Damn.. I laughed so hard over that description I've got tears in my eyes..heaven help the next submitter that has dissolute in his title or description!

plaguerizing the directions on the kracker jax box helps..

RA: my dissolute friends say they loaded up babelfish with obscure terms so as to confuse the komrads.

mr chews pantyhose sounds like an oral fetish for nylons to me. |cool|

i'm stuck forever on t-girl island riding the bang bus full of backstreet bangers |angry|

I don't like to see horny in descriptions. It seems, I don't know, redundant. Oh wow, two people fucking! And they're horny too! Who'd a' thunk it?

How about 'cute sexy', 'hot sexy', 'sexy cutie', 'cute hottie', and the like? But even worse is when the descriptors contradict each other, such as 'nasty sexy' and 'ugly hottie'.

You're slaying me! And I like it! Does that make me dissolute? (Yes, I came across a dissolute flasher a mere half hour ago while reviewing subs. As opposed to a stoic flasher, I suppose. Just stopping in here for much-needed moral support. Or is that immoral support?)

Don't mind me - had dinner with Sir Moby and his lovely wife and young 'un tonight - it's no wonder I'm a bit deranged.

You forgot to add my favorite word:
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Oh yeah and I like the guy that lets girls fuck black ducks, I think his name is Jim :D

Prove it

Let's have an "ultimate description" contest. Here's my entry:

"Perfect sexy horny mature amateur dissolute blondes have first time nude lesbian sex with perfect nude first time anal dildo sex actions in their first ever nude sexy amateur porn while they waiting for your perfect cock."

Btw... wtf is a "cuckold"? I keep seeing this, but still have no idea.

The actual meaning: When someone is "cuckolded" they're basically beyond pussy whipped, to the point where their woman has completely broken their spirit. The way I see the word used in descriptions, either there's another meaning for it that I have never encountered or it's the babelfish fucking with people again :)

Addtionally, it often refers to the man when the wife has cheated. 'You've made a cuckold of me', meaning the that his slut wife has been fucking around and he never knew it.

my search for the word 'cuckold'

I'm guessing we're searching for the last one :)

Hmm.. I stand corrected :) Seems the context I've heard that word used in has always been wrong :)

funny thing about some of the people annoyed with the over used 'descriptive' words is when i try to be creative in my descriptions none of the major gallery site reviewers appreciate it at all. :P

words like schmokin, bo D acious (sound it out), sexcellent and all that is misunderstood and quite often my descriptions get changed completely to contain words like nude and hot and horny. i personally, as a surfer, cant stand seeing the same old tiresome descriptions, but i suppose ive seen so many descriptions that they all seem old and tiresome at this point. The only way around it that I can see would be to start accepting descriptions written in Swahili or Klingon.

but im tired and having fun so dont ban my submits before i start throwing em at some of you guys :D

Nice Fonz... mystery solved. I still think that word is just silly sounding. :)

It's Shakespeareian English - have you not read Othello old chap?

Suweeet! I got myself some dissolute porn |bananna|

" Our teens are very crazy and dissolute. Their cherry asses are so tight. "


:D

I just searched "Amateur" in the thesaurus and it gave me this: abecedarian(One who is a beginner)... Going to use that in my submits this week...

Abecedarian teen gets her pussy fucked as she sucks another hard cock!

Sounds so sexy...hahaha

Nothing beats the Thesaurus Jockey's. I love their tongue twisting descriptions :D