Wow I guess I should go find a cow to chew on

if the quality of my life continues the way it is, then I don't want all of my extra 45.

I am going to auction off my extra years at gabboslifeauctions.com

haha

I've heard that though vegatarianism is healthier for day to day living, it isn't the best for overall survival. Vegetarians don't get exposed to the wonderful toxins that omnivores consume on a daily basis, so their bodies aren't given the same opportunities to build immunities.

Personally, I'll eat anything that doesn't dangle it's penis in my face.

Holy Shit...I am supposed to die sometime this year
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I better get things in order :)

Dead Man Walking |shocking|
Just think Jim if you make it through the year you can join Chop Smith and I in our exclusive club "porn peddlers that should be dead" |thumb

RE "I am supposed to die sometime this year" - You have remembered to include me in your will, haven't you ?

RE "Wow I guess I should go find a cow to chew on" That depends. If you are going to leave me anything in your will, stick to a teetotal vegetarian diet. But if I don't benefit from your early death than I suggest a few steak and ale pies.
:)

What wasn't on that test is the Used to do all and every drug except liqueur and cigarettes but I have been a vegetarian most of my life.

I guess if I survived extended sessions of substance induce euphoria by smoking it, injecting it, snorting it, eating it, drinking it, or my favorite seeing how many ways at once you can do it, then I don't need to go eat some meat to have an exposer to all the wonderful toxins that normally you get only from it. Drug abuse does have its benefits after all I guess besides the fact that I got so bored with it that I know I'll never be able to enjoy them again.

Then again coffee and weed is a drug.

A few years ago someone that I was dating took me to Jamaica. The whole time we were there she kept on eating this thing called Jerk Pork. She liked it so much that she paid a tour guild to take us to a private place where the locals hung out and cooked over a big open pit. She wouldn't stop bugging me to taste this nasty looking hunk of dead burnt animal flesh so I took a bit and tasted it. In about a hour I stated feeling sick and then started vomiting and basically felt like I had food poisoning for the next day or so. You all can keep you dead animals.

At a guess I would say "In about a hour I stated feeling sick and then started vomiting and basically felt like I had food poisoning" kinda disproves your theory that "I don't need to go eat some meat to have an exposer to all the wonderful toxins that normally you get only from it"
:)

Your calculated health span is 98.1 years. Below, please find the reasoning behind the questions, which you answered that made your score less than it should be:
Damn..I dont think I wanna be that old!! I'll run out of retirement money at age 89.1 according to my financial planner!! Then what am I gonna do for another 9 years???

I'll have openings for camhoes by then, i'm sure!! |pimpin

Thanks Cleo for the great link.

I thought it was odd that parents with cancer was a factor but parents with heart disease was not! All the Heart and Stoke surveys weight this heavily.

I've got 40 years left and I am 43 so I guess that makes me middle aged. Oh hum ........................

... Art

They told me I had to seriously cut back on alcohol and chocolate.

I found myself wondering if it was worth living to 80 if I couldn't have chardonnay and chocolate and it was a bit of a line ball.

They also defined "meat" as "red meat" rather than "anything that used to be an animal" which set my final result back a bit. I like the idea of vegetarianism but I couldn't go there because I just like eating steak and chicken and fish too much. And there's no way I'm giving up mashed potatoes... a life on Atkins has got to be a life half lived...

damn I've got 40.1 years left on this miserable planet :D maybe I should start smoking again

Fuck me...I've got another 50 years left.... |shocking|

i got 97.7 years

so far, it seems that cleo's vegan, tokin, tranny photographin, house remodelin lifestyle leads the pack.

And here I thought I was leading a rather healthy lifestyle.

Eat Fit, Stay Healthy, and die anyway.

Just rediscovered this. Useful advice for those who want higher scores on this thing.

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." -Woody Allen

(I also think it would make a great epitaph for Hunter S. Thompson)

heh that's shit. It depends on so many thinks like DNA, psyhical health, special diet preperd for Your life style, that I dont realy care :)

sure... dont eat shit, dont smoke (water pipe :P) fuck daily and U'll be allright |thumb

but ok... 87.4 years. :D
2/3 left :P

71 here,
not so bad with all these smoking, alcohol and no sport at all

If I continue my evil ways, I will live 46 more years. If I stop smoking & drinking, lose weight, and stop having promiscuous sex, I will live another 59 years. Isn't the difference, 13 years, supposed to be bad luck. Maybe I'll just stick with what I've got. |satan|

I will live around 60 years more!!

87.4 so exactly what day will that be???

I'm shooting for 100, but I'm setting up the kids for 150-200. Seriously.
Too many smart people working on seemingly improbably tasks aided by massive computing power, have at it. :)

My father died and was revived on the operating table during heart surgery, that was 16 years ago.
What have they come up with since then?

RE : "What have they come up with since then?" - Global warming, more pollutants, mobile phones, caffeine in beer, new recreational drugs, more shootings, etc., etc., etc.. Plenty to ensure you live 20 years less than your father, and your children live 20 years less than you.

Ain't I just a ray of sunshine ?

They have learned how to grow marijuana that smells and tastes much better without any seeds that is super potent. Now if they could just do something about the insane price of crypt…