The new pope is elected
 

it seems as if the new pope is elected - the white smoke is coming out |pimpin

Pope Porno the first? :)

I voted for Arinze :D

I voted last week when white smoke started shooting outta the tailpipes of my car... I don't think Ron Jeremy won though

Are all the local priests going to party with the choir boys tonight?

Pope BillButtplug the first?

Fuck the pope and the whole Catholic religion and all that it stands for.

Butt Plug

Well, keep the butt plug warm, they elected a 78 year old as the pope... wont be long before we all do this again. Church goes MASSIVELY conservative so the church becomes less relevant, and they choose a man who in past was part of hitler's own army. Gotta love it. Pope Benedict the 16th.

Yup, Pope Benedict the 16th. They don't want this guy to last as long as the previous Pope.

And neither do we.

Soon to be a smelly corpse, next…

Cleo has a pope fetish.... :D

I would love to do some stuff with the pope as long as he will sign a model release.

that would be interesting...

Might be hard finding someone that he would be willing to work with that is 18 or over

if these pope threads keep up Cleo, you'll hit your 10k posts in no time. :)

I'm sure there are plenty of boys that would line to be "blessed" by the Pope. :D

Kardinal Josef Ratzinger was elected and endeed, he was part of the nazi supporters. But so he´s in good company, because catholic church supported Hitler anyway. In exchange Hitler "founded" church taxes in Germany. Government takes an amount of income taxes and pays it directly to the churches. No way to avoid it but quitting your "membership" in the church.

But....





...who cares???? :D

Catholic's don't like Jews anyway, so this makes complete sense :D

Don't forget that Hitler was part Jewish himself and that the Catholic church and the Jews officially "recognized" each others religion back in the early nineties.
By the way, those "caps" that the cardinals wear look very much like the yarmulkas that the Jews wear in the first place. :D

no man shall be free until the last king is strangled with the guts of the last priest.
;)

Not a lot of kings left, now if all these pesky priests would go away maybe we all could get on with living in peace.

I agree 100% |waves|

Butt plug. |satan|

Is he dead yet?

Oops, sorry, but this Pope's got about as much shelf life as jizz on the roof of a car in Phoenix during summer time. We'll be watching him turn stiff 3 years from now and I doubt there will be much fanfare for this one.

Way to pick a Pope |thumb

I think we need a 'Guess when the Pope is going to die' thread. The winner gets a free, albeit brief, trip to the pearly gates where he/she will get to watch the pontiff attempt to explain his way out of the whole Nazi thing before being exiled to the underworld.

Of course, everyone's concept of heaven and hell are different. In reality, heaven is your first day on broadband. Hell is having your server go down, only to realize that your host's support system was on the same server as you.

LMAO, that happened 2 weeks ago to me. Which lead me to call their tech support (insert dramatic pause on how this could be even more hellish)...and tech support couldn't speak English.

Back to the Pope though...this guy could walk on water and I wouldn't respect him. I'm going to take 3 years from this date on the Pope Dead Pool.

Butt Plug!!!

Dead yet again yet?

Actually I hope that the latest lives a very long time so that I don't have to listen to anymore pope poop.

I think he'll die when the 'true' Gabbo comes to life. There's no way that the two can co-exist on a single planet.

Be nice to |gabbo|. He's done nothing to you.|angry|