The Pope Has Died
 

RIP Pope John Paul II

I've told my wife for days, if he dies today, noone will believe it.

The Vatican denies it.

guess the pope has taken his last poop

Now if only the rest of the Vatican would be kind enough to acknowledge the 21st century and go away.

I'm thinking it will not be prudent to bring my Buddy Christ accross the border tomorrow

First the Italian media reported his heart and brain stopped functioning and now they're saying this is not true... regardless, it is only a matter of time, as he is not expected to recover.

they don't have life support in the Vatican?

Who?

who will be the next pope now?

|buddy|
The Holy Father is still alive.

whats the real story? dead or alive?

Alive

marginal.

He's as alive as Terry Schiavo was last week :D

i cant help it cleo i had to think all day about you, lol last time you mention everytime "did he die yet" i cant help it but i had to smile when they said the pope was dieing, special when they mentioned, that an other wholey guy would hit him on the head 3 times when he would die..........i was thinking why hitting him? to make it go faster...i know its bad but then i dont have some god thing or whatever, i only believe in my own wallet, if me and my hubby dont work i would have no life....thats a fact, btw i didnt know he died already nothing mentioned here yet.me watching the news now

ha that explain yep he still is alive, maybe they will give him the 3 knocks on his head this eve... |couch|

Imagine if they pull his feeding tube. The fucking universe would explode.

I admit, I am not a pope fan. I need to be educated on why he or his posse is relevant.

I'm tired of feeding tubes. I'm tired of the religious right. I can't wrap my head around it all. I like Darwin. I don't see why I should trust a very old book. Maybe the virgin marry wasn't a virgin, she just got knocked up and didn't want to admit it.

But I still want a damn Buddy Christ 850 posts from now.

They should stick a very large butt plug up his ass to see if there is any reaction. If he squeals like a pig and smiles then he gets to keep his feeding tube.

hahhaahahahahahah i was waiting you would anwser on this one......am choking here, cleo your a bad girl:D

i like my buddy christ, funny is i see christ now as a porn king:D...lol ii ave him on my monitor and i am defending it because my kids wanna steal him:D

Its incredible how little respect you show towards people. I suppose this means that you expect very little in return.

Only the evil doers like the ones that claim to be spreading the word of their god.

I've had "god" shoved down my throat for 28 years, I don't think one butt plug up the pope's ass sounds that bad, plus he is dead already |couch|

I hope you are trying to say you only believe in yourself, your ability, honesty, hard work etc... I am not a Catholic, nor a church goer at all but I respect others beliefs... we have a saying here: "Help yourself and God will help you too"... to make you strong, healthy etc. so you can fill your wallet.

Good luck :)

No my friend you've had catholicism and protestantism shoved down your throat for that long, of course it isn't all the pleasant.

Christianity was not meant to be watered down, doctored and package in the manner in which you see it today.

You want to really understand what Christianity is all about? Study Orthodox Christianity. That form of Christianity was and STILL is the true form of Christianity - as it has been taught and preached for 2000 years. It is the original Christianity - everything else is derived from it.

Catholicism (which in its present form has been in existance for 652 years) and Protestantism (which has been split into so many forms, you can't tell which end is up down left or right) or any derivative thereof are complete frauds - look at the dwindling attendance in those churches if you want proof!!

I'll make it simple for you to understand: There is only one Jack Daniels, right? Everything else is just bourbon and not worthy of comparison to JD. Oh sure there are knock offs and perhaps there are bourbons out there that MAY have a better flavor but realize this: there is only one JD.

One last thing: I find it quite interesting that a number of you post "god" with a lower case g. Quite interesting indeed.

Remember this if anything else: God is not a mean God. God is love. "People" kind through sin and disillusionment always blame God for their troubles (if in fact they believe in him or not) but almost always never admit their mistakes.

|peace|

I wish someone would stick a butt plug up your fucking ass!

There is a god???

I don't think so.

No god, no supreme being, nothing.

I respect everyone's right to believe in whatever floats their boat. Just don't go ramming me, my life, my happiness, and don't preempt the TV with a bunch of superstitious crap, especially about some old school moron teaching hated who long ago outlived what little usefulness he made out of his sorry ass life, with your boat.

proofhouse, you are, how can I say, rude.

Smart comment no longer needed, Cleo beat me to it.

Alex

I've tried the butt plug thing. Didn't really do much for me but I did kind of squeal like a pig and then I felt like I needed to take a crap really bad. I did smile and laugh about it later but I can't say that I have any real desire to do the butt plug thing again.

But I would love to see CNN report that the Vatican in a last ditch move decide to stick a butt plug up the pope's poop shoot and see if he saw god or not.

A contradictory statement if ever one made!

Just by the way you begin saying there is "no god, no supreme being, nothing" shows how little respect you have for the beliefs of others.
Then you go on to contradict yourself once again by saying "I respect everyone's right to believe in whatever floats their boat". So which is it? Do you or don't you respect because by the sounds of it, you have no respect for those that have a belief system that is very much different than yours.

And Alex...come on...is this not a board whereby freedom to speak is the right of every member on it, or is it reserved only for the chosen few who appear to be ballsy enough to run roughshod in here and do as they damn well please?

If Theproofhouse feels like telling me to fuck off and eat shit - I have to respect that statement. I may not agree or be happy with what he said but that is his right - to express himself.

However, if the Cleo's of the world are allowed to express themselves completely and we have to "tolerate" her expressions while others have to sit and shut up, then this board is becoming quite communistic, dont you agree?

So, if the Theproofhouse has to shut up or some derivative thereof, then Cleo should shut up and I should shut up as well. Otherwise my friend, might as well call it "greenguyovandjimski.com"

|peace|

You are the one that doesn't like my views.

I do have this image now of the old guy bent over with a large butt plug up his ass screaming oh god, oh god, yessssss ohhh ahhh don't stop yet, ohhh god it hurts so fucking good!

all Cleo said was that she didn't think there is a god... she was answering her own question.... and all Alex said was that theproofhouse is rude which the post is a rude and direct attack on Cleo just for mentioning the pope and a buttplug in the same sentence....

Butt Plug







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thepope

As "different" as her statement is, I do respect her for expressing her opinion.

But, her so-called opinions were not made with respect for others that do not share her beliefs. Whether I like your views, be it wrong or right is not the point here.

If Cleo is allowed to talk openly and freely then we should all be allowed to openly and freely speak as well, whether we agree or disagree, right or wrong or somewhere in between.

So making comments about a frail old man on his death bed with a butt plug in his ass is not considered rude?

Oh please... |haha

I think we all should take a deep breath, relax, and go sit on a large Butt Plug.

|buddy|

Whatever floats YOUR boat, Cleo... :D

Butt Plug

:D :D :D
There is one thing about religion I don't like.. it shares people and tries to turn them against the other... my motto is live and let live |thumb

PS
edited for typo what else?

another thread about the pope spinning out of control :D I'll take a deep breath |potleaf| but the butt plug is outta the question