Go here and figure it out for yourself. Look at other peoples' blogs and see where yours is seriously lacking in content and purpose.

I still can't get the submit page to come up. Cd34 said he would get things fixed but I haven't heard anything since July 27. Evidently AOHell isn't passing two fields when it goes through their proxy server. (According to Cd34) I'm not having any problems at any other link lists so I'm very confused. I don't use any firewalls, anti this or that, or virus protection. I have a backlog of sites to get submitted....

Sorry I haven't replied till now, but I'm absolutely buried. I only have to time for piss breaks and name-calling. :D I have zero clue what kind of weird security thingies (technical term) are integrated into Javes' script. I wish I could help you. I would suggest submitting them all through Jim's Help Desk here, but I think that would make him start kicking his dogs again.

Jim has dogs?

Hey UW

Just got your decline email for this site:

http://www.pornrex.com/teenieorgasm/teens/

Could you help me out and tell me what needs to be done to correct this?

Thanks
pornrex

Damn pornrex, you're fast! I just got done reviewing over there. You're like zoooooooom.

Anyway, ;) It really lacks center tags within the cells, IE

Ok UW.

I think I understand now what you are referring to.
I will fix it up sometime tomorrow (unfortuantely I have a prior engagement that I must attend this evening) and then I'll re-submit it.
Thanks for the tip. |thumb

Refused
 

Well I had a Recip on there, cant figure out why I didnt get added, Guess im not fucking good enough. Oh well. Its shit like this that makes me thing why fucking bother trying??? Gave him a perfect link way at the top, sending Honest legit traffic. If this doesnt get ya listed than what will???? My advice to everyone is Dont bother with Javes or greenguy they dont list anyone. Theyare too high on thier horse to bother with a low life Like,um everyone.

GG has horses?

That would be my best advice too. Don't bother because you might get rejected. That's the same philosophy that left me a virgin until I was eighteen. |thumb

BTW, I don't know what you're referring to, but if you have any specific questions, I can be pretty helpful.

There are currently 23,717 sites listed on the Link O'Rama & probably 3 or 4 times as many that were not listed. So should I just guess at which one is yours so I can tell you what you did wrong?

Or would you just like to keep bitching without posting the URL of the site you submitted?

What was the reason you got from us? I suspect you used the wrong form.

I suspect he submitted a gallery |couch|

Damn someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed!! Your advice is kind of dumb, as without those two my traffic would be shit. I could have sworn they rode Harleys not horses..... :D

hi :-)
why my sites was not listed, why?
http://www.titshunters.com/bustykerrystrips/index.htm with comment: We're sorry, we declined your site.

and another:

with trashin comment The reviewer felt that the site lacked quality. It didn't necessarily break any submission rules, but it simply wasn't anything we'd like to list. :(
http://www.titshunters.com/sexyeyesbigboobs/index.htm
they cant be so bad, do thet? :-)

Thx

On the first site, make the text in the recips legible and I'd be happy to list it. Big space for recip, but tiny text in a horrible font that I have to squint to read.

You need to work on your descriptions as well. I get tired of re-writing descriptions. It was most likely the description that tipped the scale on the second rejected site. "Sexy, real big breasted babes with perfect looking eyes work hard giving blowjob." The site itself looks ok, but if I have to continously re-write descriptions for a submitter, their sites better be outstanding.

ok, thx |bow|

And you call yourself a reviewer?

|couch|

The finest reviewer of all time. But, he does wake up just a little late at times. I think I will start doing some approving :) He seems to hate when I do it but the submitters love it :)

Personally I find the delete to be much faster then trying to rewrite someone's crappy description.

I once worked for a plumbing company where I would show up an hour early to plow the parking area. It was always done before I got there. My boss always said, "It's admirable that you come in early to plow but, you have to come in about an hour earlier if you really want to do it". :) But then again, every real job I have ever had, I was always the first in for some reason.

Don't you have some land to deforest or something?
|couch|

My first site I go to review locks up my browser. Is that a bad sign?

The deforesting is almost over. There may only be one more load :( Now I have a neighbor begging to buy the land to hunt it. Since we always fed the Deer and Turkey in the winter, they are as tame as a wild animal can be. So, they are sitting ducks come hunting season. It is a quandry for me. I have another 5-10 years that I have to wait to get 30 acres cut. Just not sure what to do. Anyone that buys the land will do it to hunt. I have one neighbor that won't but, I haven't talked to him yet.

So first you have their home deforested and now you are going to let people in with guns to shoot the animals that you taught not to fear humans.

I'm guessing in the next life you will come back as a soon to be veal meal.

I'm a reviewer, not a copy writer. I edit most broken English descriptions, assuming they are paired with good sites. But occasionally, you need to let the submitter know that he or she is being more burdensome than many other submitters. Would Litwa rather have been warned about his descriptions or would he rather be silently blacklisted when I get really tired of correcting them? His sites are good and I want to list them all, but I also want to see improvement in his descriptions. The site I rejected could be resubmitted with a better description and it would get listed.

It's not my intention to be unfair to those who have learned English as a second language. Look at Vasi, for example. Reading his posts on the board tells me that he is still learning Engish, but his site descriptions are good. I don't know if he has someone else write them or if he just takes the extra time to proofread them, but they are always good and always make sense.

But the wonderful thing about running a Link List is writing up your own reviews. Sure, you can put whatever they want in there, but then you run into this problem plus if you use their description, you'll have the same description as the other sites he submitted too.

Of course, I am old school :D

Has-been!
|couch|

I do sometimes rewrite stuff if I really like the site and I didn't get so pissed off that they put the same thing in the title and description with two words added.

The real issue, besides the fact that I'm lazy, is the main reviewer for Cleo's is a Brazilian woman which English is her third language and probably not the best choice for someone to be writing enticing and descriptive English slang.

I rewrite them if I like the site. I also rewrite for good submitters that have a terrible time writing descriptions (the text on their sites are fine) so they will get more traffic to their site. Of course this all depends on my mood and how much time I have |dizzy|

I am sorry for my mistakes i discriptions, i will check texts carefully and will ask friends if there will be a problem for me.
Thx for forbearance :(

What's the current backlog for Javes? I submitted a site a couple of days ago and I am just curious... and damn impatient :)

There is no backlog at Javes. The queue is emptied daily.

If I didn't get a decline/acceptance email, does that mean that I was deleted or should I try to re-submit? I'm fairly new to building freesites, I am a gallery builder, but I thought it was fairly clean and the content is not too overused, although I have used some pics from this set in a gallery. I did change a couple of things after I submitted (I noticed a couple of the thumbs weren't linked to their corresponding full size pic) so maybe your script picked that up...

url is www.hornybuttsluts.com/free/cornholio/index.htm

Thanks!

Danielle

Truthfully, I don't recall seeing that one. Whether or not I would accept it would come down to my mood at the time of review. The banner on main page contains an image of a fake video player and I often perceive those as a blind link, but it is in the middle of an half-page ad, so maybe not. Definatelty would depend on whether or not I had my morning coffee. |loony|

You realize that those vid caps will get you declined at most of the places you've reciped on the index, right? Breaking their rules wouldn't make me decline the site. Just wanted to make sure you know that.

I keep forgetting about that rule.
I gotta buy my content somewhere else :)

Thanks for the reply Useless. and by the way, how's the weather up there on your high horse?


|couch|

Just kidding, just kidding pleeeaasse don't ban me! |bow|

Oh sure...take stabs at poor little me. |cry| Don't worry, I only review at 4 lists. |clown|

Besides, I accept vid caps. I'm not like those old timers.

OK, so why was my blog not accepted at Javes? :)
 

I thought I covered all the rules, but apparently not. :(

This was the URL I submitted.
http://www.devonshouse.com/porn_blog.html

Your blog lacks an abundance to textual monologue, which is what makes a blog. Lot's of links to the pics page, but not a lot of meaty posts. Heres a link to what your blog should aspire to be: http://www.katvixen.com/Blog/ That's another amateur site's blog. She posts to her blog often, and she always has more to say than "check out my site".

Thx for the feedback. If I beefed up my blog with more chatty entries would you accept it if I re-applied? Anything else you think I could change?

Btw, I know KatVixen's blog - we've swapped links, etc.