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Kenny B! 2005-04-14 10:11 AM

What's your IQ?
 
Okay I don't care how smart you are, I just have a joke for ya!

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." So he decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50."
The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

Rocco 2005-04-14 10:32 AM

:D hahaha LOL - this is a good one :D

cd34 2005-04-14 11:24 AM

so at an IQ of 50, people don't understand term limits? :)

Kenny B! 2005-04-14 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by cd34
so at an IQ of 50, people don't understand term limits? :)

Cute... If you're a Bush supporter there are many things you don't understand imo!

Roby 2005-04-14 11:48 AM

ha ha ha this really good one...

Bruce Miller 2005-04-14 12:24 PM

Good one Kenny

dareutwo 2005-04-14 04:12 PM

LOL :)

Useless 2005-04-14 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
Cute... If you're a Bush supporter there are many things you don't understand imo!

So true, so true. ;)

funbrunette 2005-04-14 07:12 PM

|thumb Nice one!

docholly 2005-04-14 08:52 PM

|bananna| excellent |thumb

pornrex 2005-04-15 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
Cute... If you're a Bush supporter there are many things you don't understand imo!

So are you trying to tell me that Clinton was better?

|satan|

Kenny B! 2005-04-15 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by pornrex
So are you trying to tell me that Clinton was better?

|satan|

I'm assuming that's sarcasm... The president needs an intern under his desk at all times, there would be less war, and a better economy!

Mishi 2005-04-16 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
The president needs an intern under his desk at all times, there would be less war, and a better economy!

Indeed! It's time for a constitutional amendment - the Defense of Blowjobs Act, or somesuch. |headbang|

SirMoby 2005-04-17 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pornrex
So are you trying to tell me that Clinton was better?

|satan|

It's all a matter of perspective. Some people like higher unemployment, a huge deficit, borrowing money from China and Japan to wage war, high oil prices, inflation, higher crime, killing innocent people, our own soldier’s dying, jobs going over seas, fewer people with insurance and rising health care costs. Some of us don't like it and have IQs over 50 :D

Kenny B! 2005-04-18 10:17 AM

Moby I guess it takes all kinds, after all he did get voted in for a second term!

pornrex 2005-04-18 03:20 PM

LOL

Some people have short memories.

It was the Clinton administration that bombed the fuck out of Kosovo (for no reason whatsoever - and dont give me that bullshit about muslim genocide - Kosovo was and is Serbian) and that same administration sold WMD to Afganistan creating the mess that is today between Pakistan and India.
That same adminstration failed to heed the warnings from Libya regarding Osama as well as directly responsible for the mess that is the West Bank today.
As far as the higher oil prices, well have you thought that a couple of countries with burgeoning populations such as India and China might have something to do with the skyrocketing costs of oil and gas? They are the 2 BIGGEST consumers of oil and gas and you can't blame Bush for that. Every other think tank around the world seems to think so.

As far as the huge deficit, that's just a direct result of trying to put democracy in countries such as Iraq. You see, most of those middle eastern countries have far too many dick wads in high positions that threaten the existence of Americans and democratic thinking people around the world. If you can't see that democracy in muslim nations will bring peace to not only the middle east, but the ENTIRE planet, well then you are simply turning a blind eye.

Its so easy to express an opinion when you either don't have all the facts or you just simply don't care to tell the truth.

And Kenny B., since you are Canadian, dont get me started on the joke that is the Liberal Party! They have committed so many acts of malicious crimes to the good citizens of this country, they still have the audacity to point the finger at Stephen Harper, like EVERYTHING is HIS fault.

And as for you Moby, I respect some of the points that you are trying to make. Those of us that DO have IQ's higher than 50 do know that even people like you tend to forget. :D

Kenny B! 2005-04-18 04:36 PM

Pornex, We can go on all day about politics and our views, we both feel we are right, so there will never be an end to this thread. I know better to get into a debate over politics and religion. You have your beliefs and I respect that.

With that said, you can say what you wish about the liberal party, I would most likely agree with most of it. I think the fact that they are defending funneling what is most likely well over $100m to ad company executives and then they turn around and cut education grants to student is absolutely disgusting! The Liberals used an Ad Campaign among other things to make themselves and their counterparts rich, the bush administration is using the war in Iraq, it’s no coincidence that Cheney was chief executive of Halliburton… all governments are corrupt in one way or another. It’s who you know as the saying goes.

The issue I have with the Bush administration is they went to war on false pretenses, the only way they could justify the invasion of Iraq was to play off the terrorist attacks and the fear of the American people by making Iraq seem like more of a threat to the US and to the world then they actually were. Bush did not invade Iraq to spread democracy, there are many countries that need democracy and actually have nuclear weapons, but they don’t have oil.

Our industry is suffering because of the current administration, any government who will spend $8,000 of taxpayers money to cover the breast on a statue in the Justice dept. will eventually spend whatever it takes to shut you and I down one day.

pornrex 2005-04-18 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
Pornex, We can go on all day about politics and our views, we both feel we are right, so there will never be an end to this thread. I know better to get into a debate over politics and religion. You have your beliefs and I respect that.

With that said, you can say what you wish about the liberal party, I would most likely agree with most of it. I think the fact that they are defending funneling what is most likely well over $100m to ad company executives and then they turn around and cut education grants to student is absolutely disgusting! The Liberals used an Ad Campaign among other things to make themselves and their counterparts rich, the bush administration is using the war in Iraq, it’s no coincidence that Cheney was chief executive of Halliburton… all governments are corrupt in one way or another. It’s who you know as the saying goes.

The issue I have with the Bush administration is they went to war on false pretenses, the only way they could justify the invasion of Iraq was to play off the terrorist attacks and the fear of the American people by making Iraq seem like more of a threat to the US and to the world then they actually were. Bush did not invade Iraq to spread democracy, there are many countries that need democracy and actually have nuclear weapons, but they don’t have oil.

Our industry is suffering because of the current administration, any government who will spend $8,000 of taxpayers money to cover the breast on a statue in the Justice dept. will eventually spend whatever it takes to shut you and I down one day.

Hey Kenny...you make some valid arguements. |thumb

One final comment I do have to contribute to our "debate" is if there EVER is an effort to "shut you and I down one day" then you will know that day that the American right ot free speech is finished. Let's hope that never happens.

|peace|

Bruce Miller 2005-04-18 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pornrex
Hey Kenny...you make some valid arguements. |thumb

One final comment I do have to contribute to our "debate" is if there EVER is an effort to "shut you and I down one day" then you will know that day that the American right ot free speech is finished. Let's hope that never happens.

|peace|

There has already been an ongoing effort. There was a deal made between the Bush administration and Credit Card companies some years ago. In a nut shell, make it harder for adult online merchants do to business and in return there would be tougher bankruptcy laws. You all know about how allowable% of charge backs over the years has steadily declined. When we started in this business in '99 we could have up to 3% in charge backs, then it was 2% then it was 1%, and the fees increased and the regulations increased, the annual surcharges increased to hold a merchant account. We have seen them shut down 3rd party billing companies one after another, and now in just the past 30 days the Administration announced tougher bankruptcy laws will most likely go into effect.

It's already happening, they are slowly working what they can to attempt to slow us down, take our business away and make the religious right happy so that they will vote Republican again in four more years.

HoneLynn 2005-04-18 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pornrex
So are you trying to tell me that Clinton was better?

|satan|

At least he appreciated a good cigar :D

pornrex 2005-04-18 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HoneLynn
At least he appreciated a good cigar :D

In those terms, EVERYONE appreciates a good cigar :D

digifan 2005-04-20 01:39 AM

I appreciate this joke :D

JanTM 2005-04-20 10:44 AM

I would have told the robot, that my IQ was 500... what would that smart-ass robot talk about then :D

Kenny B! 2005-04-20 11:03 AM

The secrets of Greenguy's success!

pornrex 2005-04-20 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny B!
The secrets of Greenguy's success!

|thumb Well said KennyB!


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