Happy Monday Before Xbiz
 

Morning
Tomorrow the day, right?
My Wife and 2 Daughters are off to see Madonna tomorrow. So, it's a few days of Bacon Sandwiches and playing with myself whenever I want. :) Today, I am just biding my time.

Mmmm bacon. Been a long time since I had some bacon! |jester|

Have a nice day Monday everyone. |thumb

Morning all,

Going to a swimsuit party of Belgium's most popular men magazine. A friend of mine who is in charge of the video projecting at the party got me a couple of VIP tickets. Should be fun :)

We've got some nice weather today, not too hot (74 °F / 23 °C).
Have a nice day all.

Good Morning Everyone!

Calling for a hot day today except there will be showers :(

Have a good one!

Good morning all |waves| Weatherman says our period of cool temps is over. That means his period of being on my "shit list" begins. Gotta take it out on somebody |huh

Mornin' y'all,

After a week of mostly spinning my wheels I finally had a rather productive day yesterday. I'm hoping it continues on through the new week. {insert crossed fingers smiley here}

|coffee is on, mocha Monday, help yourself

Morning |waves|

Yes, tomorrow a lot of us will be heading out to put our support behind the new XBiz Summer Forum |thumb

I'm mostly packed - just a few things to throw in the suitcase & I have to get the laptop together so that I can check on Murray & MrMaryLou when I'm fucking off in the sun |couch|

We're going to leave my step-daughter home alone for this trip & I just remembered the time my mom went to Florida for a weekend when I was 19...I might have to rethink this one :D

What day of the week is it again?

Doing the gym thing once I'm awake enough to do the gym thing then home to try to get somewhat caught up in work.

Tomorrow I'm meeting with contractors over at my neighbor's place so I'll be stuck over there for most of the day.

Wednesday I'm shooting porn for Angel and possibly Thursday too.

Maybe by Friday I can find time to have some fun but may have to spend the day trying to get caught up in web work.

I guess there is always Saturday to make an attempt at fun…

Good Morning All :)

I am still in fucking Ohio at the Dayton airport waiting an hour in a bar for my flight home, wireless is in/out so I have no idea if I will get this posted or not.

I go though security here and some old bitchy woman snaps at me really shitty "You may want take off your shoes and avoid trouble”.

Having flown as much as I have and knowing that taking off tennis shoes is no longer required unless asked, I politely ask "Do I have to" which must be code for "surround him with 4 large men BEFORE he has even walked through the metal detector” while I hear the old bitch yelling “I TOLD HIM!” which got a laugh from me and they tell me "Please come with us, you fit the profile" ….. uh huh….right….

So they took me to the side and searched me and made me sit there for 3-4 minutes and I ask “what profile do I fit, those who know what the rules are or those who upset old ladies?” which got the shitty guy to take two steps closer to me…

All the while I am sitting I have 3 guys standing over me, so I asked is this what they do to everyone who ask if they have to take their shoes off which made one guard snicker and walked away, another got shitty and said its mandatory to take shoes off, which I told him no its not and that he should read the recent update of requirements from the US Gov and the 3rd guy was trying to defuse any issues there might have been by telling me this will be just a minute please be patient etc…

Now the good part... I never once went though the metal detector, they never once used a hand wand, and all they did was a 1/2 assed "pat down" and swabbed my shoes for explosives.

I wasn’t "mad" more then I was/am annoyed, just the shitty attitude from the lady and then the guy is the worse of it, this airport is pretty small and no other person was in line, so I think this was all a “we have nothing better to do” then anything else.

So I sit… in fucking Ohio… in a small airport… in a bar… with fucking “Regis” on tv… its going to be a long fucking Monday….

|waves| Happy Monday to all!
Back to adult full time. Oh yea, and painting the damn house! :)

So Torn will they be doing a body cavity search?

Pics?

You wish....

Perv...;)

Good morning all |waves|

Jim...enjoy that bacon! I LOVE bacon...it's one of the basic food groups :D

To those going to the show...have a great time!

Torn...sheesh, what a pain in the ass. I must fit a similar profile. Every time I've traveled in the past few years, I seem to get hit with the extra search too. And no Cleo...no body cavity searches...or pics :D

Does speak volumes about the idgits they hire to handle security though |loony|

Have a lucrative week everyone!

I bet you like it extra salty.

Anywho...that Vegas thing is tomorrow, huh? I haven't started packing, but the wife tells me I should get that done today. Do you think 1 pair of dirty undies is enough, or should I bring more for that hot, dry climate?

I wish I had a better camera. My digital camera sucks, being that it's an old Sony Mavica that writes the pics to a floppy. I certainly can't document my balls' reaction to Vegas' weather without a high resolution camera. (Wow. How often do you see the possessive of two words that already end in 's' in a single sentence?)

Why wear undies at all?

Vegas is amazing. You can go outside without breaking a sweat at all. The only problem is you end up looking like a raisin left out in the sun a bit too long.

Hmmm… balls do kind of look like a giant raisin.

Good morning world |waves|

I'm wishing I was packing too today. :(

But I'm not, so I'm putting bacon on my shopping list instead. :)

Sounds like fun, Fonz. May all the women be hot and all the men be gay.

Greenie - Good luck with that step-daughter thing. You need the picture from your avatar combined with this smilie |club| on your front door just above the "No Party Zone" sign.

Torn - At least you weren't bored in Ohio, that's almost as bad. Now just hope they don't call ahead to have you 'welcomed' when you land.

UW - Yeah, and even rarer to see them without the seemingly obligatotry yet unnecessary additional "s" tacked on after at least one of the possessive apostrophes. ;)

Great day to all and great trips to everyone who's going to be on the way to Vegas soon.
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Someone is coming to vegas??? Nobody told me.. |club|

have shopping to do today.. candi is coming to clean.. need to pick up laundry.. somehow i wish i was traveling to vegas..would be much easier..

High today is 103F... but the bad news is we have a whopping 27% humidity. OMG it's a steam bath. :D

and i have to be at the Palms at 130pm for a meeting today.. BLAH.. i really do not know where my goodhead was when i scheduled that.

have a good one..and for those traveling today.. be careful... |roses| and do what the nice old lady tells you..

Morning All! Wish I was packing too, but I'm right down the road and will feel the XBiz vibs from here. :D

Had horrible allergy problems in the middle of the night, felt like my throat was going to close off. Have no idea what brought that on, and hoping it doesn't return. Just feel like I'm getting a cold now, oh joy.

So another day with my butt planted in front of the computer, peddling porn. Toby, I had a very productive day yesterday, and hoping it rubs off.

Torn, I hope by the time I'm typing this, you are out of Ohio, what jerks!

Useless Warrior, I hope you find that better digital camera, that sounds like some pics to see.

Not lately our humidity is high for here. Pahrump is running 33% right now. Hopefully, it dries out more before everyone gets here. I lived in the land of high humidity for 30+ years, and now I'm so used to the dry, it feels like a sauna out there...even though my brain tells me that is still pretty low on the humidity scale, lol.

I just realized with THIS post, I'm half way to buddy Christ coming to Pahrump. |bananna|

All of this proper usage of the English language is making me hot.
(Yes, 'Eats Shoots and Leaves' was titillating too)

Good Monday... and have fun at the xbiz forum and a safe trip :)

Jim sounds naughty... lol.

Just called & confirmed my room at The Hard Rock & in 15 minutes I can check in online at Southwest |thumb