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eman 2005-02-08 09:54 AM

What turns a woman on?
 
I'm talking purely hetero here (no dykes).

Simple question:
What is it about a man that makes a woman juicy?

Of course, I know most of it - I'm a very desirable man, after all - but there are certain areas where I could be found wanting (knitting etc)

So - what makes a woman wet?

Cleo 2005-02-08 09:57 AM

Shopping

eman 2005-02-08 09:58 AM

I hate shopping!

Fonz 2005-02-08 10:03 AM

<-- |couch|

stuveltje 2005-02-08 10:06 AM

bleu eyes and men in tight jeans :D

eman 2005-02-08 10:07 AM

OK Cleo - let's go shopping.

Are you wet yet?

Useless 2005-02-08 10:10 AM

Me! I am so the sexy.
(read that with a thick latin accent- I stole it from a SNL skit)

Fonz 2005-02-08 10:18 AM

My second guess is GABBO

swedguy 2005-02-08 10:20 AM

I'll give you a little secret ;)

If you talk to a a woman, don't say that you work with Internet Marketing, Adult Webmaster or something else that sounds boring.
You create and sell sexual fantasies to people and then explain for 5 minutes what kind of fantasies, how you come up with it and blah blah blah. For some reason I haven't met anyone yet that doesn't find it fascinating and hasn't been turned on by it. Women seems to like fantasies ;)

Mr. Blue 2005-02-08 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy
I'll give you a little secret ;)

If you talk to a a woman, don't say that you work with Internet Marketing, Adult Webmaster or something else that sounds boring.
You create and sell sexual fantasies to people and then explain for 5 minutes what kind of fantasies, how you come up with it and blah blah blah. For some reason I haven't met anyone yet that doesn't find it fascinating and hasn't been turned on by it. Women seems to like fantasies ;)

Or...they think you're a big rich porno king...which brings me to my guess of what women find attractive: Money.

Just look how many rich ugly guys go with good looking women...if they were poor...they wouldn't give them the time of day. Look at Trump...without the money he's just a guy with a really bad comb over.

Agent 2005-02-08 04:29 PM

I know what doesn't turn a woman on. asking what her name is after she already told you and having already made out with her in the bar for 10 minutes.

you live. you learn.

swedguy 2005-02-08 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blue
Or...they think you're a big rich porno king...which brings me to my guess of what women find attractive: Money.

Just look how many rich ugly guys go with good looking women...if they were poor...they wouldn't give them the time of day. Look at Trump...without the money he's just a guy with a really bad comb over.

Nah, I look like a bum. I shave like 12 times a year and rarely wear anything but my hiking boots, North Face fleece and jeans. If I ever "dress up" I might put on a pair of cords and a big sweater ;)

Jim 2005-02-08 05:17 PM

My wife claims that she like slightly balding, slightly blind, slightly overweight does it for her :)

dallasdeb 2005-02-08 07:04 PM

A man that will do the shopping!!

Useless 2005-02-08 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim
My wife claims that she like slightly balding, slightly blind, slightly overweight does it for her :)

Have you ever asked if perhaps she's lying, slightly?

My wife seems to be all about personality. It's what seems to turn her on the most, which explains why I never get laid. Money doesn't impress her. Young, attractive studs don't turn her head. But if you can carry on a conversation, have enough of a sense of humor to make her laugh once in a while, and you aren't physically repulsive, she's yours. Slut.

FoxyAngel 2005-02-08 07:31 PM

Men with deep rectums and even deeper pockets

swedguy 2005-02-08 07:53 PM

Angel, now you're scaring the shit out of me ;)

Ms Naughty 2005-02-08 09:14 PM

You know... a deep rectum has never been something I would consider when sizing up a man. Maybe I need to add it too my list. LOL :)

A few comments.
1. A lot of different things turn a lot of different women on. You can't just make up a list and apply it to everyone. It's the same as asking "what turns a man on?"
2. Having money isn't a turn on in itself. But it is attractive in terms of sizing up a potential partner. One can overcome physical repulsion if there's a lot of money at the end of it. Two different things, I think.

What turns me on?
1. My husband :)
2. Ewan Mcgregor
3. Colin Firth

Mr. Blue 2005-02-08 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by swedguy
I shave like 12 times a year

I'm sporting a beard right now cause I decided not to shave anymore, lol. My fiance is from Norway...she doesn't mind...says it makes me more Viking like.

swedguy 2005-02-09 12:28 PM

I'm with you Blue |thumb

It's nice and warm now in the winter ;)

ngb1959 2005-02-09 02:17 PM

1. 5 o'clock shadow that "tickles my fancy"

2. sense of humor

3. girth - no pencil dicks please

4. kissing/rubbing/licking neck area right above shoulders

5. SIDES of breasts, below arm pits - not just NIPPLES - they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

6. Unexpected gifts - doesn't have to be expensive, just something out of the blue!

7. Unexpected kisses, hugs, words of appreciation.

That is all - for now!

Nina

stuveltje 2005-02-10 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngb1959
1. 5 o'clock shadow that "tickles my fancy"

2. sense of humor

3. girth - no pencil dicks please

4. kissing/rubbing/licking neck area right above shoulders

5. SIDES of breasts, below arm pits - not just NIPPLES - they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

6. Unexpected gifts - doesn't have to be expensive, just something out of the blue!

7. Unexpected kisses, hugs, words of appreciation.

That is all - for now!

Nina

Niceeeeeeeee one, althoug if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now??? :D

eman 2005-02-10 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stuveltje
if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now??? :D

Hmmm. This seems to suggest that there's a history of men lying and trying to cover it up.

Surely not! |satan|

Mishi 2005-02-11 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngb1959
they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked


Bwah! |headbang|

ngb1959 2005-02-11 02:08 AM

if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???

Hmmm. This seems to suggest that there's a history of men lying and trying to cover it up.

Surely not!

===========================

|shocking| |shocking| DON'T GET ME STARTED! |shocking| |shocking|

stuveltje 2005-02-11 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngb1959
if my hubbie would give me unexpected gives i would say: Ok What the fuck did you do now???

Hmmm. This seems to suggest that there's a history of men lying and trying to cover it up.

Surely not!

===========================

|shocking| |shocking| DON'T GET ME STARTED! |shocking| |shocking|

hahahahahaha i didnt say that men are lying if they give unexpected gives and try to cover up:D , i am just a woman who dont like unexpected gives from men and that my hubby knows for 20+ years already |headbang|

docholly 2005-02-11 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ngb1959

3. girth - no pencil dicks please

4. kissing/rubbing/licking neck area right above shoulders

5. SIDES of breasts, below arm pits - not just NIPPLES - they're not ticks that need to be removed/twisted/pulled/flicked

Great list Nina!! I'd like to expand on 3/4/5

3) Women are very understanding if you communicate with us. Why is it that when men have an equipment malfunction, they just keep on trying? So there we are workin' away to do the "JOB" and they don't call it a job for nothing, while down there you have worry about teeth placement, jaw mobility, gag reflex (on even the tinest dicks)..anyway..if your equipment needs some help from that little blue pill for gawd's sake, start taking it before you look for a new woman. This way you know when it works, how long it takes to kick in etc.

4) Nice if it's kissing, but gnawing, slurping, leaving hickeys when you are over the age of 19 is just ECK. and what is it with the Wet Willys in the ear? Like i have no clit in my ear why insist on paying more attention to that than you do other parts that would be much more reactive.

5) It's a nipple, therefore it's sensitive not a fucking bone to gnaw on. and yes after a few minutes, the nipple de-sensitizes so whatever pleasure that has been derived is lost if you only focus on the nips. Just like we are taught to treat your cock like an ice cream cone, you should treat our tits the same way. Lick, suck, lap etc.

Some additional comments..

If you want a date on a Saturday..call her by Tuesday..
Compliment her shoes, women like that. ok not if they are raggedy assed like mine i'd just laugh at you.

Women are turned on by different things but almost 100% gtd would be to find out what is in their head, truly LISTEN to them cuz chances are no one but their g/f and their momma does, ask about their day and mean it.

and if you had a good time, tell them and then call them (or nudge them) and tell them again. Even if she felt mediocre to you, she'll give you a 2nd shot just for the attention.

Ohhh and a nice ass never hurts.

|cool|

stuveltje 2005-02-11 06:38 AM

Quote:

4) Nice if it's kissing, but gnawing, slurping, leaving hickeys when you are over the age of 19 is just ECK. and what is it with the Wet Willys in the ear? Like i have no clit in my ear why insist on paying more attention to that than you do other parts that would be much more reactive.
hahahahaha lol i cant stop laughing :D


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