I drive a Hyundai Accent but what I really want is a Smart Car. Is that sexy?

Finally a little apreciation :)

Thank you...


now back to creating the biggest stockings site in the world :)

In fact, I propose that if the undies are that much of a problem for everyone, maybe he should just lose them altogether, am I right Sue?? :D

don't everyone get their knickers in a knot, it's all in good fun |thumb

btw, my ride is in my avatar and my pics are for me to know where and everyone else to find LOL |boobies|

I want one of These
Kinda reminds me of someone.. |huh

No really Bob NICE TITS!! |boobies| haha |waves|

Thought I'd bring some light heartedneess back to the board, its only frikken Tuesday SUPER Tuesday at that hope everyone voted! |bullshit|

J-

|jester|

Oh well if we're gonna go mad, might awell put the bike up aswell..

those tits are pretty nice, perky b cups. but i liked her vag more. |waves|

She drove a Volkswagen?

With those drawers getting hit below the belt is an impossibility unless you're fighting a midget |jester|

LOL, I lost my undies a long time ago :D

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Nope - nor do you offend me - I'm pretty secure in who I am and who I am not. Hell, I wish I still had a body that was a cut as yours is now but I'm almost 50 and I'll never have that body again. As long as my current 18-year-old squeeze is happy, what the fuck do I care? |thumb

The pants thing is a generation thing – don’t let us old farts get to you. When I was younger I put up with lots of crap from the old farts like me about things like long hair, bell-bottoms, polyester suits, etc…. Now it’s my turn to be a pain in the ass – feel free to send a little friendly harassment back my way – have a little |bananna| fun |bananna| with it cuz there’s a lot about |pokefun|PapaGMP to fuck with. And to make it easier to poke fun, I've attached a fairly recent picture of me with some of the crew – and if you think they don’t give me shit……. ;-)

And if you get more.... |headbang|

Your right ponygirl! I was thinking to myself after I posted "where is ponygirl to back me up" :D |thumb

yep, us old dirty girls gotta stick together heheh ;)

(I'm sure one of you perverts will find a nasty joke in that one :D)

We've got a toy that helps with "allignment"

That picture would have been way hotter if Eva was in it. ;)

It would have been hotter if I wasn't in it!

BOSS- what is your deal? Everyone knows why you chose that particular photo of yourself. You think you are pretty and you expect everyone else to say, "Wow! You're pretty. I love your abs." The problem is, most of us are older and more experienced men, so we have a different reaction. We say, "what's with the pic of the skinny kid with his undies showing?" Stop being a child and expecting people to be intimidated by a pic of you just because you think you are the essence of machismo.

I've seen Papagmp completely naked way too many times. |shocking|

You aren't suggesting that Sue and Pony do an ass-to-ass with a 15" double-headed dildo are you? It's a good thing we don't have a sexual harassment policy in this workplace. ;)

is this thread still alive??
omg don't let my husband see you say that, he'd pass out from rapid blood loss :D
darn right! I want to be able to sexually harrass anyone I want with impunity!

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That's me in my avatar of course :)

But here's a more clear photo. Sorry, all I have are nude shots.

http://www.wildwhores.com/mecock.jpg

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As someone mentioned before, I won it from CE Cash back at Internext in 2001 (or was it still IA2000 back then?) I still have it & it has a whopping 1269 miles on it :D

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Boss - don't take the comments the wrong way - most people that are over 30 (myself included) stereotype people that wear their pants 6 inches blow their waist as wiggers.

I've realized that when I think someone's clothing or hat or makeup or tattoos or hair is "stupid" is just proof that I'm getting old :D

Useless just tell Sandy i said hello |waves| & shut the hell up... |boobies|

Ram now i know why the wife walks funny!!! :D

GG you are old,...........|couch|

Being 40+ I come from a generation where only "trailer trash" had tattoos. While I know this now not to be true, I still strongly prefer women without them. Needless to say this reduces the number of women in porn I find attractive to about 5% of the total pool.

Doesn't matter how you got it, awesome car to own.

Well let me think.......ok I'll do it :D

If there was a sexual harassment policy here I'd be in trouble, and it would be no fun at all around here|thumb

Damn Ramster even I would run from that guy |shocking|

And you promised..... |cry| never to tell.....

Works just like a clutch alignment tool - same process, different tool. Only when “aligning trannies”, the tool looks a bit different but works pretty much the same…..

Refer to paragraph #8 in your contracts: "Contractor understands that other actors or participants in the films, filming effort, photographs, or photographic effort, may be contacting and touching Contractor in an erotic and possibly sexually explicit manner as part of an expression of free speech and Contractor consents to such contact or touching as of Contractor’s own free will, desire, and choice and agrees that due to such contact or touching Contractor will not assert any civil or criminal claims against those other parties for battery, assault, sexual assault, lewd behavior, or any similar claims"

15" rubber attachments are not excluded!

Yup! |thumb

and as a photographer, ink would just ruin a picture like this one:

Are you saying Pony and Sue are Trannies? Whodathunk!

J-

|jester|

Personally I think he is kind of cute but looks too much like one of the male talents from FoxyAngel. I learned a long time ago shooting Foxy's stuff not to get too excited over the male talent as they weren't into box and only wanted to get their booty hole stuffed.

Then again what the fuck do I know. I'm one of those trashy tattooed bitches although I've never actually lived in a house with wheels.

Ahh nice to have time to enjoy the board. I've still been in the process of getting ready to sale my house and work at my brother's (which is one of those white trash houses on wheels hahaha). My pic is my avatar, but I've got a couple other funny ones I'll share. Speaking of fighting, haha, this pic is me at my "fighting weight"

My "pretty boy" impression. I think I look like a fag in this one, haha :)

Why is there the tip of a cock on your chest?



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Hahahaha too funny Greenie. Never noticed that before, haha. If the ladies want to believe that's my own cock they can :) But for the guys its my knuckle :) haha

You made me spit my diet coke on my screen with your pictures.:D to fucking funny! About the younger guys they are looking good, i like those 6 pack bellies, my bosses are all about 10 years younger then me ( i am 39) i can get along with younger guys very well, still i prefere the old fashioned, a bit older guys, with alot of humor and more seriouse in life:) and no 6 pack belly can beat that one|boobies|

Since Useless wont shut up about my underwear... here is me cleaned up......


Topic closed? Unless more people will post pictures. Thanks for supporting the bear chest trend "Mr Exotic" :)

maybe I chose the photo because my affiliate program is spartan dollars?

best part is you still have to call me BOSS, and thanks for the machismo

This is a nice one :)

And i think you're rather hot looking in this one ;)

Damn Tom,
I was hoping for a pic
I've shown you mine :D