I'm jelous!

The closest thing to wildlife in my area is some guy who wanders the streets at night, nearly naked so he can yell at the street lights.

"Some guy huh", good to know you have "outside activities" :D

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Burn!

I don’t mind the snake or the gator. But the spiders have to go. I hate all bugs. In fact I found more spiders here then I like to remember. Two on the bed, one in the shower, and three big brown hairy fuckers. The brown ones made huge webs; one of them dropped its line from about 20 ft off a tree branch then on to my car, then to the ground. The web was so big when I went to walk the dog a car light hit it which let me see the whole thing. I then got a flashlight and I’m happy I did. It would have totally engulfed me and the dog. Like something from an old Hitchcock movie. I was amazed at how cool it was but yet sad as I knew it was the spider or me. He had to go. I would have had a heart attack if I walked in to that web. Not to mention, to this day I am still weary about walking up my driveway at night because of that fucker. I keep my arms out in front of me, failing like the village idiot. All of them have since left this earth by Lysol spray and a bic lighter or looking up to see a billion shoes coming down fast on its head. Disgusting animals all of them.