How old will you live?
 

How long will you live calculator.
www.agingresearch.org/calculator/quiz.cfm

It have me this answer but personally I've decided against death.
Your calculated health span is 99.7 years

I have 21 years left... :(

Hmmm...apparently I'm almost exactly half dead :(

I am in debt.

:(

Alex

15 years left. Yipee. (said my expectancy was 55.5, lol)

Your calculated health span is 77.5 years.

Christ! I don't want to be here that long. |cry|
I need more sleep.
I need to drink less coffee and more tea.
I should drink alcohol MORE often. ;)
I should start taking aspirin.
I should use protection when screwing strangers.
I need to floss more often.
I eat too much meat.
I should take vitamin E.
I need to excercise more often.

Here's the part I don't understand. It says this under my BMI score:
Significantly overweight, meaning you are at significant risk for obesity-related illnesses such as heart disease, high blood pressure, stroke, diabetes and cancer.

Umm... I'm 165lbs. What do they want from me?

I'm still trying to figure out why it gave me 99.7 years.

Must be all the |potleaf|

I am now over due by 11 years. This is not news to me. I am just glad that some jealeous husband didn't kill me.

I guess I'm running on borrowed time, seeing as I'm 50

Your calculated health span is 45.4 years. Your calculated life expectancy falls below your actual age - you must have spectacular genes that make up for some of the problem areas you noted in the quiz. Congratulations! Below, please find the reasoning behind the questions, which you answered that made your score less than it should be:

47 years left. I'm due to die in 2052
Stupid survey tells me I'm an alcoholic LOL

And I want to know how one measures "gut transit time". Ew.

81.9 years, I am significantly overweight (ummm... maybe a little overweight)

that leaves 45 years for me to leave my mark on the world. In a few weeks, I will have outlived a prediction that I was given in college..

So, if I stop posting in a few weeks, you now know why.

I agree with Woody Allan who said "some people achieve immortality through their work. I would rather achieve it by not dieing"

Unfortunately my doctor thinks there is little chance of me achieving this, and that test says I am already dead.

Your calculated health span is 96.1 years.

I think this is a good age. |thumb

that's too long

Nope... I think it's because we don't drink alcohol and are vegetarians.

Mine is similar to yours so I can only think of these factors :)

I've 33 years left....

But did you check yours on http://www.deathclock.com/ too?

63.5...
That's another 37 years of drinking and partying WOOHOO!!!! |bananna|

47.1 more years.. dayam i'll be wrapping my tits around my knees..

76.5

but my psychic friend told me 88!

With advances in medicine I would imagine that living well past 100 will not be that unusual for those that take care of themselves. At least as long as no one tries to murder me again.

Your calculated health span is 75.9 years - not even 1/2 way there yet :D

I'm 38 and have 30 years to go, that means I should be in my mid-life crisis now? :D

Fuck it, I'm gonna have another beer |dizzy|

45 now and it says 65.5 wtf I don't get much social security now do I :(

oke me 102.5 years ...but then me cheated:D gonna try again but then honest.....yuk, well i stopped smoking about 5 weeks ago, i can say that i dont smoke, can i?? if so then i will be 102.5 heheheheh, so 66 years left to be a pain in the ass for everyone |pink

RE "I think it's because we don't drink alcohol and are vegetarians" Doubt it, apart from the fact that people who drink moderately (NB. the word "moderately") live on average longer that teetotallers, and have a 10% LESS chance of a heart attack, this article was in the papers this morning:

A row erupted yesterday after an expert said youngsters brought up as strict vegetarians suffered mental and physical problems that could affect them for the rest of their lives.

Lindsay Allen, from the University of California at Davis, found just two spoonfuls of meat a day given to children on a vegetarian diet could produce a dramatic and permanent improvement in their physical and mental development. The study took place in Kenya, where children are fed almost exclusively on staple crops. Their diet lacked many of the micro-nutrients essential for the growth of brain and muscle tissue, Professor Allen said. "It's applicable to the West as well. There have been studies on vegetarian women [in Europe and the US] and their children are very developmentally delayed," she added.

Wow I guess I should go find a cow to chew on

if the quality of my life continues the way it is, then I don't want all of my extra 45.

I am going to auction off my extra years at gabboslifeauctions.com

haha

I've heard that though vegatarianism is healthier for day to day living, it isn't the best for overall survival. Vegetarians don't get exposed to the wonderful toxins that omnivores consume on a daily basis, so their bodies aren't given the same opportunities to build immunities.

Personally, I'll eat anything that doesn't dangle it's penis in my face.

Holy Shit...I am supposed to die sometime this year
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I better get things in order :)

Dead Man Walking |shocking|
Just think Jim if you make it through the year you can join Chop Smith and I in our exclusive club "porn peddlers that should be dead" |thumb

RE "I am supposed to die sometime this year" - You have remembered to include me in your will, haven't you ?

RE "Wow I guess I should go find a cow to chew on" That depends. If you are going to leave me anything in your will, stick to a teetotal vegetarian diet. But if I don't benefit from your early death than I suggest a few steak and ale pies.
:)

What wasn't on that test is the Used to do all and every drug except liqueur and cigarettes but I have been a vegetarian most of my life.

I guess if I survived extended sessions of substance induce euphoria by smoking it, injecting it, snorting it, eating it, drinking it, or my favorite seeing how many ways at once you can do it, then I don't need to go eat some meat to have an exposer to all the wonderful toxins that normally you get only from it. Drug abuse does have its benefits after all I guess besides the fact that I got so bored with it that I know I'll never be able to enjoy them again.

Then again coffee and weed is a drug.

A few years ago someone that I was dating took me to Jamaica. The whole time we were there she kept on eating this thing called Jerk Pork. She liked it so much that she paid a tour guild to take us to a private place where the locals hung out and cooked over a big open pit. She wouldn't stop bugging me to taste this nasty looking hunk of dead burnt animal flesh so I took a bit and tasted it. In about a hour I stated feeling sick and then started vomiting and basically felt like I had food poisoning for the next day or so. You all can keep you dead animals.

At a guess I would say "In about a hour I stated feeling sick and then started vomiting and basically felt like I had food poisoning" kinda disproves your theory that "I don't need to go eat some meat to have an exposer to all the wonderful toxins that normally you get only from it"
:)

Your calculated health span is 98.1 years. Below, please find the reasoning behind the questions, which you answered that made your score less than it should be:
Damn..I dont think I wanna be that old!! I'll run out of retirement money at age 89.1 according to my financial planner!! Then what am I gonna do for another 9 years???

I'll have openings for camhoes by then, i'm sure!! |pimpin

Thanks Cleo for the great link.

I thought it was odd that parents with cancer was a factor but parents with heart disease was not! All the Heart and Stoke surveys weight this heavily.

I've got 40 years left and I am 43 so I guess that makes me middle aged. Oh hum ........................

... Art

They told me I had to seriously cut back on alcohol and chocolate.

I found myself wondering if it was worth living to 80 if I couldn't have chardonnay and chocolate and it was a bit of a line ball.

They also defined "meat" as "red meat" rather than "anything that used to be an animal" which set my final result back a bit. I like the idea of vegetarianism but I couldn't go there because I just like eating steak and chicken and fish too much. And there's no way I'm giving up mashed potatoes... a life on Atkins has got to be a life half lived...

damn I've got 40.1 years left on this miserable planet :D maybe I should start smoking again

Fuck me...I've got another 50 years left.... |shocking|