"You takin to me?" :D

Taxi Driver |rock|

Love the Apocolypse Now, and Wall Street lines!
Never got into the Godfather thing... that must be big city deal.
My fav movie -
"You don't have to like each other, but you will learn to respect each other."
As well as "Run it Up - Leave No Doubt!"
Remember the Titans.

Those that know me, this should make sense.

How can you kill women and children.
Easy, you just lead them a little less.

Full Metal Jacket

ok! I was wondering where the quotes from Full Metal Jacket, were!!

And the quotes from Tombstone too

Demi Moore, GI Jane: "Suck my dick"
Very deep arent I?

One of my all-time faves. :) |bananna|

"I'm a man too you know! - I go pee-pee standing up!" - Kung Pow, funniest movie ever :D

Not a quote, but from All of Me with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin when the guru guy flushed the toilet, the phone happened to ring. So he would flush the toilet and say ringgggg, rrrriiiiinnnggg. And "back in bowl" from the same movie.

The Jerk:

You mean I'm gonna stay this color?
Don't trust whitey.
If you catch it, go to the doctor and get rid of it.
Sir, I'll have you know, I'm a nigger!

My Cousin Vinnie:

Deez two utes?
Utes?
Yeah, utes.
Oh, Youths!

Some old movie with kathy bates and jessica tandy:

blah, blah, something about the euthanasia....and she was talking about the youth in asia.

My Blue Heaven:

It's a good day for a mow.
What is it about Halloween, the pressure of not knowing what to go as?
You've only made two mistakes in your life, what, your marriage and those shoes. Those shoes are tragic!

Overboard:

Goldie Hawn got her hair wet or something and she said, I feel like a bushman!

Joe Dirt:

....not like that pussy Skoal, huh Dad?

It puts the lotion on the skin.

I thought you said you had a Hemi - yeah, but I'm having a footprint gas pedal installed on it.

Happy Gilmore:

The price is wrong, Bob.

Not a movie, but funny.

Beverly Hillbillies:

Uncle Jed, I'm can't decide if I want to be a brain surgeon or a fry cook!

Made me laugh.

Nina

"Bridge is like sex. If you haven't got a good partner, you need a good hand"

I think that was Mae West.

Anything from John Carpenters "The Thing"!

MacReady: "Windows..burn him!"
Palmer: "You`ve gotta be fucking kidding!"
Blair: "Do you hear bui?"

"Do you want to get naked and start the revolution" Orange County |bananna|

Forgot about this one from Man on Fire.

Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

Life Of Brian:
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

O.K., we'll go get some fucking pancakes and then get laid.
Fargo

Here's another one of my all time favorites!

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don't need one.
Miles: Where's your wife?
Buck: Don't have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don't.
Miles: How come?
Buck: It's an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?
Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.

and...

I always like a little pussy after lunch. - Darryl Van Horne, The Witches of Eastwick

Take four red capsules, in ten minutes take two more. Help is on the way.
-Voice in medicine cabinet
THX 1138

Voice in medicine cabinet: If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.

THX 1138

Anyhow...any Al Capone fans out there?

"You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word." - Al Capone, The Untouchables

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"You can't HANDLE the truth!" - Jack Nicholson - A Few Good Men

"I see dead people" - The Sixth Sense

"Me so horny love you long time" - Full Metal Jacket

Forgot this one -

"You had me at Hello" - Jerry Maguire

I didn't see any quotes from Office Space - That movie is a classic.

There are so many more funny quips in that movie, you can't list them all.

Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'.

Just about anything by DeNiro playing a hardass. I watched "The Fan" the other day.. kind of a shitty movie but DeNiro's character in it is fucking hillarious imo.

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for nobody"

Tony Montana - Scarface

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"Did I see you out on the lake today... kissing your brain?!?" - Kathleen Turner

"Into the mud! Scum Queen" - Steve Martin

"I won't lie to you Marge...........*slam*" - Homer