banning words... the only ban the words i dont like, like dad, son, mom, get shit of those the rest i dont care if i dont like it i reject

Wecome back |bananna|,
I hope you enjoyed your holiday!

I think it's time for a little thread revival.

After reviewing couple of hundred sites today I'm all dizzy and need to vent :D

A good description isn't:

" This brunette really needs your cock "
" 30 softcore pictures of shemale in 3 galleries "
Same description as title + one extra word that is sex, hot or some other useless word

Damn people, being a little creative doesn't hurt :)

You forgot one of my favs "Hot tranny sucks cock then gets fucked anally by guy" Or the descriptions that are just a bunch of dirty words scrambled together making no sense.
The worst part is that I've seen some really interesting content sets that are just begging for decent descriptions.. (of course this could be because Doc Holly and I are always trying to out do each other with crazy titles and descriptions) ;)

And you sure succeed in doing so :D

It is a real bitch to think up something new each day.

Hot Mature Sex Actions - The best ever free site since the best ever one yesterday

Here's another winner :D

Title: Capitalize First Letter Of Each Word
Description: Voyeur galleries, spy pictures and hidden amateurs videos - hot voyeur shots - spy cams, hidden cams upskirts, nudity, bathroom peep hole cams

What I'd like to know is why I keep missing out on the monthly convention at which everyone decides to build for the same niche for the next 30 days. This month for me it's BBW...anyone else?

I'm working on backlog.. currently I'm wading thru oodles of mr chew's asian beaver.. one gallery posing and one gallery screwing. Good to know I have BBW to look forward too!

Pantyhose and Mr Chews here.

Yup, Mr. Chews was the last couple weeks for me.

Swedguy, isn't it past your bedtime? Get some sleep, it will all be better in the morning :D

Pantyhose and Mr Chews here too

My word of the year so far is DISSOLUTE.

What does it mean? Lacking moral restraint; indulging in sensual pleasures or vices.

In reality, what happened is that some dufus use a computerized translation system to go from russian to english, and the system spat that back. So now their are domains like dissolute-girls.com and sites like DISSOLUTE AND HORNY.

It is the sex actions of 2005.

Alex

It sure is past my bedtime :D

But my goal today is 300 reviews and I only have a few left. I knew I shouldn't have started when it was about bedtime |pink

EDIT:
http://www.google.com/search?num=30&...rn&btnG=Search
Look at #1 for dissolute porn

"Two ebony dissolute chickens agree to suckle big black cock for moderate cash"

|haha

Damn.. I laughed so hard over that description I've got tears in my eyes..heaven help the next submitter that has dissolute in his title or description!

plaguerizing the directions on the kracker jax box helps..

RA: my dissolute friends say they loaded up babelfish with obscure terms so as to confuse the komrads.

mr chews pantyhose sounds like an oral fetish for nylons to me. |cool|

i'm stuck forever on t-girl island riding the bang bus full of backstreet bangers |angry|

I don't like to see horny in descriptions. It seems, I don't know, redundant. Oh wow, two people fucking! And they're horny too! Who'd a' thunk it?

How about 'cute sexy', 'hot sexy', 'sexy cutie', 'cute hottie', and the like? But even worse is when the descriptors contradict each other, such as 'nasty sexy' and 'ugly hottie'.

You're slaying me! And I like it! Does that make me dissolute? (Yes, I came across a dissolute flasher a mere half hour ago while reviewing subs. As opposed to a stoic flasher, I suppose. Just stopping in here for much-needed moral support. Or is that immoral support?)

Don't mind me - had dinner with Sir Moby and his lovely wife and young 'un tonight - it's no wonder I'm a bit deranged.

You forgot to add my favorite word:
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Oh yeah and I like the guy that lets girls fuck black ducks, I think his name is Jim :D

Prove it

Let's have an "ultimate description" contest. Here's my entry:

"Perfect sexy horny mature amateur dissolute blondes have first time nude lesbian sex with perfect nude first time anal dildo sex actions in their first ever nude sexy amateur porn while they waiting for your perfect cock."

Btw... wtf is a "cuckold"? I keep seeing this, but still have no idea.

The actual meaning: When someone is "cuckolded" they're basically beyond pussy whipped, to the point where their woman has completely broken their spirit. The way I see the word used in descriptions, either there's another meaning for it that I have never encountered or it's the babelfish fucking with people again :)

Addtionally, it often refers to the man when the wife has cheated. 'You've made a cuckold of me', meaning the that his slut wife has been fucking around and he never knew it.