Haha, :D Ditto! |thumb

Ahhh he must have attended the BestBuy School of Customer Service.

I love weasels like you
 

|jester| You are truly the King of KnobEnds....

I approached DrB with a request to provide more information (and yes, I do have a vested interest in the business) and the response I got was just unnecessarily rude. So you got a response in kind... interesting how you only mention portions of each email though...

So, you claimed to have another adult shop as a client... only later did i find out that it is YOUR adult shop. And a pretty crap one at that.. no WONDER you didn't want another adult shop advertising there! The competition would have killed you! Understand that in your little world, everyone may have heard of you, but here, you are a nobody.

Anyway, your posts have been entertaining and show what an absolute fvckwit you truly are. At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that! :D

In the end, though, you are just a typical white trash moron, you greatly overvalue your worth in this world, and in this industry. So fvcking what if you think you can convince people not to deal with me! I have read the responses of some of your illustrious posters, and I am not going to cry about any loss of business from them or yourself, geniuses that you are. Your responses in this forum have been unthinking, borderline illiterate and not even showing a glimmer of wit. All it shows is how much time you have spent stewing over my response to your pathetic attempt at trying to sound like a professional company.

We have fvcking sheep farmers here that have more respect for themselves and the way they do business.

My response was treating like with like. If you can't stand the reply, don't send the fvcking message, you two bit white trash hack.

Have a nice day, scrubber. |pokefun|

AEBN
 

well done Daniel, you have truly represented your company. We advertise with you. Well we did at any rate ... we are pulling the ads today after your comments.

Congratulations. |waves|

|popcorn|

|drunk|

This is really none of my fvcking (pronounced: favucking, I suppose) business, but I just have to...
How so? Your site, communicatemedia.com.au, hasn't been linked to in a single instance within this thread. Or are you referring to that toy shop with the PR0 (some six months after its birth) and the Alexa ranking of 2,683,250?

Truly, I'm most struck mostly by this whole "fvcking" thing. Is the "u" on your fvcking keyboard broken, or what? How can one be so ready to insult, yet completely unwilling to say fuck? |huh

used to flaming stupid yanks on boards that don't allow you to use the FUCK word...

as for communicatemedia, well you have mentioned it now, haven't you! well done!

spread the word - all publicity is good publicity |headbang|

Here are the 1st 3 unedited emails:

1st email from you:
"I have a client, wildnwicked.com that would like some international traffic. They would expect around 1,000 visitors per day, for about 1 month to start.
Can you advise me of rates and structure thanks, and anything we need to do on our side of things.
Our site sells adult products (predominantly in Australia but also New Zealand, US,UK and Canada), and includes DVD's, Video on Demand (via AEBN), lingerie (custom made included) and toys (vibes, pumps, etc).
Regards
Justin Hollow"



My response:
"Justin,
Sorry, but we already have a toy/DVD store that we send traffic to. I do not like to advertise for too close of competitors.
Thanks for your interest."


Your reponse:
"what, you have ONE store?
wow....
really running a huge business, huh...."

As anyone with 1/2 a brain can see, I was very cordial in my initial response. What I got back was some smart ass comments.
So yeah, after that I am going to be rude.
You sound like you have much to learn about how to talk and do business with people.

Now 6 months later you reply to this post and make yourself look even worse than I did. |thumb Nice work.
I see you still have that same business class and sense as you did 6 months ago. Thanks for proving my point for me.


White trash. Scrubber. Ouch. That hurts.

Are you sure that you do SEO? Us using your name here, while not linking to your site, will draw searchers HERE and thereby harm your SE rankings for your own name. I'd still be more than willing to spread the word if that's what you want.

communicatemedia doesn't understand basic SEO.
communicatemedia can't achieve a PR1 after 6 months.
communicatemedia wears frilly panties.

Nice of you to leave out a few important parts of each email, and to add the 'Sorry' bit in front of your first email...

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

So, what the fuck are you responding to my posts for if you have a far superior business approach? Arent YOU just making yourself sound petty?

I think you meant to say that you sent him an unsolicited email, which in everyone's eyes is reason enough to call you a scumbag cunt.

Are you that dense that you don't understand that doesn't own the store, that's it's set up by an affiliate program? That everyone can (and does) have one? In fact, we're all in competition with your piece of shit site.

Oddly enough, that's what everyone reading this thread thinks about you (yourself included)


Useless covered that with his usual brilliance & whit :D

If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"

|pokefun| You Fuck Sheep :)

LIAR!

I know for a fact that Murray & DangerDave know him |thumb

Would you like to defend yourself on the point that you lied?

You were right the first time you posted... it IS none of your fucking business...

communicatemedia has most of his clients at #1,2 or 3 for their desired keywords

communicatemedia is one of the only companies that can guarantee SEO results AND deliver

communicatemedia has a PR of 5 (but points out that pr is NOT everything it's cracked up to be as he has 3 websites that are top of the search engines that have PR less than 2)

communicatemedia thinks that bald head of yours has been rubbed by too many cocks over too long a period

communicatemedia thinks anyone from NY with a bald head is either a faggot or a faggot's bum buddy |catfight|

First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..

sure! go ahead!

i don't know dave, but i know that he is from Brisbane (ie.. here). if i were you i wouldn't be in a hurry to involve dave in this conversation... you don't want to go out of your way to start shit fights.

Does Australia have their own internet, one which we cannot see - and if so, what's DDave doing here? ;)

no, sorry, you are a nobody... don't blame me for it, i tell everyone i come across how good you are....

yeah, you did edit those emails... hmmmm, how to prove it though... maybe the next step is to take screenshots? that'd close the issue once and for all, wouldn't it!

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

Always let the asshole have the last word.

|thumb |waves|

fun thread made my night :D gotta go finsih building this computer desk ack! :)

I'm just so damn happy that we continue to agree on that point.

Uh huh. |yawn|

Anyone who guarantees SEO results is only slightly smarter than the fools who would employ someone claiminig to guarantee SEO results.

I personally think PR is shit, but it is fun to note that an expert SEO, such as yourself, can't get above a PR0 on a six month old site, especially with all of those other high PR sites you claim to handle.

Who told you? Those bastards said it was our little secret.

Not that I have anything against those who are naturally bald, I do feel it's necessary to point out that I actually have a full head of hair. I choose to shave my head for two reasons. 1. My wife (slut) thinks it's wicked sexy. 2. It keeps the lice count down.

He's already here, shitdick.

puts a checkmark next to useless warriors name on my DO NOT GET IN A VERBAL EXCHANGE WITH list. Lol, i don't think daniel knew who he was fucking with. And Dr. B handeled the situation better then I would have.

PS. "used to flaming stupid yanks" shouldn't it be "in flaming" or to flame. I spent six years in 8th grade tho, so i's not to sure.

Well, you heard it hear first folks:
Cunticate Media - We guarantee a PR0 and zero traffic within six months, or your money back.

Dr B is a |buddy|

RB

bizarro doctor will be legend and here and in Australia and any thinks otherwise it find completely the tool

Yafool

I am now sure I want to be Dr B's best friend.

Thanks for popping in 6 months later commuwhateverthefuckyourdomainis.com!

Been a real booger of a day and I needed a good laugh!

And it's always best when those laughs come at the expense of a complete tool |haha

UW...good to see you in classic form |thumb

I think I just want to come in and say the word "poofter." I just don't say it often enough. I had to give it up when my cousin came out, but it's still such a funny word.

This thread has brightened my afternoon :)

This has been an entertaining thread but I find the above statement the funniest of all. 6 months and still no clue about the business model.

He's taking orders, going down to the local adult toy store, buying the product, returning home, putting them in boxes, wrapping them with brown paper & mailing them himself.

Profits Galore |thumb

Nothing really to add apart from "aaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

What a fucking twat.

I need some lotion to wipe of the grin from my face... my jaw started to hurt.

Sorry for the interruption... please proceed

i do think its funny this SEo guru thinks hios name being mentioned here is going to help :lol: what a moron....it will only show as negative results against your company, no one was dumb enough to actually link to your domain.....fucking dumb ass :D

Look, YaFool is back |bananna|

Now all we need is Gabbo to show up in here and we're complete :)

But if he would only start buying from multiple stores such as Poofters 'R' Us and Toys 4 Twats then he could double his profits over night |jester|

You know, i am looking for a toy store to add to our growing list of sites, I wonder how well this guy's......
nah, I better not, he will probably call me a yank and a tool since he abhores the American dollar so much

BTW...I know that Br.B is nothing to this guy, but there were 4 sites that burned an indelible impression in my brain back when i first came on line and searched for pictures of naked girls;
The Hun
Link-O-Rama
Richards-Realm
Dr.B
those were my very first stops on line each and every day so I am a bit offended by this guys implication that Dr.B is anything less then a legend.


spaz

GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!

FREE GREG LASARDO AND SCOTTPB!!!

Damn straight! ;)

I like that your excuse for your rude reply was that you received a rude reply first. Debates over the wording used are irrelevant. Even if DrB's reply was rude (which it wasn't), you sound like a child, and like everyone here has been explaining to you, it speaks for your unprofessionalism. If you approach someone to do business, and he tells you to shove it up your ass... smile, and move on. Spend more time trying to build the sales you obviously need. At least you got a reply from your soliciting, which is more than many will give. :D

"Hey's what's your name? You're cute, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend."
"OMG you only have ONE boyfriend?"

I wasn't going to even bother replying to any half-wits in this forum, but this one I think I will field..

1. You don't know what DrB's exact reply was, because he didn't include the full email. You are guessing he is not lying. The fact that he lies is evident in his reply that he already has an online shop as an advertiser (rather than just saying 'i am actually advertising my own piss weak, drop-shipping, fucked-up-designed, rebranded poor man's commission based store').. this speaks volumes about a person's character that they would bother to appear like they actually have a larger clientele, rather than the truth that they have some half-assed attempt at a website that is more than likely a scam in the first place!

2. Soliciting? Are you people truly stupid? Sending someone an email offering money for advertising is hardly soliciting... I wasn't emailing him looking for a freebie and I wasn't emailing him looking for HIM to advertise! I was emailing him to find out how much to advertise as my client has a budget of around $5k per month to spend on non-essential online marketing. How can a commercial request be considered soliciting you anorexic pasty faced 'tard ? I had thought people from Montreal were a little bit more intelligent than their american hick counterparts, but you have clearly shown that is not the case! I can't even fathom how you think my email was soliciting! So, if I get a web design client who wants a website built, that's soliciting? Should I send them a rude email telling them to fuck off? 'Sorry, I already have one web design client on my books..." - fucking tosser....

3. In business, we like to have more than one client - that is what creates a saleable business... what the fuck has someone with only one client have to do with, in your example, a woman with only one boyfriend? I can't even see the parallel there. That statement was a prime example of some young kid such as yourself trying to get involved in grown up talk.... fucked if I can see how you got involved in the first place anyway. I bet you were the type of kid who got regular smacks in the ear from your dad because you kept trying to butt into adult conversation... you seem to be just one of those people that think they are a hell of a lot cleverer than they really are.

There are a stack of other things I could say, but I fear they would lose all meaning once I had to dumb it down to your level. If you are good at porn, and from your communal wank session so far where you have all rallied together in one massive circle jerk, it is clear to see you are, then stick to it, and don't get involved in arguments where a) you don't have the facts and b) you don't have a vested interest or something useful to input. You are truly a prime example of why the English sent you fuckwits off to a cold wintery climate and sent us to paradise instead. |pokefun|