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communicate 2006-12-07 10:36 PM

WTF
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 317648)
Well, you heard it hear first folks:
Cunticate Media - We guarantee a PR0 and zero traffic within six months, or your money back.

what the fuck are you talking about you grubby little homo?

what PR0 ????? where is this PR0 you speak of?
fucking idiot...

It's fuckwits like you that used to be the school bully, butting yourself into every conversation because you think, like DrB, that the universe revolves around you, whilst everyone else actually learned something and made something out of themselves.

and now you are an adult, and i DO use that term loosely, you think you are still the man. my guess is your father probably used to beat the shit out of you for being a little smart ass, and that's where your inferiority complex stems from. well you know something, useless? you don't know everything, you don't have the answer to everything, you aren't even that bright... I would suggest that you probably have an IQ of a fucking field mouse at the very most, and a serious case of small man syndrome to boot.

your comebacks are not funny, nor do they have a point. you just trade blows like a punch-drunk boxer. you have your little fan club but that's not enough to win the round - you actually need intelligence to do that, which is something god really fucked you over on, isn't it? did you hate being the dunce at school? i could see you joining a gang or something so you don't have to stand alone... you would always have your homies at your side to spur you on. you live in a world of pack mentality, and you will die alone when the rest of the morons around you eventually grow up. but you won't, will you? you'll be a bald, retarded little hobbit the rest of your life.

|goodidea How about thinking to yourself, 'why am i even commenting on this whole issue?... I don't know the people involved, never met them, don't know if they are stand up people or not, this is not about me at all, maybe i should just take a backseat for a change instead of trying to be the DrB's champion and all round hero of the greenguy forum'...

Unfortunately I don't think you will take this advice... but hey! I don't fucking care what you do, buddy.. I'm off for a swim.

|headbang|

spazlabz 2006-12-07 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317642)
no, sorry, you are a nobody... don't blame me for it, i tell everyone i come across how good you are....

yeah, you did edit those emails... hmmmm, how to prove it though... maybe the next step is to take screenshots? that'd close the issue once and for all, wouldn't it!

anyway, i'm tired of talking to a half-wit such as yourself, who can't see past their own fat fucking ego to think that someone else may actually be correct, so in line with that... some valuable advice...

Always let the asshole have the last word.

I know I am just an ignorant American hick but didn't he imply he was going to STFU in this reply?
|stfu|

spaz

communicate 2006-12-07 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 317908)
I know I am just an ignorant American hick but didn't he imply he was going to STFU in this reply?
|stfu|

spaz

yes, i was, but you idiots just make me laugh so much i thought i would continue... it's like looking at monkeys at the zoo.... sorry, i forgot to bring peanuts for ya. |huh

SirMoby 2006-12-07 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317901)
3. In business, we like to have more than one client - that is what creates a saleable business... what the fuck has someone with only one client have to do with,

Amazing. He still doesn't seem to get it. This is truly amazing |jester|

communicate 2006-12-07 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirMoby (Post 317912)
Amazing. He still doesn't seem to get it. This is truly amazing |jester|

no, what is amazing you fucking loon, is YOU don't get it!

I ASKED FOR A FUCKING QUOTE, THAT IS MY FUCKING CRIME. WHAT YOU DON'T GET IS YOU AMERICANS THINK YOU ARE THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING RAINCOAT BRIGADE.

jenni 2006-12-07 11:31 PM

I haven't laughed this much in a long time :)

Greenguy 2006-12-07 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317901)
...I had thought people from Montreal were a little bit more intelligent than their american hick counterparts...

How many times do I have to tell you? It's "White Trash With Money"

Mate, you're a tinny short of a six-pack.

And make a pun about Useless's name - he likes that a lot :D

spazlabz 2006-12-07 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317909)
yes, i was, but you idiots just make me laugh so much i thought i would continue... it's like looking at monkeys at the zoo.... sorry, i forgot to bring peanuts for ya. |huh

You're cute... if I poke you in the tummy will you giggle for me?


spaz

communicate 2006-12-07 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 317916)
How many times do I have to tell you? It's "White Trash With Money"

Mate, you're a tinny short of a six-pack.

And make a pun about Useless's name - he likes that a lot :D

money?|bullshit| right! greenguy, jump on a plane, fly here and fucking tell that to me in person! then i might believe you have the wherewithall to back up your White Trash with money' statement. surely a flight to Australia is nothing compared to the millions you make?

I somewhat suspect though that if you DID manage to get here, and tell me that in person, you would probably find that I am NOT the person you think I am, then maybe you will stop to think for a minute 'hey, wait, all this guy wanted was a quote for some advertising'...

I'll even pick you up from the airport to save you the discomfort of cramming your fat ass in a taxi...

spazlabz 2006-12-07 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317914)
no, what is amazing you fucking loon, is YOU don't get it!

I ASKED FOR A FUCKING QUOTE, THAT IS MY FUCKING CRIME. WHAT YOU DON'T GET IS YOU AMERICANS THINK YOU ARE THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING RAINCOAT BRIGADE.

seriously dude, stop and think for a minute. You either lost business for yourself or one of your clients and you have developed quite effectively a very bad reputation in a rather large circle of your peers. Which is of course internet entreprenuers.

A lot of these people can make you money, some may have sites unrelated to what you are trying to do, but many of them could have done business with you. 500 hits a day or 50k its all a numbers game. The more you have working with you the better you do and since it is an adult store your pimping this is THE place to have it taken serious.

You blew it and with each reply you make you dig yourself a little deeper. If you don't need the business then the solution is simple... go away

but you NEED the business bro, or you wouldn't be here trying quite so hard.


spaz

Greenguy 2006-12-07 11:54 PM

DON'T CALL ME FAT |cry|

communicate 2006-12-07 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 317922)
seriously dude, stop and think for a minute. You either lost business for yourself or one of your clients and you have developed quite effectively a very bad reputation in a rather large circle of your peers. Which is of course internet entreprenuers.

A lot of these people can make you money, some may have sites unrelated to what you are trying to do, but many of them could have done business with you. 500 hits a day or 50k its all a numbers game. The more you have working with you the better you do and since it is an adult store your pimping this is THE place to have it taken serious.

You blew it and with each reply you make you dig yourself a little deeper. If you don't need the business then the solution is simple... go away

but you NEED the business bro, or you wouldn't be here trying quite so hard.


spaz

I need the business? trying hard to what? fucking idiot...

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS! I AM NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LINE OF BUSINESS AS YOU PORNTREPENEURS. I FIND YOUR REPLIES STUPID IS ALL! I AM CONTINUALLY AMAZED AT JUST HOW STUPID YOU GUYS CAN BE!

I BUILD WEBSITES... IN AUSTRALIA! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ANY OF YOU COULD DO TO AFFECT THAT?

AND PEERS? PEERS? FUCK RIGHT OFF.

NONE OF YOU CUNTS COULD GET CLOSE TO DEVELOPING WEBSITES BETTER THAN MINE! YOU'RE ALL SCRIPT KIDDIES WITH MINIMAL EXPERIENCE IN THE REAL BUSINESS WORLD.

AND THE SHEER FACT THAT WILDNWICKED DOES BUSINESS IN AUSTRALIA, NOT OFFSHORE, AND COUPLED WITH ANY ALREADY SUCCESSFUL MARKETING STRATEGY, YOUR INPUT/HELP/TRAFFIC IS NOT NEEDED (IT'S FUCKING JUNK TRAFFIC ANYWAY AND YOU KNOW IT).

I'M JUST AMAZED THAT DR B HAS GOTTEN SO UPSET OVER THE EMAIL THAT HE POSTED IT HERE... FUCKING SOOK |cry|

Maj. Stress 2006-12-08 12:05 AM

So much for getting any work done tonight.

|popcorn|

Greenguy 2006-12-08 12:09 AM

communicate - you're a skip.

spazlabz 2006-12-08 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317925)
I need the business? trying hard to what? fucking idiot...

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS! I AM NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LINE OF BUSINESS AS YOU PORNTREPENEURS. I FIND YOUR REPLIES STUPID IS ALL! I AM CONTINUALLY AMAZED AT JUST HOW STUPID YOU GUYS CAN BE!

I BUILD WEBSITES... IN AUSTRALIA! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ANY OF YOU COULD DO TO AFFECT THAT?

AND PEERS? PEERS? FUCK RIGHT OFF.

NONE OF YOU CUNTS COULD GET CLOSE TO DEVELOPING WEBSITES BETTER THAN MINE! YOU'RE ALL SCRIPT KIDDIES WITH MINIMAL EXPERIENCE IN THE REAL BUSINESS WORLD.

AND THE SHEER FACT THAT WILDNWICKED DOES BUSINESS IN AUSTRALIA, NOT OFFSHORE, AND COUPLED WITH ANY ALREADY SUCCESSFUL MARKETING STRATEGY, YOUR INPUT/HELP/TRAFFIC IS NOT NEEDED (IT'S FUCKING JUNK TRAFFIC ANYWAY AND YOU KNOW IT).

I'M JUST AMAZED THAT DR B HAS GOTTEN SO UPSET OVER THE EMAIL THAT HE POSTED IT HERE... FUCKING SOOK |cry|

keep beating that drum man... someone down under is going to believe you. But your ignorance about this industry and the people that work it is stunning.......seriously, you made a store? Wow, you MUST be a website development gur.......no a GAWD|crazy|

and this must be getting to you because you keep coming back.... you masochist you.... AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS!

as any first month newb knows is either bad netiquette or that your very very upset...... tsk tsk sweetie, no need to squeeze out a tear or two |love|


spaz

SirMoby 2006-12-08 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317921)
'hey, wait, all this guy wanted was a quote for some advertising'...

"and decided to act like a spoiled child when he didn't get the answer that he wanted ..."

Communicate, I'd be happy to buy you a beer. If you're this entertaining when you're sober I'd love to see you drunk |jester|

FanTC 2006-12-08 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maj. Stress (Post 317926)
So much for getting any work done tonight.

|popcorn|

AMEN!

I'm rolling a couple of joints to see if I can achieve liftoff to fly on over and slap this aboriginal sheep fucker's dick in the dirt.

communicate 2006-12-08 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirMoby (Post 317930)
"and decided to act like a spoiled child when he didn't get the answer that he wanted ..."

Communicate, I'd be happy to buy you a beer. If you're this entertaining when you're sober I'd love to see you drunk |jester|

I don't drink with raincoat wearing, face pulling (or ARE you pulling a face...) oestregen imbalanced giraffe-fuckers such as yourself.

I'm off to watch borat.. at least he knows how to treat americans as they should be treated...

Greenguy 2006-12-08 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FanTC (Post 317932)
AMEN!

I'm rolling a couple of joints to see if I can achieve liftoff to fly on over and slap this aboriginal sheep fucker's dick in the dirt.

I'd go with you, but I'm too fat to fit in the cab, let along a single plane seat (2 seats would cost me twice as much & I'm very poor)


PS - Kiwi's fuck sheep, Aussies fuck kangaroos

Chop Smith 2006-12-08 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317925)
I'M JUST AMAZED THAT DR B HAS GOTTEN SO UPSET OVER THE EMAIL THAT HE POSTED IT HERE... FUCKING SOOK |cry|

None of these apply to Dr. B but COCKSUCKER sure applies to you.

Greenguy 2006-12-08 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317933)
...giraffe-fuckers...

I bet that's the 1st time anyone reading this thread has been called a giraffe fucker :D

communicate 2006-12-08 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 317935)
I'd go with you, but I'm too fat to fit in the cab, let along a single plane seat (2 seats would cost me twice as much & I'm very poor)


PS - Kiwi's fuck sheep, Aussies fuck kangaroos

PS: Americans fuck world peace....

FanTC 2006-12-08 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 317935)
PS - Kiwi's fuck sheep, Aussies fuck kangaroos

well he's fucking something other than simply fucking retarded

Greenguy 2006-12-08 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317938)
PS: Americans fuck world peace....

|haha |haha |haha |haha

spazlabz 2006-12-08 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317938)
PS: Americans fuck world peace....

Borat didn't do it for ya man?


spaz

communicate 2006-12-08 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FanTC (Post 317940)
well he's fucking something other than simply fucking retarded

huh! what neanderthal man say? you nice hair... you make good'um wife....

FanTC 2006-12-08 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317945)
huh! what neanderthal man say? you nice hair... you make good'um wife....

yup, you got that right, now bend over so you can run home and tell your mommy you had 180 pounds of red blooded ass kicking AMERICAN mother fucking neanderthal up yer ass you pathetic fucking douchebag

SirMoby 2006-12-08 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317933)
I don't drink with raincoat wearing, face pulling (or ARE you pulling a face...) oestregen imbalanced giraffe-fuckers such as yourself.

I've never had sex with a giraffe but I do enjoy women with long sexy necks. Does that count?

communicate 2006-12-08 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FanTC (Post 317946)
yup, you got that right, now bend over so you can run home and tell your mommy you had 180 pounds of red blooded ass kicking AMERICAN mother fucking neanderthal up yer ass you pathetic fucking douchebag

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............

180 pounds? what's that in kg.... 81kg... pfft... you couldn't even be a winger on a rugby league team with that pissy frame |club| .... me, I played rugby league for 8 years before umm... well, some 'medications' |potleaf| you just can't take while playing... and 81kg is fucking nothing... I was 118kg in my last season .... so, you ARE the wife then |boobies| ..... good...nice hair to pull on....

it's good to hear your blood is red (fits in with the rest of the species) but this asskicking thing is a bit odd... you kick your own ass? how do you reach it? i know midgets can kick their own heads, but asses?

thanks for the douchebag comment.... that's what we were lacking here.. a real mind-gymnast to come in and put us all to shame.

spazlabz 2006-12-08 12:48 AM

Wow, I know I must be alone in this but the way this guy is so desperate for attention it kind of reminds me of just about every video I have seen on just about any good teen site.

Those girls, staring plaintively into the camera, willing to do ANYTHING for someone to just glance at them...


Yeah communicate... you could be a star. Just open your mouth and close your eyes beybe


spaz

communicate 2006-12-08 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 317950)
Wow, I know I must be alone in this but the way this guy is so desperate for attention it kind of reminds me of just about every video I have seen on just about any good teen site.

Those girls, staring plaintively into the camera, willing to do ANYTHING for someone to just glance at them...


Yeah communicate... you could be a star. Just open your mouth and close your eyes beybe


spaz

sorry, i think you have me confused with your mother.

Greenguy 2006-12-08 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by communicate (Post 31794)
... I played rugby league for 8 years.....

You couldn't get a kick in a stampede.

spazlabz 2006-12-08 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317951)
sorry, i think you have me confused with your mother.

no no dearest, I am talking directly to you. God it is hot how you are so into attention. you would be such a slut for the camera. I've shot content, i have an eye for this. I don't even think you would require a 6 pack and a porn playing for your ankles to be in the air.

I am sure someone here knows a content producer down under who would be happy to fit your 118kg frame into his next bears video. and you... oh yeah, you're a raging bottom if ever i saw one. Someones gonna make you squeal |assfuck|

spaz

communicate 2006-12-08 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 317952)
You couldn't get a kick in a stampede.

Umm.... i don't know how much you think you know about rugby league, but seriously, there isn't much kicking.... i think maybe you need to download some footage. gridiron players won't play the game cos we don't wear padding.... it's brutal but fun as fuck |banghead| .

if i can get a visa for my new neanderthal wife, i'll take her to a game.

communicate 2006-12-08 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 317954)
no no dearest, I am talking directly to you. God it is hot how you are so into attention. you would be such a slut for the camera. I've shot content, i have an eye for this. I don't even think you would require a 6 pack and a porn playing for your ankles to be in the air.

I am sure someone here knows a content producer down under who would be happy to fit your 118kg frame into his next bears video. and you... oh yeah, you're a raging bottom if ever i saw one. Someones gonna make you squeal |assfuck|

spaz

Thank you for your very kind offer, but my understanding is that unlike Australia, most americans are HIV+, so I wouldn't want to take the risk. plus, i don't root for the bears, i root for the Brisbane Broncos...

FanTC 2006-12-08 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317948)
I was 118kg in my last season

I dont give three shits how big you are. I'll grab you by the balls and hang there.

First you fuck sheep, then giraffes, then kangaroos, and now you wanna fuck me? You are definately on a mission to pull back nothing but a bloody nub, aren't you?

spazlabz 2006-12-08 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by communicate (Post 317958)
Thank you for your very kind offer, but my understanding is that unlike Australia, most americans are HIV+, so I wouldn't want to take the risk. plus, i don't root for the bears, i root for the Brisbane Broncos...

No worries mate, I said an australian content producer, so you will be pleased to know you can raw dog it till your hearts content, well BE raw dogged.

we'll hook you up tomorrow girlfriend, i'm going to bed.

The Brisbane Broncos... ohhh, you sent shivers down my spine, did ya root the WHOLE TEAM??

naughty boy


spaz

communicate 2006-12-08 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FanTC (Post 317960)
I dont give three shits how big you are. I'll grab you by the balls and hang there.

First you fuck sheep, then giraffes, then kangaroos, and now you wanna fuck me? You are definately on a mission to pull back nothing but a bloody nub, aren't you?

fiery little bitch, ain't ya! i like a wife with passion....

i don't fuck sheep, by the way... i was just pushing it back into it's stall, regardless of what the TV said....

communicate 2006-12-08 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 317961)
No worries mate, I said an australian content producer, so you will be pleased to know you can raw dog it till your hearts content, well BE raw dogged.

we'll hook you up tomorrow girlfriend, i'm going to bed.

The Brisbane Broncos... ohhh, you sent shivers down my spine, did ya root the WHOLE TEAM??

naughty boy


spaz

no, only the ones that reminded me of your momma.... ahhh...okay you got me... it WAS the whole team.....

oldbrad 2006-12-08 01:27 AM

solicit - make a solicitation or petition for something desired

sounds like what ya did.

And i haven't fucked a giraffe since highschool when i, uh, experimented.


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