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communicate 2006-12-06 11:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro (Post 317633)
Here are the 1st 3 unedited emails:

1st email from you:
"I have a client, wildnwicked.com that would like some international traffic. They would expect around 1,000 visitors per day, for about 1 month to start.
Can you advise me of rates and structure thanks, and anything we need to do on our side of things.
Our site sells adult products (predominantly in Australia but also New Zealand, US,UK and Canada), and includes DVD's, Video on Demand (via AEBN), lingerie (custom made included) and toys (vibes, pumps, etc).
Regards
Justin Hollow"



My response:
"Justin,
Sorry, but we already have a toy/DVD store that we send traffic to. I do not like to advertise for too close of competitors.
Thanks for your interest."


Your reponse:
"what, you have ONE store?
wow....
really running a huge business, huh...."

As anyone with 1/2 a brain can see, I was very cordial in my initial response. What I got back was some smart ass comments.
So yeah, after that I am going to be rude.
You sound like you have much to learn about how to talk and do business with people.

Now 6 months later you reply to this post and make yourself look even worse than I did. |thumb Nice work.
I see you still have that same business class and sense as you did 6 months ago. Thanks for proving my point for me.


White trash. Scrubber. Ouch. That hurts.
Nice of you to leave out a few important parts of each email, and to add the 'Sorry' bit in front of your first email...

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

So, what the fuck are you responding to my posts for if you have a far superior business approach? Arent YOU just making yourself sound petty?

Greenguy 2006-12-06 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317623)
...I approached DrB with a request to provide more information...
I think you meant to say that you sent him an unsolicited email, which in everyone's eyes is reason enough to call you a scumbag cunt.

Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317623)
...So, you claimed to have another adult shop as a client... only later did i find out that it is YOUR adult shop. And a pretty crap one at that.. no WONDER you didn't want another adult shop advertising there! The competition would have killed you! ...
Are you that dense that you don't understand that doesn't own the store, that's it's set up by an affiliate program? That everyone can (and does) have one? In fact, we're all in competition with your piece of shit site.

Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317623)
...Understand that in your little world, everyone may have heard of you, but here, you are a nobody...
Oddly enough, that's what everyone reading this thread thinks about you (yourself included)


Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317623)
...At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that! :D ...
Useless covered that with his usual brilliance & whit :D

Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317623)
...In the end, though, you are just a typical white trash moron, ...
If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"

Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317623)
...We have fvcking sheep farmers here that have more respect for themselves and the way they do business....
|pokefun| You Fuck Sheep :)

Greenguy 2006-12-06 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317635)
....As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...
LIAR!

I know for a fact that Murray & DangerDave know him |thumb

Would you like to defend yourself on the point that you lied?

communicate 2006-12-06 11:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 317634)
Are you sure that you do SEO? Us using your name here, while not linking to your site, will draw searchers HERE and thereby harm your SE rankings for your own name. I'd still be more than willing to spread the word if that's what you want.

communicatemedia doesn't understand basic SEO.
communicatemedia can't achieve a PR1 after 6 months.
communicatemedia wears frilly panties.
You were right the first time you posted... it IS none of your fucking business...

communicatemedia has most of his clients at #1,2 or 3 for their desired keywords

communicatemedia is one of the only companies that can guarantee SEO results AND deliver

communicatemedia has a PR of 5 (but points out that pr is NOT everything it's cracked up to be as he has 3 websites that are top of the search engines that have PR less than 2)

communicatemedia thinks that bald head of yours has been rubbed by too many cocks over too long a period

communicatemedia thinks anyone from NY with a bald head is either a faggot or a faggot's bum buddy |catfight|

Dr Bizzaro 2006-12-06 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317635)
Nice of you to leave out a few important parts of each email, and to add the 'Sorry' bit in front of your first email...

I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...

Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.

So, what the fuck are you responding to my posts for if you have a far superior business approach? Arent YOU just making yourself sound petty?

First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..

communicate 2006-12-06 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 317637)
LIAR!

I know for a fact that Murray & DangerDave know him |thumb

Would you like to defend yourself on the point that you lied?
sure! go ahead!

i don't know dave, but i know that he is from Brisbane (ie.. here). if i were you i wouldn't be in a hurry to involve dave in this conversation... you don't want to go out of your way to start shit fights.

Useless 2006-12-06 11:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317635)
I reply six months later because until now I didn't know who the hell you were! As I said, in Australia you are a nobody...
Does Australia have their own internet, one which we cannot see - and if so, what's DDave doing here? ;)

communicate 2006-12-06 11:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Bizzaro (Post 317639)
First of all, I edited NOTHING in those emails. I copy and pasted them EXACTLY from my sent emails. Nice try.

Secondly as I explained in my 3rd email to you:
"Since we already advertise for Moviesbymail (toys, DVDs, Lingerie, etc..) AEBN (PPV) and other affiliate or PPC sponsors that are similar to what you are looking to get traffic for, I politely declined. Stating that “I do not like to advertise for to close of competitors”. (Why would we add a second “store” on drbizzaro.com, when we already have one skinned to look like that site and makes great sales? Adding a competing site, would only cut down on sales.)

WE DO NOT OWN THOSE COMPANIES. We are an affiliate for those programs or they buy traffic from drbizzaro.com."


In Australia I am a nobody?!?!?!
Damn, I could have sworn I was a superstar down there..
no, sorry, you are a nobody... don't blame me for it, i tell everyone i come across how good you are....

yeah, you did edit those emails... hmmmm, how to prove it though... maybe the next step is to take screenshots? that'd close the issue once and for all, wouldn't it!

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

Always let the asshole have the last word.

Dr Bizzaro 2006-12-06 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317642)
Always let the asshole have the last word.
|thumb |waves|

babymaker 2006-12-06 11:39 PM
fun thread made my night :D gotta go finsih building this computer desk ack! :)

Useless 2006-12-06 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by commvnicate (Post 317638)
You were right the first time you posted... it IS none of your fucking business...
I'm just so damn happy that we continue to agree on that point.

Quote:
Originally Posted by commvnicate (Post 317638)
commvnicatemedia has most of his clients at #1,2 or 3 for their desired keywords
Uh huh. |yawn|

Quote:
Originally Posted by commvnicate (Post 317638)
commvnicatemedia is one of the only companies that can guarantee SEO results AND deliver
Anyone who guarantees SEO results is only slightly smarter than the fools who would employ someone claiminig to guarantee SEO results.

Quote:
Originally Posted by commvnicate (Post 317638)
commvnicatemedia has a PR of 5 (but points out that pr is NOT everything it's cracked up to be as he has 3 websites that are top of the search engines that have PR less than 2)
I personally think PR is shit, but it is fun to note that an expert SEO, such as yourself, can't get above a PR0 on a six month old site, especially with all of those other high PR sites you claim to handle.

Quote:
Originally Posted by commvnicate (Post 317638)
commvnicatemedia thinks that bald head of yours has been rubbed by too many cocks over too long a period
Who told you? Those bastards said it was our little secret.

Quote:
Originally Posted by commvnicate (Post 317638)
commvnicatemedia thinks anyone from NY with a bald head is either a faggot or a faggot's bum buddy |catfight|
Not that I have anything against those who are naturally bald, I do feel it's necessary to point out that I actually have a full head of hair. I choose to shave my head for two reasons. 1. My wife (slut) thinks it's wicked sexy. 2. It keeps the lice count down.

Greenguy 2006-12-06 11:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DangerDave (Post 317627)
|drunk|
Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317640)
sure! go ahead!

i don't know dave, but i know that he is from Brisbane (ie.. here). if i were you i wouldn't be in a hurry to involve dave in this conversation... you don't want to go out of your way to start shit fights.
He's already here, shitdick.

oldbrad 2006-12-06 11:46 PM
puts a checkmark next to useless warriors name on my DO NOT GET IN A VERBAL EXCHANGE WITH list. Lol, i don't think daniel knew who he was fucking with. And Dr. B handeled the situation better then I would have.

PS. "used to flaming stupid yanks" shouldn't it be "in flaming" or to flame. I spent six years in 8th grade tho, so i's not to sure.

Useless 2006-12-06 11:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by commvnicate (Post 317642)
Always let the asshole have the last word.
Well, you heard it hear first folks:
Cunticate Media - We guarantee a PR0 and zero traffic within six months, or your money back.

RonaldBiggs 2006-12-06 11:58 PM
Dr B is a |buddy|

RB

YaFool 2006-12-07 12:03 AM
bizarro doctor will be legend and here and in Australia and any thinks otherwise it find completely the tool

Yafool

Chop Smith 2006-12-07 12:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 317636)
If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"
I am now sure I want to be Dr B's best friend.

MrYum 2006-12-07 12:35 AM
Thanks for popping in 6 months later commuwhateverthefuckyourdomainis.com!

Been a real booger of a day and I needed a good laugh!

And it's always best when those laughs come at the expense of a complete tool |haha

UW...good to see you in classic form |thumb

Ms Naughty 2006-12-07 01:00 AM
I think I just want to come in and say the word "poofter." I just don't say it often enough. I had to give it up when my cousin came out, but it's still such a funny word.

This thread has brightened my afternoon :)

SirMoby 2006-12-07 01:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317635)
Anyway, point was that you lied... you said you had a client already with a store... then I got to thinking that you having a client would be highly unlikely anyway.
This has been an entertaining thread but I find the above statement the funniest of all. 6 months and still no clue about the business model.

Greenguy 2006-12-07 01:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SirMoby (Post 317662)
This has been an entertaining thread but I find the above statement the funniest of all. 6 months and still no clue about the business model.
He's taking orders, going down to the local adult toy store, buying the product, returning home, putting them in boxes, wrapping them with brown paper & mailing them himself.

Profits Galore |thumb

Jeremy 2006-12-07 02:53 AM
Nothing really to add apart from "aaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha".

What a fucking twat.

johnnybg 2006-12-07 06:22 AM
I need some lotion to wipe of the grin from my face... my jaw started to hurt.

Sorry for the interruption... please proceed

babymaker 2006-12-07 07:06 AM
i do think its funny this SEo guru thinks hios name being mentioned here is going to help :lol: what a moron....it will only show as negative results against your company, no one was dumb enough to actually link to your domain.....fucking dumb ass :D

Fonz 2006-12-07 07:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YaFool (Post 317651)
bizarro doctor will be legend and here and in Australia and any thinks otherwise it find completely the tool

Yafool
Look, YaFool is back |bananna|

Now all we need is Gabbo to show up in here and we're complete :)


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