Wow.

TushyJay is a retard.

Nah, I already got what I wanted, to piss you off and to get some exposure. Any business man knows that negative exposure is just as effective. I could give a rats ass to be honest.

I am a retart with a 145 IQ, so that is just fine with me, Sir. I only wrote half of the php software you unskilled people use. It is so hard to post porn links, what a strong skill set. Hell, Greenie does not even know anything about web design, his site only breaks ever design rule.

But have fun, this thread is boring. |catfight| over, getting lame.

Since coding credentials seem to be important to you, let me fill in mine so perhaps the statement I make afterward will carry more weight.

I took my first programming course in 1977. I have a bachelors degree in Computer Science that pre-dates the existence of the Worldwide Web by more than a decade, and I've been self-employed doing custom web applications (ASP & PHP) and site design since 1998.

Who cares whether a site follows design rules? In this biz it's the bottom line that matters. It doesn't have to be pretty to make money. In fact, quite often pretty sites don't convert well at all.

And on that bombshell, I'm outta here!

|waves|

Ah, I guess you write utter crap software then, since most of the PHP stuff available (with a few exceptions) are the product of a 9 year old on uppers.

Just so you know, I've written more applications than I care to list in Perl, some small, some large (operating on terabyte databases). Do you really want to get into a programming pissing match? Think carefully...

Oh, and Mr. 145 IQ, it's still spelled "retard". Nice work.

What's wrong with my site design? Please tell me so that I can let Richard know the design I stole from him is flawed!

retart
An offshoot of retard, however more in the sense of social abilities and common sense things.
JC, you are a retart. You are a Math major, yet you can't add.

TushyJay, you are a retart. You are a php coder, yet you run a Rate My Ass site.

or "to retart" Microwaving an already toastered pastry, such as a Toaster Strudel or Pop Tart.

Wow this thread even brought out Urb!! |waves| hi Urb!!

that was "spit coffee on the monitor-knee slapping--foot stomping" Funny!! |jester|


|popcorn|

Damn, if I had known that this thread would still have been going on I would have stopped on my way home and picked up some stones.

That's GOLD! Comedy gold :D


so is TushyJay actually "Al Gore"?

DD

Hmmmm.. or Dan Quayle.

The next time I want to laugh my ass off at someone getting OWNED, I'll give you a call Tushy Gay!|thumb

Lets face it, 99% of adult "webmasters" don't even know how to write a valid html document... look at any free porn site, most are 90's style garbage html wrapped around someone else's script. But as long as they do what they are meant to do - make money for the owner - does it need to change?

The way I see it this business is about marketing, not web development.
A computer science/IT professional calling webmasters unskilled is kinda like a doctor calling their patients unskilled because they couldn't cure themselves. |huh