I think most guys(and maybe some girls) are closet gynecologists. They get to see, and play with pussies all day. Probably way boring after awhile though for the doctors, just like us porn slingers.

I don't like reality sites, or reality TV either as it seems way too staged.

Maybe just a Little. :D

And don't call me 'furry'.|catfight|

Bruce Ballon is a Canadian science fiction writer. Oooh, kinky.

If we're talking absurd, how about the idea that two cocks need to fit into one anus - but the two guys must remain as far apart as possible in case they "catch the gay."

I dispise the Russian old, ugly grandmas vs. the scrawney, sickly-looking guys. And the fact that they usually cram a bottle of alcohol in the frame makes it more sketchy.

oh i forgot one "snottiegirls" never understood that one:D

I do not get that sleep fucking thing. It just seems wrong. I donate to a local rape crisis center and their belief is "If it looks like rape, than it is." At least thats their stand on it. I just do not get it.

The list is too long, bukkake, pissing, scat, balloon (wtf), etc, etc, etc. I pretty much got vanilla tastes in porn.

As for the topic of "real" New Yorkers...you can't claim to be a real New Yorker unless you've lived or worked in the 5 boroughs at least for part of your life. As for Buffalo, didn't we sell you guys to Canada yet? I'm pretty sure that deal is in the works. |waves| hope you guys enjoy Canadian bacon.

eh thanks, I just wanted to make me a sandwich for breakfast |barf|

menstural porn |barf|

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What niche don't I get? Plain old vanilla sex.
It just doesn't seem like it would be worth the
time it takes to build a site to promote it.
Plus, it's not really a "niche"... is it? ;)

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Like most here I really don't get the whole balloon thing. Those are things to put up on birthdays and other festivities, not to have sex with. But then again, you got the baseball bats, cucumbers, bananas...

I remember seeing a set one tine of a girl doing a cactus! |confused|

for all you wanna be 'looners.

Here is an overview of why balloons are POPular.

It also provides a Roadmap on fetishes along with how they come about.

Knowledge is power.

according to that site... Balloons are a major fetish category?
I don't think so. LOL

well if you read the material .. you'd see it is actually a bridge between 2 other fetishes.. one is latex which is very major fetish the other is inflation which for whatever reason seems to be a "growing" catagory.

Kind of like the cuckold husband catagory. Who could understand that one? |jester|

Oops- I didn't get to see this thread till now. I was out late shooting at our new studio that balloons paid for :-)

Chris darling, feel free to try & bait me all you like. I'm sure that there must be incredible pressure to keep putting money in your employer's pocket; so much that you must resort to trolling for drama to get that sig viewed.

That's all I have to say in this thread.

I'd say that balloons are a major fetish - that's one of the new categories that I plan to add once I get some other admin stuff sorted out.

I also don't think that one was made up by the internet - I can remember hearing about balloons & plushies before I got online.

all drama aside, this kind of thing is what makes the thread worth it ;)
nice resource, docholly!

i believe i made my first and only balloon free site years ago, that time i used ars balloon paysite for it, its sold great , now i use for some time jovicash on it and it still sells great, i realy dont understand the fetish, i do have seen a documantary about it on telly , i cant remember which program it was, but it was an usa program, i couldnt help it but it was funny to see those guys and girls humping on those balloons:D

Drama? |party

Be strokin'. bounce it to the east and bounce it to the west, bounce it on the balloon you love the best. Be stokin'

Gotta love balloons... and nobody on this planet knows balloons better than emma, period.

Oh oh... I'm so owned!! |jester|

After doing live camshows for years in the dungeon & fetish category, I think I understand most niches that I've come across since I got to talk with those who fetishized it first hand, and act out those fantasies. I totally get the balloon fetish and find it fun, I've even fucked a balloon with a strap-on for a live show, humped a balloon (didn't get me off though), popped it in various ways, and found out I could suck the neck of an overblown loon like a cock. TMI maybe, haha.

I also get many fetishes that others listed that they don't. Those that I don't necessarily not *get* but find completely off-putting are scat and beat-em-til-they-bleed sites.

I don't know if you've been 'owned', but I'd say that, as of late, you're becoming much more of a douche bag. [I edited out the funny and really insultive part]

I didn't see that and I really meant no offense when I mentioned balloons :) That was my truthful response to a question asked.

And docholly, I guess you mentioned 2 more I don't get. Latex and inflation... I didn't even know that inflation was a fetish. What is exactly involved with that?

I have always said, if you can think of something to do to yourself or someone else, someone will consider it a sexual act.

I just don't understand balloons, either, but they convert well so someone must like it.

I never understood the allure of peeing since I grew up in the south and we all peed in front of others when we out in the woods drinking beer. No-one ever was interested. Even though I am a girl, I learned to pee spanding up so the bugs and chiggers in the grass wouldn't bite and noone paid the slightest attention.

After much thought on the matter (I had to think really hard on this one) I've figured one out I don't get! |bananna|

Shoes! High-heels, boots... tennies...

But maybe it's just cuz I like naked feets so much, and I'm such a barefotter, to see their natural shape butchered by a torture device is just... wierd. |crazy|

Although... a cute little pair of thongs, with those little strappy things tucked between a womans toes is... nice. :D

How about worm squishing? :) I have no idea what that is really called but girls stepping on worms is the idea. I can't remember what movie I saw that in but it was mainstream. I know...it was an episode of CSI :)

ewwwwwwwww i dont do that in real life, not because its a living being but just to hear the sound and see that messy shit under my feet...............oh i think i just found out why people like that, ...the sound and the messy stuff under your feet..........|crazy|

I keep thinking of inflation :) I can't get the picture out of my head of a man or woman shoving a compressor hose up their ass. Please tell me that isn't what it is. :)

Just for the record, you ain't talking about my South. The good ole' boys that I hang with would have been interested in you exposing yourself but not interested in you pissing on the bun fire. "Can you bring me a Bud on your way back?'

Jim- it's more of a fantasy thing, enjoyed on an imaginary level.
There are plenty of cartoons and drawings, but it's difficult to act out for real

hhhhhhhahahahhahahahah i cant stop laughing...i knew a compressor was multi functional:D sorry but this is so funny, it wouldnt surprise me if people realy tried that:D

Jim - here's a little bit on inflation for you...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation_fetish

Emma makes me money.

I don't understand adult babies.

Simon, can you rig an inflate button in time for tomorrow's On The Board?

Buzz words = "Blow up Useless"

That link to information about the balloon fetish is really good. I never quite understood exactly how the balloons were used for sex before.

I don't think I'll look at balloon animals the same way ever again.

Oooh, there's another one: Clown porn. LOL

Jim: (et. al.)

Inflation covers many different things.. it also can edge on the SSBBW catagory with some men who objectify the BBW woman. Here is a site I did with my pal BettyLove (who's birthday is today!!) on her inflatable tits of course i was trying to sell betty's cam shows/site not inflation. The inflationphile would like this because they just seem to grow automatically. |boobies|

I always thought more of 'looners as being into the latex rather that the inflation part. But apparently there are 2 subsets of it.. one being latex the other being the blow to pop. I think it all comes from early childhood memories. until i read that book from the link of divant desires i had no clue that people with a latex or leather fetish really acquired that in very early childhood when they crawled around on the floor and mommy/daddy's foot was at eye level with the smell/feel of the leather.

While i really love delving into the whys and origins of some fetishes.. I'm not really sure why they sell. On the squishing one it goes to the GTS (or giantess) where again small children have these memories of their BIG tall mom squashing bugs (who remembers the Raid comercial with the dancers to Stomp out bugs??) I just cannot connect that to sex no matter how i try.

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Interesting thread. I don't get cumshots, seeing pics of that makes me |barf| Literally. I think that should be swallowed, not shot all over the place. :D Don't get menstration either, or scat or piss. Degregation of any kind to either party. Bondage makes me have an asthma attack thinking of being tied down where I can't move.

But I do get latex, I love leather, latex, boots, high heels, combine them all together, even better. It doesn't make me orgasm, I just think it looks really, really cool. I wish I wasn't built short and stout I'd have a whole wardrobe of the stuff. :D

It is interesting to read people that don't get one thing, yet others that really like it.