Take another look at this thread. YOUR thread. I don't even have a sig. Take a look at my posting activity. I have posted more often in this thread than I have across the entire board for a couple of weeks. You simply managed to annoy this grumpy old codger.

Almost any board is like a large group of friends, but this board tends to be an especially close-knit group of webmasters. And believe it or not, most of us are very nice. At least to each other. :) If we were all sitting together at a table, drinking and discussing whatever, and you pulled up a chair and started telling jokes, we'd have the same reaction. "Who the fuck is this?" Take your time. Get to know us. Maybe send each of us an envelope with a couple hundred dollars and your business card. That's been known to work very well. Me, I warm up pretty quickly to girls who sit on my lap when I'm drunk and tell me how much they love cock. Even if I do discover how skanky they are when I sober up. (Yes, Preacher, fuck you! :D)

see, the funny thing is i actually like you, grumpy cranky butt and all. lol i know why you are picking on me, cuz im new and i dont know very many of you. and i get it. i can take it. i just think its funny. and honestly that wasnt directed at you. it was directed to someone else who seems to have taken out something personal against me. which is fine, not everyone is goin to like you in this world. but as you said- get to know ME and maybe you would see that im actually a very nice girl who enjoys her job, and just enjoys a good laugh every now and again and thought u might as well :D

|deadhorse

I needed a good laugh today. Thank You All! |thumb

So does that mean your sig is for sale, because I'm looking to buy! |shake|


|pokefun| As seen in my avatar!

I am new to this business and to this board. This board is an excellent learning tool and a great exposure to different webmasters and companies who are looking for affiliates. Your posts, especially the post above, have destroyed any professional interest I might have had in the company you are trying to represent. With the attitude you have displayed, I would not take the chance of ever doing business with your company. At the very least, your actions have prompted hesitancy in clicking on your link. I truly do not understand what you are trying to do or achieve.

Personally I loved the joke. Got any more? Can I buy you a drink?

Trust me, Useless is a grumpy old fuck but he's pretty harmless if you don't crawl into his cage with him. But I imagine he'd get real pissed of if I sat on his lap :D

About the sig lengths: the easiest way to NOT mistakenly go over the text limit is to write your text in a text editor and look at the column count (usually in the lower right hand corner of the app.) It eliminates the possibility of human error when counting out the characters by hand in the web browser. Then just paste the text in the sig text box. But I think the board's script catches long sigs anyway and it should tell you it's over the limit (I could be wrong.)

Thanks for the tip! :)|bananna| I appreciate it.

Isn't that the girl who told me it was ok to kiss her on the lips because she didn't blow anyone yet for the day :)

Hell D2222, you would have kissed her anyway.:D

Join in on the work bench every saturday at 3PM EST, you'll see a completely different side to the people who've posted in this thread.

Yes - the girl that YOU put on my lap. You know, the only one at the bar dressed like the type of prostitute who gives $10 blowjobs in parking lots.
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lmfao. So here is a question. I am going to Swingfest this year and Internext, and I was curious who all from here is going. It would be nice to meet some of you guys in person. I mean- Warrior you will be sad cuz I'm sure I dont look anything like the $10 Prostitute chick :D but still would like to meet all of you.

ohhh please stop already