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- - $1 Per 100 Words - Writing Service (http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/showthread.php?t=63424)

Useless

2012-01-31 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 513095)

He does the writing - he's very creative & knows SEO - it's a great combination!

|smooch| You forgot "wickedly sexy."

It's all me. I could subcontract it out, but the profit would drop to only a few pennies per order and I'd still have to proofread/stress over everything. It's difficult to say what I earn off of this on an hourly rate because I don't finish anything in a single sitting. I get up a lot, I refill my coffee, chat with my kids, cook, load the dishwasher, play with my sites, etc. For now, I'm merely doing something that comes fairly naturally to me, and earning a few bucks along the way. I don't rule out subbing the work out to others some day, assuming this becomes more than what it presently is. For now, though, it's all from my twisted mind and forty-one year old fingers.

LeRoy

2012-01-31 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz (Post 513076)

There, the first blog post with UW's writing skills is up on my big black ass blog :)

Thats blogging! Nice work

virgohippy

2012-01-31 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz (Post 513076)

There, the first blog post with UW's writing skills is up on my big black ass blog :)

Nice. That gives me some ideas for future orders. |thumb

CharlieBrown

2012-02-04 07:40 PM

ooo thats cheap, ill deffently hit you up if i need writing services

ctproduction

2012-02-05 10:32 AM

UW..private Msg sent..

SmartTubePro

2012-02-06 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 512879)

I have only two talents: cunnilingus and writing. Since being a man-whore is currently illegal in my community, I have decided to whore out my writing skills. I can create either lengthy gallery descriptions, reviews, or blog posts at one dollar per 100 words.

My fee:
100 words - $1
200 words - $2
300 words - $3
400 words - $4

Are you beginning to see the pattern? Excellent!
According to my calculator, $100 would buy you 100 one hundred word posts OR 50 two hundred word posts OR 33 three hundred word posts OR 25 four hundred word posts OR 20 five hundred word posts.

I can take orders of any size. Just send me a list of links to the galleries, pages, content, whatever, that you'd like me to write about, and I shall get started. Small orders (10-20 posts) should be completed in about a day.

This is a writing service only. All that you'll receive from me is a text file. This service does not include cropping photos or embedding content within the text. Can I do it? Of course, but such services would double the fee.

I only accept Paypal and would appreciate payment in advance. If you are intending to contract me for a large order, I'll be happy to write a few pieces before payment to ensure that you like my writing style.

Send me a private message or email me at webmaster | at | maladaptedmedia.com for orders or information. |thumb

Please hit my ICQ 144100843

Dr Bizzaro

2012-02-06 10:18 AM

PM sent

Useless

2012-02-06 01:37 PM

Thanks for all of the interest in this service. Due to there being more demand than I had anticipated, I'm behind on replying to everyone looking to make contact. I have your PMs and emails. I WILL reply. |smooch|

LeRoy

2012-02-06 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 513320)

No rush :)

You're worth the wait |smooch|

bDok	2012-02-06 10:04 PM

I will have a use for this very soon. :) I'll be in touch.

faxxaff

2012-02-07 03:02 AM

PM sent :-)

ctproduction

2012-02-10 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 513320)

UW You have a Prvt Mssg..

housekeeper

2012-02-10 10:49 AM

If you were to charge for your cunnilingus skills, would you charge per lick, or by the minute?

Charlie

2012-02-10 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonz (Post 512954)

So for $20 I could get 5 400 words blog posts?

Wouldn't it be smarter to get several smaller blog posts since 300-500 is a good google page (or was at least)?

ArtWilliams

2012-02-10 06:31 PM

So for $1,000 you'd write me a novel? :P

Charlie

2012-02-10 08:50 PM

it's a lot of doorways. If i can see some samples i would have no problem with it

Useless

2012-02-10 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by housekeeper (Post 513494)

If you were to charge for your cunnilingus skills, would you charge per lick, or by the minute?

I wouldn't charge. I would do it for free. Hell, right about now, I'd pay to do it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie (Post 513509)

Wouldn't it be smarter to get several smaller blog posts since 300-500 is a good google page (or was at least)?

Depends on what your idea of a good blog post is. A quality post or article should be able to stand on its own as a page, in my opinion. For my personal uses, length is completely determined by how inspired I am by the subject, which is often a movie clip or photo gallery. I find solo girls who are merely posing to be hard to say much about. Sex is much easier to write a lengthier post on.

Quote:

Originally Posted by artwilliams (Post 513512)

So for $1,000 you'd write me a novel? :P

Certainly. It would be a hunk of shit, but I'd write it! |nahnah|

Jeremy82

2012-02-12 01:37 PM

PM sent.

jollyhumper

2012-02-12 02:31 PM

PM sent :)

Jolly

housekeeper

2012-02-13 03:34 PM

Damn, those $1 word deals are selling like hot cakes, way to go UW

Charlie

2012-02-13 05:50 PM

no doubt. I was going to do it to, but the line is too long as i was sure it would be.

Bigger question. What are deadlines now with all these orders?

Useless

2012-02-14 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by housekeeper (Post 513607)

Damn, those $1 word deals are selling like hot cakes, way to go UW

And everyone is wondering where I am and why I'm not responding. |banghead|

I'll clean up all of my communications, or lack there of, later today. I'm an ass, I know. My interwebs provider shut me off Sunday around noon and I finally got switched back on yesterday afternoon. (If you have Time Warner, they get a little sensitive about non-payment after about four months.)

I'm working on becoming more organized so I don't completely foul this up before I barely get started.

Useless

2012-02-14 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie (Post 513609)

Bigger question. What are deadlines now with all these orders?

It depends on whether I'm given a deadline. One of the big problems is that there are a lot of very small orders, just a few hundred words or so. I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong, I'll take all that I can get. But I am a human with human bills. If I have the option to work on a $5 order or a $200 dollar order, I'm going to choose the one that pays more. And right now, I'm behind on a big order that I promised would be done this weekend.

In the future, I may have to adjust prices. I'm thinking that I'll stay at $1 per 100 words for those who have large orders, but may need to have some sort of minimum price for those small orders. I don't know really, it's just a thought. For now, I really need to put the hammer down and get caught up on the stuff I've promised to do.

Chris

2012-03-05 05:44 PM

Do you write for all niches, for example gay and tranny?

MeatPounder

2012-03-05 09:50 PM

Useless Warrior is an expert in those niches |thumb

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