I bet that's the 1st time anyone reading this thread has been called a giraffe fucker :D

PS: Americans fuck world peace....

well he's fucking something other than simply fucking retarded

|haha |haha |haha |haha

Borat didn't do it for ya man?


spaz

huh! what neanderthal man say? you nice hair... you make good'um wife....

yup, you got that right, now bend over so you can run home and tell your mommy you had 180 pounds of red blooded ass kicking AMERICAN mother fucking neanderthal up yer ass you pathetic fucking douchebag

I've never had sex with a giraffe but I do enjoy women with long sexy necks. Does that count?

mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............

180 pounds? what's that in kg.... 81kg... pfft... you couldn't even be a winger on a rugby league team with that pissy frame |club| .... me, I played rugby league for 8 years before umm... well, some 'medications' |potleaf| you just can't take while playing... and 81kg is fucking nothing... I was 118kg in my last season .... so, you ARE the wife then |boobies| ..... good...nice hair to pull on....

it's good to hear your blood is red (fits in with the rest of the species) but this asskicking thing is a bit odd... you kick your own ass? how do you reach it? i know midgets can kick their own heads, but asses?

thanks for the douchebag comment.... that's what we were lacking here.. a real mind-gymnast to come in and put us all to shame.

Wow, I know I must be alone in this but the way this guy is so desperate for attention it kind of reminds me of just about every video I have seen on just about any good teen site.

Those girls, staring plaintively into the camera, willing to do ANYTHING for someone to just glance at them...


Yeah communicate... you could be a star. Just open your mouth and close your eyes beybe


spaz

sorry, i think you have me confused with your mother.

You couldn't get a kick in a stampede.

no no dearest, I am talking directly to you. God it is hot how you are so into attention. you would be such a slut for the camera. I've shot content, i have an eye for this. I don't even think you would require a 6 pack and a porn playing for your ankles to be in the air.

I am sure someone here knows a content producer down under who would be happy to fit your 118kg frame into his next bears video. and you... oh yeah, you're a raging bottom if ever i saw one. Someones gonna make you squeal |assfuck|

spaz

Umm.... i don't know how much you think you know about rugby league, but seriously, there isn't much kicking.... i think maybe you need to download some footage. gridiron players won't play the game cos we don't wear padding.... it's brutal but fun as fuck |banghead| .

if i can get a visa for my new neanderthal wife, i'll take her to a game.

Thank you for your very kind offer, but my understanding is that unlike Australia, most americans are HIV+, so I wouldn't want to take the risk. plus, i don't root for the bears, i root for the Brisbane Broncos...

I dont give three shits how big you are. I'll grab you by the balls and hang there.

First you fuck sheep, then giraffes, then kangaroos, and now you wanna fuck me? You are definately on a mission to pull back nothing but a bloody nub, aren't you?

No worries mate, I said an australian content producer, so you will be pleased to know you can raw dog it till your hearts content, well BE raw dogged.

we'll hook you up tomorrow girlfriend, i'm going to bed.

The Brisbane Broncos... ohhh, you sent shivers down my spine, did ya root the WHOLE TEAM??

naughty boy


spaz

fiery little bitch, ain't ya! i like a wife with passion....

i don't fuck sheep, by the way... i was just pushing it back into it's stall, regardless of what the TV said....

no, only the ones that reminded me of your momma.... ahhh...okay you got me... it WAS the whole team.....

solicit - make a solicitation or petition for something desired

sounds like what ya did.

And i haven't fucked a giraffe since highschool when i, uh, experimented.

no, you are wrong... just plain fucking wrong... why can't you fucking idiots understand that when a business goes to another business to try and buy something from them which they sell, IT IS NOT CAUSE FOR A FUCKING PROBLEM!

FUCK ME DEAD, ARE YOU PEOPLE JUST GETTING THICKER AND THICKER?

Hmmm. I think thats tomorrow during your content shoot big bear. Something will get thicker and thicker for ya, then maybe fuck you unconscious, but never dead. Grrr. |catfight|

okay, ummm......... i was pretending... but you..... hmmmm.... i should tell you i am not that way inclined... you just seem to be getting a little too frisky for my liking

10 is good for me |thumb

Fuck, who brought Sheep into this ????
And rugby for that matter :) Rugby is a damn fine brutal sport like hockey, that I used to play when I needed to get my rage out or cure my hangover, or both.
You might be able to tell from my avatar that I wasn't a winger, I ran those fuckers over, and 118 kilos just means you're too fat to move away from your puter.
But fuck? What's with the sheep?