Greenguy and Jim - straight to the point.

Greenguy & Jim - Eat them up, YUM!

Greenguy and Jim - who else?

greenguyandjim - the #1 source for adult webmaster resources, advice and fun. :D

Greenguy and Jim - chicken and chips, eggs and bacon.

Greenguy and Jim - Laurel and Hardon - Morecum and Wise.

Jim you got me on this one.. AGAIN. Gotta agree though :)

Greenguy&Jim'll make your wallet fat.

I ask for creativity & you guys shit on my kitchen table & tell me dinner is ready?

Come On! You can do better that that! :D

That's funny!|thumb

I said the same thing last night during the radio show.

Several of my posts in this thread represent honest effort at creativity.


Not all, but several :D

Humorous with an inside joke, eh? Hmmm... I'm gonna have to think on that approach for awhile, but I came up with this one on the fly:

Multiple forums where assistance with all areas of webmastering and even help with sponsors is available 24/7. Also included with every login: Radio shows, contests, free-roaming sarcasm, the Net's angriest webmaster, infrequent but exciting Gabbo sightings, and transsexual Buddy Christ photos. Get some business done and have some fun, all in a 100% flame-free environment!

:D

Do you have any idea how many people think you're talking about them?

:D

It's green, it's clean, it's the place to be seen.
There is some venting of spleen, but it's never mean.
Greenguy and Jim, the ultimate business scene.

And now, for my next act...
There once was a man from Nantucket...

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Maybe so... but those of us who spend time around here KNOW who I'm talking about :D

I surrender to MadMax... that was damned good!! |bow|

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Show me the money!

Green Eggs & Spam
 

I am Jim! Jim-I-Am,
I do so love my Green Eggs & Spam.

I am GreenGuy, GreenGuy-I-Am,
I really like Green stuff, but really hate Spam.

GreenGuy-I-Am, please try my Green Eggs & Spam.
You'll surely be keen, just because it's all Green!

I do not like them, Jim-I-Am.
I do not like your Green Eggs & Spam.

Well GreenGuy-I-Am, what can we do?
We'll surely not rank without Green Eggs plus Spam!!

It's Green, so I'm keen and I see what you mean.
But Jim-I-Am, can't we try this sans Spam?

I do so love my Green Eggs & Spam,
But I'll taste it your way, Greenguy-I-Am.

We'll keep Gabbo in a box, like the fox in sox,
And repel spammers and scammers like a Green Fort Knox!

Wow Greenguy-I-Am, I do love the Green Eggs without Spam!
With no spam to slice, lets call in Gabbo and Buddy Christ.

|buddy| |gabbo|

Aaaw thank you :D

In a nutshell: the bollocks, mutts nuts, and the perro´s cojones. A source of webmaster knowledge, mixed in with the wierd and wonderful community of porn fanatics.

I hate these contest.

Greenguy And Jim and all their guests
Will help you to achieve success

Greenguy And Jim - that is the team
They know how to help you win

prose:

Greenguy And Jim doesnt play dice.
Stop trying your fortune and start making money in good company

Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files
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larger than 120x60 pixels . what is problem my sig is small ARS

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optional? you bastards never told me that!!! |angry|

Greenguy and Jim can make you richer then astronauts!

Thanks Wenchy! Now, if I could only get everyone else to surrendur.... |headbang|

Hey Ma, with this har board thingy we could become hundredaires or somtin and buy you them purty teeth ya allways wantid

Here is less of a description, and more of my own personal opinion.

Overall, GG&J is a good board. It seems to move a little slow at times, and is slightly over moderated, but I think it just seems that way to me because I am used to GFY.

I mainly visit this board because this is the only place Greenguy posts. Also, this board has a great community of link list owners :)

I truly expect a lot of creativity over the weekend - post when your drunk if you feel the urge :D

I would say it's greeeeen

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You're great one for jokes

plugin - I did glance at your sig file after the bot caught it, but don't get upset with me because you didn't put the proper code in there.

Ok I'm kinda drunk now, let's see what I can come with..

Greenguy & Jim: Sounds better than Wilbur & Tim

ok, lame :D

I'm thinking maybe we should stop the contest, declare Fonz the winner & send him $100 worth of Cheeto's :D

Greenguy & Jim - where business and Cash contests meet :)

I still like our original...
Greenguy And Jim...Stick with us and you will have diamonds the size of horse balls :) But of course, my wife keeps asking "where are my horse ball diamonds?"

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And that would do it for now ;)

my two cents...
 

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2 more days of this jackassery & then we can start to vote :D