "WE DON'T SERVE DOGS."

The next day the dog goes back to the bar again. He yells to the bartender, "Hey asshole! Get me a beer."

The bartender pulls a shotgun out from under the bard and shoots the dog in the foot. The dog limps out yelping.

A few days later, the dog walks back into the bar wearing a cowboy hat, boots, and two six shooters, with a leg in a sling. He leans against the bar and growls, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Booo! You really outta be ashamed of yourself :D

Oh, hi Gabbo!

So, what about them buffalo bills? :)

Alex

Yup, officially the thread that wouldn't die :D

gosh i took a nap and woke up in the middle of a GFY thread.. |dizzy|

Yeah, but would you hit it?

Alex

GABBO - ok so really just a sig spot :)

Too late...Gabbo did! Unless you want sloppy seconds that is :D

I am looking for something for nothing. Can you win anything if you signup for this Gabbo thing?

What is his first language?

I don't want to get splinters...

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Alex

This thread has gone from bad to surreal :D

Well, Kit keeps silence, I keep talks.

I see you can't make your choice, buddy. Friends (exploits, cp, incest, rape) from one side and english-speaking serious partners from the other. Really hard. That's not about you, Kit (everyone here knows very well you are "the good"), that's all about russian way of thinkng. Do you have the power to break through all your illegal connections or whole your business was built on this sand?

As for my russian/english. My dear russian friends, I see your logic suffers not only in the biz, but in day-by-day life too. If I know russian better then english, it absolutely doesn't mean that I'm russian and this is my native language. Out there on the Stars, where the truth lives (you know that the truth out there :D ) we know many languages. But to tell the truth, I love russian. It was the tragedy of whole my life when Brodsky and Nabokov ("Lo-lita", CP) begun to write in English :D

I sale short Russian wallpapers!

And one more thing. You say:

If you really think so, you are in a big trouble.

Your board is a whomb where all this fuckin shit is going to the web from. Like Yahook. He was grown on Master-X from Absolute Zero till present day.