What to get a mom.
 

I was so stuck with what to buy my mom for Christmas.

I had a light bulb go on and I thought of the greatest idea!

A magazine subscription!

I just want to share this because if anyone else is stuck with what to buy their mom, here is a great idea for you!

My mom really enjoys watching gay fisting vids but she also likes the softcore lesbian stuff and even the milf reality stuff plus her and the girls like midget porn in the background in her bridge club so I was thinking of getting her a multi pass to one of the larger porn sites.

Have your wiring checked.

Ha Ha - that could only cost you $1 aswell

Aw come on..did you guy's have to go ahead and turn something sweet and innocent like a magazine subscription into something filthy?
|lol|

Was the name of the magazine "How To Cope With Disappointing Gifts From Uncreative Children"?

I actually laughed out loud, a big Santa Claus chuckle. |lol| I needed that.

LOLOL!!!!!! |asshole|

(I DO mean that with all due respect sir |greenguy|)

The Ho Ho Ho just doesn't work until you make your avatars beard white and dress in red :)

Oh yes... Maybe you should get a magazine subscription on how to change light bulbs because I think yours blew long ago :)

Just showing my kids this thread and tell them:" wanna stay on my|boobies| favorite kid list?.....well read this and never do like that person....."

Stu also needs a FoxyAngel love doll.

naaaaaaaaaa, i am still happy with the gifts my kids give me every christmas.....|boobies| even it are small no cost money gifts:D

I would take you up on your sugestion but i want to live to see nexted Xmas. I Love my mom and well if i got her A magazine subscription heh she would kill me. for a few reasons #1 being more fucking junk to toss in the trash the second being as GG said lack of imagination and i can hear her now " If all you could think of to get me is A magazine subscription You should of saved your money " and got me a card

i dont buy gifts for my parents with christmas ( they dont need things they have all and can buy all)...i invite them both days and just have a great fam time.....parents love the time they can spent with their grandchildren and kids ( i love they say you still my little kid...... i am an 40 year old weenie:D) and i dont only invite them for christmas, many times a year i invite them to go out for diner or diner at home with us, i am glad there are still around, see now, i am realy getting a weenie|crazy|

I was planning on buying everyone I know a McDonald's Gift Certificate. Then next year I can buy them damn near anything and it will make them happy.

I'd say I would get my mom a free pampering on an exclusive spa, for discounted prices (which means I'll cover the charges for her). It's Christmas season, it's the thought that counts anyway.

You think she would like a facial with that?




|potleaf|

Aw how sweet tristanj!|santaslei

I could just picture the look on her face before looking at you and saying 'I can't believe you came out of my body'. |santa2 |snowman2

What about an elite Lorsha gift certificate for $5000,
Includes a trip to Vegas and a helicopter ride. |pokefun|

Or maybe an Elite Useless Warrior gift certificate for $5,
Includes a game of Tennis and a ride on a stolen mountain bike. |thumb

If she is a housewife I would recommend an item in the kitchen that will help her or something like that. I am sure everyone can think of something that will entertain a mother.

Oddly enough, I am sending my Mom to Vegas (airline miles & hotel comps are just lovely) but I doubt I'll shell out the cash for Lorsha.

Useless, on the other hand, would probably get along just swimmingly with my mom :)

I'm thinking to give her $. I can't thing of anything she wants for now.

Ahh man, I just about died on that one, that just struck me as fucking hilarious. Everyone came running in here wanting to know what was so fucking funny.

|bananna| Ohhhh do i get to play tour guide to Mama |greenguy|