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Greenguy 2006-01-12 11:01 PM

I'm gonna let this one play out a bit, but only because I see huge entertainment value :D

MadMax 2006-01-12 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy
I'm gonna let this one play out a bit, but only because I see huge entertainment value :D


|haha

MadMax 2006-01-12 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mohairsuit
Cleo
although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross.
Your sig is a disgrace.
there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck

I've got Jesus giving the thumbs up to just about everything I do courtesy of GreenGuy & Jim. Even seems to smile while I'm assfucking the little lady while I force her to read the Black Bible.

Be more like |buddy|

And if you're calling Cleo's sig a "disgrace" you'd better get out of here quick before you see much more of what's around here :D

mohairsuit 2006-01-12 11:30 PM

Well I am no bible basher, and I never went to church.
But Cleoes avatar offends me.
Cleo, you are wrong.

MadMax 2006-01-12 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mohairsuit
Well I am no bible basher, and I never went to church.
But Cleoes avatar offends me.
Cleo, you are wrong.


How do you know the guy getting blown in that avatar isn't Jesus? I mean, nuns are married to Christ aren't they? You'd think with that many wives the guy could get a fucking blowjob once in a while without some asshat getting pissed about it.

Aren't you waiting for the "second coming" or something? Hell, that pic might just be proof that it's on the way :D

Useless 2006-01-12 11:39 PM

I just figured it out. He's not offendended by a nun sucking off a priest. He's just jealous that the nun has a bigger cock than he.

pvtspanky 2006-01-13 12:17 AM

Every day is the same... There is no love, there is no pain.

MrYum 2006-01-13 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MadMax
REPORTED!

Asshat|club|

Just did the same in UW's thread |thumb

MeatPounder 2006-01-13 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
I just figured it out. He's not offendended by a nun sucking off a priest. He's just jealous that the nun has a bigger cock than he.

THAT Nun has a bigger dick then many of us :D

MrYum 2006-01-13 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
The cream doesn't remove the christianity. It just soothes the rectal discomfort left by the clergy.

Now, THAT's Funny |haha

spookyx 2006-01-13 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
The cream doesn't remove the christianity. It just soothes the rectal discomfort left by the clergy.

|gabbo| |gabbo| |gabbo| |gabbo| |halfgabbo

Halfdeck 2006-01-13 12:59 AM

Cleo's cute nun sucking cock is one of my favorite avatars on this board, so don't knock it. BTW, there's nothing wrong with Christianity (besides a few wacky beliefs like angels with wings, Moses splitting the sea (though I like that one), and the world built in 7 days).

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"Are not five sparrows sold for two cents? And yet not one of them is forgotten before God. "Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear; you are of more value than many sparrows."

"He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

"What man among you, if he has a hundred sheep and has lost one of them, does not leave the ninety-nine in the open pasture, and go after the one which is lost, until he finds it? "And when he has found it, he lays it on his shoulders, rejoicing. "And when he comes home, he calls together his friends and his neighbors, saying to them, 'Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost!' "I tell you that in the same way, there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents, than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance. "

"One day an expert on Moses' laws came to test Jesus' orthodoxy by asking him this question: "Teacher, what does a man need to do to live forever in heaven?" Jesus replied, "What does Moses' law say about it?" "It says," he replied, "that you must love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all your mind. And you must love your neighbor just as much as you love yourself." "Right!" Jesus told him. "Do this and you shall live!" The man wanted to justify (his lack of love for some kinds of people), so he asked, "Which neighbors?" Jesus replied with an illustration: "A Jew going on a trip from Jerusalem to Jericho was attacked by bandits. They stripped him of his clothes and money, and beat him up and left him lying half dead beside the road. "By chance a Jewish priest came along; and when he saw the man lying there, he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by. A Jewish Temple-assistant walked over and looked at him lying there, but then went on. "But a despised Samaritan came along, and when he saw him, he felt deep pity. Kneeling beside him the Samaritan soothed his wounds with medicine and bandaged them. Then he put the man on his donkey and walked along beside him till they came to an inn, where he nursed him through the night. The next day he handed the innkeeper two twenty-dollar bills and told him to take care of the man. 'If his bill runs higher than that,' he said, 'I'll pay the difference the next time I am here.' "Now which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the bandits' victim?" The man replied, "The one who showed him some pity." Then Jesus said, "Yes, now go and do the same."

Trev 2006-01-13 02:30 AM

Just caught up on 3 days (7 pages) of posts.... dammit I missed you folks :D

RawAlex 2006-01-13 02:44 AM

has this asshat not already exprired?

Alex

mohairsuit 2006-01-13 03:42 AM

So Im an ass hat now Alex

Chop Smith 2006-01-13 04:18 AM

Sorry folks my brother picked up the wrong link from my desk.

James, the link I gave to you was http://www.sbc.net/ You need to get out of here

Surfn 2006-01-13 04:29 AM

WTF?????

mohairsuit 2006-01-13 05:07 AM

Hello All,
It is cold. Brrrrrm.
Tuck up and sleep well!!!

stuveltje 2006-01-13 05:34 AM

mmmmmm i dont mind when people believe in a god ( i am god...hall said so) but what bugs me is that people are always trying to spread the word to others who dont believe in those things. and again, i am god ......i am god .......i am god:D

Jim 2006-01-13 07:41 AM

My biggest problem with the post was it wasn't Friday. I was down for the count around 6 last night with a headache. I slept from about 6:30 until 7 this morning. :)

I am not a Christian but, what can you do? You take the good with the bad. Here has been my recent experience with Christians. My wife's ex-husband is a Christian who beat her at least twice/week. The priest that did my Mother's funeral service was arrested for molesting boys less than a month after the funeral. My sister in law's ex-boyfriend is a Christian and is serving 10 years for molesting her 8 yo son. These were all recent events. As most of you, I could go on and on and on. I don't even want to bring up Pat Robertson's recent views on assignation and the reason for Arial Sharon's stroke.

I am an Agnostic Libertarian and am tired of having Christianity shoved down my throat.

But, I would never ban someone for Christian views. I'm sure there are non-hating Christians out there someplace.

bluemoney 2006-01-13 10:43 AM

Good morning folks |waves| Always good to see a fellow Libertarian :D


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