such a sleazy sucking sunday
 

mid 70's here.... nothing else.

Mid 40's here :D

Good Sunday Everyone |waves|

I have some invoicing to take care of & then I'll be on the couch watching the race for the rest of the day :)

Looking like a beautiful day here. :)

We had to cut yesterday's shoot short since it turned into a shity mess. Going over to finish the shot at Angel's place so that we can have a properly douched dwarf.

Alex is really a super nice guy, well traveled, he lives in Denmark, and entertaining and funny as hell. For some odd reason everyone wants to pet him on the head as they walk by but he seems to really enjoy all the attention and is ok with it. Actually after awhile you forget that he is a dwarf and just becomes Alex.

I'm hungry…

Good morning all :)

Looks like a crappy day here. So, I will be here all day again.

It's just like my grandma always said, nothing will fuck your day more than an inproperly douched dwarf. Of course, that never really made any sense until now. Seems a shame that such pearls of wisdom have been lost on me all these years.

Today is fence day. I have to enclose a small area of yard for the dogs to crap in. If I don't encapsulate them, they'll conitnue to destroy everything. I've never seen dogs chew off all of the low lying limbs on trees before. I had to put barriers around my grape vines because of that. Bastard dogs.

Good Morning all. Need more coffee. :)

Good Morning. The coffee is ready |thumb

Is it Monday yet?

I don't know which is worse, being woken up by planes flying overhead or spending hours in uncomfortable positions photographing people stick their dicks into different holes into each other.

I need a life…

RE: "Military officials said thunderstorms around Tyndall Air Force Base in Panama City grounded the Raptor, a twin-engine fighter so powerful that it can fly more than 1,200 mph without afterburners." That powerful, and put out of action by a storm ? Gonna be great in a war situation. Ground forces call for air support and the AF send back a message "Sorry, can't save your asses today, its raining"

Memo to the various enemies of the US: If you want to invade the country, do it in bad weather.

So ecchi what is that thing in your avatar?

I guess you've never seen the inside of a Tardis?

Good Day Sunshine |sun

Don't know exactly how cold it is outside, but judging by the way the branches and the hedges are swaying it can't be too nice.
Got home really late this morning. Long, long story.
Anyhow, here's hoping |thumb MAY is much better than april to one and all.

Now, for that cup of |coffee.

My squad was conducting an exercise in which were to establish a landing zone for a Black Hawk, get lifted to another area for our drop, then spend the next several days hauling our equipment on foot, setting up and conducting operations at the whim of our analysts (who were all cocksuckers, btw). The morning of the operation came, we trekked out to setup the landing zone and then received orders to pack up and go back to bed. The pilot didn't want to fly in the combination of light rain and dark. Our company commander was so pissed that he called off the entire operation eventhough we could have been trucked out if necessary. If I could have bought that chopper pilot a beer, I would have.

Happy May Day, Law Day, Mother Goose day and Beltane. *wondering if hallmark carries a card of mother goose running thru the beltane fires*..

Currently a balmy 68 but going up to 80 today.

Thank Goddess i get to give up the Snooty Spa Set for Gangling Geeks today.

Speaking of military: At Nellis AF Base (just south of the non-existant Area 51) there have been 3 major crashes in the last 12 months.

Your Tax Dollars at work

F18 unit cost? 32 million USD

Actually I have no idea what Tardis is?

You're far too young to know . :D

The Tardis is the time machine used by Dr Who

Never got into Dr. Who but I have seen few episodes so that is probably why I was wondering where I had seen that thing. I actually thought that maybe it was from the old Lost In Space tv show.

You should start a new paysite.

Cleo's Circus Sideshow :D

Don't most people sit around getting intoxicated while ordering pizza and a dwarf stripper?

morning all, evening here, we had a hot day, alot of sun, we have been fishing the whole day and we didnt catch one fish, probably also to hot for the damn fish. Now its time to work again

Morning -
Late night last night - well for me anyway.
Amateur rodeo type thing today. May have to bring Buddy to that one.
We'll see though, it's about 34F and doesn't look like it will be getting much warmer.
It may be a good day to build and watch BB and the race.

RE: "So ecchi what is that thing in your avatar?" - What they said (to be more exact: the console room of the Tardis).

RE: "You're far too young to know" - This only applies to USA, anyone in the civilised world* only has to be over a week old to know about the Tardis, since a new series was shot last year and is being broadcast in most countries, but not the USA.

RE The comment over the picture on my avatar (Although no one actually asked, I'm going to tell you anyway. I'm sad like that) - The avatar shows the original design for the Tardis console room, they radically changed it for the new series, I preferred the old design (told you I was sad).

* Some may say that my use of the term "civilised world" is not entirely accurate because some other countries are not showing the new series. However I define "the civilised world" as only consisting of countries that are civilised, and if you are not showing the new series of Dr Who then you are not civilised !

Hmmm, a robot dog and a phone booth that is a time travel machine. Well at least you all brought up Monty Python and Faulty Towers.

LMAO - one of my all time favorite shows, but it's actually 'Fawlty' (although maybe it should have been called 'faulty') :D

I thought that I may have been spelling Fawlty Towers wrong but was too lazy to go look. Fawlty Towers is my all time favorite comedy. :)

and don't forget the one that combines Comedy and Sci-Fi, my brother's favorite, Red Dwarf.

And not to forget Blackadder |thumb

RE: "Hmmm, a robot dog and a phone booth that is a time travel machine" Close but no cigar. It is a police call box. Bill and Ted (Excellent Adventure & Bogus Journey) were the ones who travelled in a phone box. As to the robot dog, he got pensioned off years ago. The Dr boxed him up and sent him to South Croydon (a London suburb) where he attempted his own spin off series. Unfortunately this only got as far as the pilot episode, which is a shame because although "K9 & Co" was total crap, it's human star was Elisabeth Sladen, and that is a good enough reason to watch it in my opinion.

And remember, you Americans owe a debt of gratitude to Dr Who for the re-emergence of your own Star Trek. They ripped off so many ideas from Dr Who that I doubt if the new series (next generation etc) would have run more than a few episodes without Dr Who to plunder for ideas.

RE: "my brother's favourite, Red Dwarf" And without that to rip off wholesale, there would never have been "Star Trek Voyager".

Also If you are looking at British Sci Fi, don't forget our 70's radio serial "The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy". Movie version in your local film theater now.

The sun came out, I grabbed my bike and went about 2 mins down the road into a downpour. I am getting sick of rain.

I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight, I'm totally exhausted.

Alex turned out to be about one of the most interesting and fun people that I've met in a long time.

There just is something oddly bizarre about seeing a dwarf pop out of a suitcase and then having a 6 foot tranny fuck his brains out.

I'm guessing that I may have odd dreams tonight…

You need to add this to your sig |thumb

The one thing that jumped out of that pic as soon as I looked at it was the back hair :D

Awaiting the obscure yet hilarious post from UW on this one :)

I for the life of me can't think of anything to say that tops the picture all by itself... except I am taller.

good sunday everyone

I once spent an evening with the Bindlestiff Family Circus, and still, I can't top this quote.

I've got nothing. :( Greenguy said it all. What's with that back hair? If it wasnt' for the smile on Foxy's face, I would have thought that she was being attacked by a thonged orangutan.

Something tells me that pics from that shoot will become as famous as tubgirl.