I Have A Horse Shoe Up My Ass :D
 

As announced in today's news.....

XBangCash Announces Greenguy Wins Feb Promotion Contest

XbangCash (XBC) awarded an OQO computer to GreenGuy on March 28th, 2005.

Every month XBangCash holds a random drawing for their affiliates and awards a prize which can vary from month to month.

"It is a great event", states Lee Noga, Affiliate Manager. "We love to give something back to our webmasters, and everyone looks forward to the drawing".

How can you win? Join XBC, send 3 signups in one month and you could be the next XBC winner. Once chance per webmaster per month.

All The Best,
-Lee Noga
Affiliate Manager, XBangCash

I just wanted to say thanks to Lee & the XBang crew & that I look forward to playing with my new toy |bananna|

Oh WTF?
Send it my way please :)

A horseshoe up your ass? Sounds painful. Why don't you stuff that little computer right up there next to it. :D

kinky....

I am imagining a whole new niche: men with horseshoes up their ass...

Think it will recur?

Alex

Maybe that could be the new porn name for a cock with a hard curve: Horseshoe.

I like it! |thumb

A true G-spot stimulating cock ;)

Congrats GG |thumb

A horseshoe shaped cock! How do you know if you're cumming or going?

Congrats :) Now I hope you share :)

Bet I could sell that!

Congratulations

Now if only I could get this visual involving large metal objects and your poop shoot out of my head

I do like to see a pic of the horse shoe.... But Congratz on you win |bananna| |bananna|

Congrats, looks like a cool little gizmo.

"I love when people make press releases and quote themselves", stated Verbal, Resident Board Whore. "It makes everything seem more official sounding." :D

-Verbal
Resident Board Whore

"Camdollies congratulates Greenguy on his recent acquisition from XBang" said Dr Holly Goodhead, CEO of Camdolllies. "We are proud to be affiliated with both Greenguy and his multinational corporation."
After making the announcement, Dr. Goodhead and her associates retired behind closed doors to map out plan to take over the horseshoe dick niche market.

|cool|

Actually a cock is horseshoe shaped and extends about 10" up inside the body providing the needed leverage.

Gotta stop watching that "KINK" show. |dizzy|

That's not fair - I never quoted myself in the post - but I did look to see if she had put in my reply, which was "NICE!" :D

RE : "I love when people make press releases and quote themselves" - One of the best advertising tools there is. Some of my free sites are full of quotes saying how good my pay and AVS sites are, that are credited to "web guru Paul Ecchi".

Purple Dollars is pleased to announce their upcoming project: Horseshoe Hunks.

"I'm so excited," said KarenJ, joint CEO and human resources officer at Purple Dollars. "I just know that women are dying to see hunky guys with dicks shaped like horseshoes."

She said the company was also looking to exploit a significant untapped gay market for anal horseshoe photos.

Anyway, congrats Greenguy.

Now THAT would be quite..interesting..

Congrats GG

Sweet gift! The smallest computer that can fit in your pocket:

http://www.oqo.com/images/frontpage032405.jpg

nice one, good on ya mate!

cheers,
Luke

OUCH!!!

RE: "The smallest computer that can fit in your pocket" - That it may be, but I still would not want it where Greenguy keeps his horseshoes
|escape|

Just imagine how the horse must feel...

I really hope they remembered to remove the horse before it went up there |shocking|

Amazing… a virus runner/spreader in your pocket.

If Richard Gere can get his kicks shoving live rodents up his ass then why can't Greenguy get his kicks shoving a whole horse up his ass (assuming his ass is wide enough) ?

:D

(I guess I had better say that although it has been alleged that Richard Gere shoves live rodents up his ass it has never been proved. - Just in case Richard Gere has board tracker.)

:D

(I guess I also better say that although it has been alleged that Greenguy shoves live horses up his ass it has never been proved. - I know Greenguy has board tracker.)

:D

I also want one - how can I get that?

Oqo or the horse shoe.... with attached horse?

I know that at the end of a long day there is nothing like relaxing with a house hoof up the ass

Congrats on your win |thumb

I have to say, that is a nice "random" contest :)

The drawing supervisers, BBOBCA, the joint venture between Baghdad Bob and the Ohio Ballot Counters Association sent a press release couple of hours ago and they testified that it was a random drawing. So it's all good |thumb

Actually, there is a lot of grumbling in the SEO world due to Press Release "abuse":

http://www.seobook.com/archives/000685.shtml

Not saying that's going on here of course. Anyways, this thread is hilarious. :)

I'm not saying anything different :) It was just a stroke of luck that Greenie won. Truthfully, a lot of people thought Greenie winning the Viper seemed a little funny. If I wasn't on stage and saw the winning ticket come out, I probably would have thought something was up too. :)

What about that $5k I won form Ultra Cash back in the day? :D

It came in the mail today - it's very small & there's a lot of little accessories with it - I plan on playing around with it tonight :)

Greenie, can I rub your belly before you lose the rest of your weight?

I think you would need to shave his head first.

I was poking fun at Lee not you heheh... :)

Congrats! Don't take that little thing into the city as it may fall into the same fait as the iPod - LOL!

Bill