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Toni KatVixen 2005-10-11 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy
Next year, we're going to get these leagues back to what they should be...ALL MEN |thumb

So where will you be going next year? :D

Greenguy 2005-10-11 11:18 AM

Girls have cooties & that's all I'm going to say on the matter.

Ramster 2005-10-11 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy
I did beat up on MML & Ramster, so I was 2-1 overall - plus I won in my other league for the 1st time, so I'm happy |bananna|

Yes you did beat me and it sucks really because I had 98 points which is more than all other 6 teams playing win or lose. I would have beat any one of them.

Oh well next week I guess.

Toni KatVixen 2005-10-11 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy
Girls have cooties & that's all I'm going to say on the matter.

And boys smell funny, so I should throw rocks at them. :D

Preacher 2005-10-11 11:44 AM

5-0-0
That's all I'm gonna say. |pimpin

Toby 2005-10-11 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Preacher
5-0-0
That's all I'm gonna say. |pimpin

If my team were a horse it would have been turned into glue by now. |cry|

Torn Rose 2005-10-18 10:58 AM

I went 3-4 this week, but 3-0 where it matters.

Anyone know how greenguy did?

Preacher 2005-10-18 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Preacher
5-0-0
That's all I'm gonna say. |pimpin

Whoops...I meant 6-0-0 :D

Ramster 2005-10-18 01:00 PM

My teams suck!!!

Greenguy 2005-10-19 09:12 AM

I really do suck monkey balls |banghead|

Torn Rose 2005-10-25 09:54 AM

3-4 this week but 1-2 in the ones that matter, fucking Linkster beat me with a TE last night....2 fucking points... So it is now a three way tie for first with MML and GG and I am in first place by myself in one and in the playoff contention in the third.

Anyone know how the reigning champ is doing?

tjchuck 2005-10-25 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Preacher
Whoops...I meant 6-0-0 :D

6-1-0 :D

Greenguy 2005-10-25 10:25 AM

I was 0-3 in our leagues & I think I'm gonna trade all my good players to MML instead of paying him to do reviews :D

Preacher 2005-10-25 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by tjchuck
6-1-0 :D

Lamont Jordan! Lamont Jordan!?!?! He picks this exact week to finally run worth a shit?!?! The same week the Bears finally show up to a game?

It's a conspiracy I tell you! A CONSPIRACY!

Well congrats on beating the best team in the league! ;)

tjchuck 2005-10-25 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Preacher
Lamont Jordan! Lamont Jordan!?!?! He picks this exact week to finally run worth a shit?!?! The same week the Bears finally show up to a game?

It's a conspiracy I tell you! A CONSPIRACY!

Well congrats on beating the best team in the league! ;)

I certainly don't like the Steelers, but I was sure rooting for them this weekend :D

4 Bengals...ouch ;)

MrMaryLou 2005-10-25 12:26 PM

2-3 this week but what the hell do I know LOL

Greenguy 2005-10-25 01:36 PM

That's hard to do in 3 leagues :D

MrMaryLou 2005-10-25 01:46 PM

OOPs thats 2-1

Torn Rose 2005-10-30 08:04 PM

UGH GROSS!!!!

I seemed to have stepped all over something.... looks green..... Ugh... I need a stick.... |pokefun| |greenguy|

Greenguy 2005-10-30 08:15 PM

Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeyyyyyyy Galloooooooooooooooowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Ramster 2005-10-30 09:30 PM

I think I might go 2-1 this week. Not bad at all. :)

Torn Rose 2005-11-01 10:00 AM

3-4 this week, only 1-2 in the ones that matter... but boy oh boy was that "1" win a GREAT WIN!!!!! |pokefun| |greenguy|

Of the 3 that matter I'm still in playoff contention with my worse team and tied for first with 2 others and I am in SOLE FIRST PLACE in the 3rd since I dominated a team that was tied for first so bad that my bench out scored his starters and then a canuck took out the other first place team.

I am also in 2nd place in one of the other leagues and tied for 3rd in another, so over all I am having a good FFL season, but it could be better. |thumb

Greenguy 2005-11-01 10:56 AM

I do stink :(

But I did almost triple up on Ramster :D

Preacher 2005-11-01 12:09 PM

Remember all that bitching about ties, and how we shouldn't be bitchin because it hadn't happened to anyone?
Thanks for the loss TORN!
:P

Mind you I'm kicking myself for starting the bucs 'D' against the 49ers, but I mean, come on, it's the fucking 49ers!!!!

Ramster 2005-11-01 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy
I do stink :(

But I did almost triple up on Ramster :D

Was that you Party Rock? Damn you had a good week. |angry|

(Glad I didn't waste a good week against you. hehe)

MrMaryLou 2005-11-01 12:26 PM

Ramster put a whooping on me but I did beat a Vixens team :)

Toby 2005-11-01 12:31 PM

I've won two weeks in a row, maybe my team doesn't suck.

Torn Rose 2005-11-08 12:12 AM

Fuck, 2-1 this week, and I would have been 3-0 if not for Marvin getting that second TD.

Damn You Linkster!, Looks like we have a huge pile up for second place.

At least the Colts beat the Pat's.

Linkster 2005-11-08 09:08 AM

I would have done a shitload better this week if I had paid attention - but just glad to scrape out a 2-1 :)

Greenguy 2005-11-08 10:33 AM

Linker can thank me for that 1 :D

Of course, I can thank him for the 1 in me going 1-3 this week :(

Preacher 2005-11-14 12:59 PM

Had a nasty stomach flu all last week -- still have a touch of it -- and I never even got online. So if you were wondering why about half my active team had a bye weeks, I'm not dead...yet.

|barf|

Greenguy 2005-11-14 01:10 PM

I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend :(

Preacher 2005-11-14 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy
I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend :(

If you scored more then 33 points you did better then I did! ;)

That is unless LJ Smith scores like 60 points in the most spectacular performance ever put up by a tight end in the history of football tonight!

Oh, and if you still want to trade me for T.O., just drop me a line! |jester|

Torn Rose 2005-11-14 01:28 PM

Sharpe put up 56 3-4 years ago, so yes it is possible for a TE to dominate.

Torn Rose 2005-11-14 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy
I am sitting here holding my ass, as it was handed to me 4 times this weekend :(

Look on the bright side, one of those was to me..... |thumb |lovers|

Torn Rose 2005-11-15 09:06 AM

Not so much a good weekend for me, 1-2 in the porn and 3-4 in non porn (not that those matter)

My loving wife stomped a mud hole in me and let it air dry so I am 5-5 there, which is sad since I would have beaten any man in the league, only the wife and CX would have beaten me.

Then in the league where I am in first I lost to the last place team who didn’t have a full roster, so that feels good, but I am still in sole first place.

But I did win one league by 40 which was nice, who was that against? |pokefun| |greenguy|

So I am:

5-5 tied for 3rd
5-5 tied for 3rd
7-3 First

Non porn

4-6
6-4 tied for 3rd
2-8 (worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me)
4-6 (NFL.com, auto draft and I got shit from it, so I have no one and nothing to trade to get someone, worst system I ever used. This team is so bad I can’t believe I am 4-6 and anyone I beat should hang their heads in shame)

Greenguy 2005-11-15 09:16 AM

You sure do have a lot of excuses for why some of your teams suck hairy ball sack.

Torn Rose 2005-11-15 09:37 AM

Post your records please.

Greenguy 2005-11-15 09:39 AM

I suck - it's all my fault - I don't have to make up excuses so that I sleep better at night.

A good carpenter never blames his tools.

Torn Rose 2005-11-15 09:43 AM

So when I say "worst draft I ever had and wanted to try something new which fucked me" that is an excuse and not taking fault for my actions?

Your records?


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