Aussie Croc Hunter: "As we steer our boat down, looking for these dangerous predators… Boy, there's a king croc right here. He must be four meters; 12, 13 feet long at least. This croc has enough power in its jaws to rip my head right off."

Kenny: "Mumbles"

Aussie Croc Hunter: "I've got to be careful. So, what I'm gonna do is sneak up on it and jam my thumb in its butthole."

Stan: "Holy crap. Dude!"

Aussie Croc Hunter: "If I get bit out here, I'm 200 kilometers from the nearest hospital: I'd better be real careful jamming my thumb in its butthole. (Grabs the crocodile) Oh, boy, it's pissed off now."

Kyle: "Go, dude, go!"

Aussie Croc Hunter: "I'm gonna jam my thumb it its butthole now! This should really piss it off! Oh, yeah, that pissed it off, all right!"