My New Girlfriend [PIC]
 

Had to do it :) Was out walking the property today and while wandering around the pond (about two acres of fishing) noticed I have a new guest :)

My New girl Ali

Now THAT's cool. I would like to have a backyard like that :D

Take good care of her :)

um... are you sure it's a SHE?

Did you look REAL close? ;)

Glad to see you're still here to post the pic :D

knowing linkster he already "knows" her well i bet....

:D `

She looks vicious :D

A real cutie!

Maybe she'll eat up the cottonmouths...

All I got are great blue herons, watersnakes, and minks.

I'd hit it.

With a harpoon!

:D thats awesome! The closest I have to that is the croc hunters zoo down the road, contrary to what some ppl think we don't get crocs in the wild till you get way up north in Aust. You can't see how big it is in the pic.. how big you reckon it is Linkster?

Torn - not positive - Im assuming from the way she's guarding her egg nest :)

Bill - thats the main reason Im keeping her - I was over-run with moccasins and while they really arent striking snakes, I just hate the idea that they had already killed one of my favorite pet dogs and you have to watch our for them when youre doing any tree cutting etc.

natalie - its not as big as it looks - probably about 3 foot body - real young - I have seen a second one although it is a lot smaller - they wont stick around more than a year or so - once they get too big they move on as I only have about 2 acres in the pond and thats really not enough for them to live in getting large

Be careful getting a blowjob from that girl,
She may be a scrapper :)


Ben

Wow. All I got up here are foxes and coyotes and the occasional mountain lion or black bear to worry about. Though I don't worry about the last 2 at all, I do keep an eye on my cats for the previous 2.

I call JACKASSERY! I was just about to reply with "I'd Hit It!"

Useless - ban him for 3 days |thumb

Great minds think a like!

Please don't ban me. I don't like the other boards. Many of them are full of sig whores and jackasses. |bow| |greenguy|

Come to think of it, we can both hit it.

You hit it from the front :D

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer."I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle

Nice picture Linkster,

It was great seeing you at the show.

Linkster is the man, he prompted us to add Hosted Free Sites to our program!

It was great seeing you again - wish I coulda spent some more time over there but had made so many promises I didnt want to screw up :)

She's a hottie Linkster!

I've got a smaller version that likes to cruise the creek behind my house. They're almost cute in a prehistoric kinda way :D

mwahahahahahahahaahah!~!! |thumb

she's sooooo sweeeet :)

What do you mean Mocassins aren't striking snakes?

Love the joke lol.. so your new girlfriend is the pond cleaner? Hmm thinking of getting one myself... :D

Cool. That thing is awesome. Although I would not put it past it eating your dogs. Even tho gators are not as agressive as a croc. But food is food, and everything is food to that thing lol.

She's got one big snapper :)