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stuveltje 2005-12-15 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleeper
Many of them won't speak to you in english even if you don't french and they do know english.

They don't like americans. You have to say you're from Canada |angry|

frenche people only like themself, you dont have to be american for that or dutch or german, or whatever they wont talk english (well a big part of them), now we have a group of people like that here in holland, a provinche in holland called Friesland, those fuckers demand that the rest of holland see them as an serperate country with their own language , even we dutch are not accepted there, and hell the way those people talk.i dont know, all chinese for me, but they refuse to speak normal dutch, i would say build a big wall around them and fill it with shit:D

rscott 2005-12-15 04:50 PM

Copied from an Asian Message board:

"hon, what is a cocksucker?"
"In America, we call a titi a cock."
"oh."
"Remember what you do to my titi?"
"I suck on it."
"Yes, so that makes you a 'what' "?
"I am a cocksucker?"

Greenguy 2005-12-15 05:04 PM

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim

madenglish 2005-12-15 05:19 PM

Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

Surfn 2005-12-15 05:25 PM

How can a Green Guy be a racist?

stuveltje 2005-12-15 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish
Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

if gg would be a racist, then he would have kicked my ass too , i am dutch and i dont write good english even not after 4 years, but i do try to post better english, lol with help from others i still ask people for certain word translation i realy dont know, i ask people when i make a linksite or have to use alot of text if they will check the spelling for me, i try to make it better, only late eve after 15 hours of network i am just tired and then i dont care then me the chinese dutch english lady

fetish1 2005-12-15 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish
Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

So what non-english speaking poster (or should that be poser?) sent you to sign up and throw in your 1/2 cent?

Talleyrand 2005-12-15 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
Dear Sir/Madam,

Your grasp of the English language is not that good. We suggest the you take a class at your local university so that you can learn how to speak proper English. Once this is accomplished, please feel free to return to the board & we will be more than willing to help you.

Sincerely,
Greenguy & Jim


HI.

First, I am a man of 45 years old.

Second:
Some minutes ago I post a message in another section of this board and you understand it very well and replied to me without trouble.

I am not the only person here that had not born in USA, and I am not the only person here whose english is not good.

Did you want that I will tell to everyone here: "You have reason. You are very pretty and very clever. You are the best of the best."
May be in that way everyone will love me.

I think that the real problem with me is not my grasp of english.
Reading the posts in this thread that had not reply to me (Not all the posts was for me) I watched the real problem again.

Talleyrand

(When I started this reply your post was the last)

Surfn 2005-12-15 05:35 PM

I hold the title of angry racist and won't give it up with a damn fight!!!

fetish1 2005-12-15 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surfn
How can a Green Guy be a racist?


|haha

MrYum 2005-12-15 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish
Green Guy
I do believe you are racist.
Let alone peoplle from foreign speaking countries.This guy is angry.

Ah, another dipshit heard from!

Nah, Greenie's not a racist...far from it, but he IS a fucktardist :D

Halfdeck 2005-12-15 10:26 PM

This board gets "good and gooder" every day. |popcorn|

SI 2005-12-16 09:59 AM

A little bit stupid funny tale, but it seems suitable to me:

-There're two things i realy hate in the world!
-What sort of things?
-Racism and blacks.

I didn't mean to insult anyone. Just story...

Yoda 2005-12-16 11:27 AM

Where is racism? Who is racist?

Youve been told just about low language skills. Try to open offline shop in French, for example, or in Greece or wherever you want without knowlage of native language. What do you think about possible turnover in this case? Why do you think that online biz is different? I don't remember exactly but it seems SpaCash is trying to promote their sites in russian.

What do you think about these hot russian texts?

Be carefull, your opinion easy can be treated as racist's :D

Jim 2005-12-16 11:41 AM

Part of Non English speaking Newbie education that wants to work in the English speaking world should be a class in English. You will not only not get listed because of poor English skills but if you do get listed, you will not make a sale.

Yoda 2005-12-16 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim
Part of Non English speaking Newbie education that wants to work in the English speaking world should be a class in English. You will not only not get listed because of poor English skills but if you do get listed, you will not make a sale.

I just think of how did Japaneese cut off a huge part of american's auto market not so long time ago? :D

Sure, you can hire english-speaking copywriter but it sould be mother tongue man, not these lame asses who think that the bulshit they are trying to sell is proper English.

Useless 2005-12-16 01:47 PM

Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all. I don't care how well or poorly spoken you are on the board. (I enjoy the entertainment value of it all.) I don't judge board members based on their English skills. I judge them on their attitude. English is the single most difficult language to learn. Frankly, I'm amazed at how well so many people from non-English speaking nations speak this language. But I realize that people who have never endeavored to learn another language won't respect it the same way I do.

southernbelle 2005-12-16 01:57 PM

greenguy, u are so awesome. Thanks for all the things u have given me to look at:)

ponygirl 2005-12-16 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by southernbelle
greenguy, u are so awesome. Thanks for all the things u have given me to look at:)

just wait...at 500 posts they send you their nudie pics ;)

stuveltje 2005-12-16 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all. I don't care how well or poorly spoken you are on the board. (I enjoy the entertainment value of it all.) I don't judge board members based on their English skills. I judge them on their attitude. English is the single most difficult language to learn. Frankly, I'm amazed at how well so many people from non-English speaking nations speak this language. But I realize that people who have never endeavored to learn another language won't respect it the same way I do.

UW thats a very honest post, and yes i have to agree with you, the way how i write english still can and will confuse alot of people, only the ones who know me for some years already, know what i say ( not always) , yes its important to tell in a clear way what you mean, i have to agree, when i readed some of tallys and yahooks post i was even confused and i am used to write and read chinese english, i also know what others have bin thru with my bad writing, if you wanna do bizz you have to try to learn the language you deal with, with or without other peoples help. Good sites have good english text which makes you sell the sponsor, well thats all i can say now................and further i dont care i will have an holiday within 2 days|bananna|

Preacher 2005-12-16 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
Honestly, the only two things I expect to be in proper English are site titles and site descriptions. That's all...

You know, I alter the descriptions to make them understandable. If the sales text is a bunch of babble, fuck it, I don't care as long as it isn't blind. They don't want to make a sale, who am I to care.

What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl
just wait...at 500 posts they send you their nudie pics

Then I will never exceed 499 posts! :D

stuveltje 2005-12-16 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher
You know, I alter the descriptions to make them understandable. If the sales text is a bunch of babble, fuck it, I don't care as long as it isn't blind. They don't want to make a sale, who am I to care.

What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...


Then I will never exceed 499 posts! :D

mmm didnt i see alot on this board and on other boards: your linksite , your rules....who cares what rules a linksite has? read the rules, dont like them dont submit! easy choise, some will submit to yahooks linksite others dont, their choise, i wont have sleepless nights because of that, not my thing, not my site, i dont have to submit there, so who fucking cares. i need to work now

Useless 2005-12-16 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher
What I don't care for is this attitude that the LL owners are cheating the submitters and we have secret rules and we're unfair. Especially when the most vocal opponent has some REALLY fucked up rules himself! 1000 backlinks, etc...

That man is a special case. He's so fucked up, it's obvious in every language.

MrYum 2005-12-16 05:23 PM

My biggest issue with the non english speaking webmasters is when the text is so bad, it makes their links blind...which happens a LOT.

Beyond that, I really could care less where a webmaster lives. Hell, some of my best friends in the biz are from other countries. They do speak understandable english, but sheesh...those accents :D

I DO have a major problem when cocksuckers come to these forums and refuse to listen to why they were rejected. Or, worse yet...try to get ll owners to change well established rules to fit their needs.

I won't even get started on that dipshit Yafool and his escapades |crazy|

Halfdeck 2005-12-16 09:51 PM

/sarcasm on

The biggest issue is the remote possibility of losing traffic to a gang of English-butchering, multi-submitting, lol*ta-promoting, dog-eating foreign scums working together 24/7 in a little room somewhere in the Ukraine mass-producing link lists.

/sarcasm off

madenglish 2005-12-16 10:00 PM

I repeat my question.
Is Greenguy a racist?

fetish1 2005-12-16 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish
I repeat my question.
Is Greenguy a racist?

I take that to mean you have no clue about the English language as it's been answered CLEARLY.
|banghead| |banghead| |banghead|

Talleyrand 2005-12-16 10:17 PM

Accord to my Longman Active Study Dictionary of English:

Racism:
political and social practices based on the belief that one race is the best.

Racist:
a person who believes that his/her own race is the best.

Xenophobia:
unreasonable fear and dislike of foreigners or strangers.


Talleyrand

madenglish 2005-12-16 10:19 PM

Anyone know any fart jokes?

Surfn 2005-12-16 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish
I repeat my question.
Is Greenguy a racist?

Ignoring the fact that you have little intelligence and no idea what makes GreenGuy tick. It's fairly obviously that your half witted remarks are the only racist one's being made here.

MrYum 2005-12-16 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish
Anyone know any fart jokes?

Yup!

|pokefun| Madenglish

Smells pretty bad from here :D

Greenie is not a racist nor a xenophobe...he's most likely just sick and tired of dipshits coming to these forums and stirring shit...as are many of us.

ponygirl 2005-12-16 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrYum
Yup!

|pokefun| Madenglish

Smells pretty bad from here :D

Greenie is not a racist nor a xenophobe...he's most likely just sick and tired of dipshits coming to these forums and stirring shit...as are many of us.

LOL...it is getting kinda tiresome, isn't it. I think people are forgetting IT'S HIS BOARD! It doesn't make him a racist to prefer that people here speak proper english.

By the way, Talleyrand I've noticed in your recent posts your english is becoming much better - you must be a quick study ;)

Ponygirl

Lemmy 2005-12-16 10:42 PM

At least get your terminology right if you're going to accuse people of something.

Racism:
1.The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2.Discrimination or prejudice based on race.


The insinuation here is that GG is a racist because it is assumed that he doesn't like Russians. Since when does being Russian, or French, or any other nationality have anything to do with race? Even if he hated all Russians passionately (and I have no reason to believe he does) he still wouldn't be a racist. A nationalist bigot maybe, or a xenophobe, but not a racist.

I think the problem is that he (as many other board members) is getting fed up with a few individuals (who happen to be Russian, or French, or whatever) who demand special treatment, won't take no for an answer and just don't know when to shut up.

Surfn 2005-12-16 10:46 PM

I agree ponygirl, Talleyrand is showing he is trying and improving :)

Chop Smith 2005-12-16 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl
By the way, Talleyrand I've noticed in your recent posts your english is becoming much better - you must be a quick study ;)l

Yeah! We might let him stay if he changes his name to Tallywhacker.

madenglish 2005-12-16 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Surfn
I agree ponygirl, Talleyrand is showing he is trying and improving :)

A bit of a plonka

ponygirl 2005-12-16 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish
A bit of a plonka

do you mean
plonker [euphemism for penis] noun :
idiot, fool, wally

and if so, to whom are you referring?

Ponygirl

ponygirl 2005-12-16 11:22 PM

oh by the way, I've figured out what their plan is...

they get all these plonkers to come and post here so it will take up all of our time- we don't get any work done, and they get to fill our space on the net with all their crappy crap (my son's word lol)

DON'T LET THEM WIN!! :D

Ponygirl

madenglish 2005-12-16 11:31 PM

Hello Ponygirl,
To put you in the picture,
plonker is a word we English use to describe a foolish person.
And I was refering to sig whore Surfin.

ponygirl 2005-12-16 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madenglish
Hello Ponygirl,
To put you in the picture,
plonker is a word we English use to describe a foolish person.
And I was refering to sig whore Surfin.

|haha


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