Useless Warrior Wins The Greenguy & Jim Description Contest!
 

Since I had to get the submission into Klixxx early, I had to close the voting on our description contest & with all the votes totaled, Useless Warrior has won the contest with this little beauty:

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For his efforts, we're gonna send him a check for $100 :)

Thanks to everyone that submitted a description & also to those that voted |shake|

Yeah, that one was my favourite :) Congratulations UW!

Btw, remind me not to be lazy and look to the english dictionary what that word "douche" means.

Well, nevermind, it is cool and funny even without that word :D

Douche v. 1) A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.

(in common usage it refers to the cleansing of the punany.) |waves|

Congratulations Useless. :)

WooHoo
Congratulations
Send me you name address etc...

Really? So it is not as funny as I thought... Hmmm, if I would know the meaning of that word sooner I would not vote for it :D

Wow!! Now that's a surprise, congrats Useless :D

Spend your $100 well |pink

Hey! The one I voted for won, that never happens. |bananna|

Congrats UW |pink

Well Done UW :D

Congrats UW :)

Congrats Useless :)

I'm a winner! I'm a winner! And to think, my parents have been calling me a loser all these years. :D

For those of you who are confused, the douching of the gay midget is based on one of Cleo's posts:
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...53&postcount=3

Jim, send the money to the same address we use for the crack. |cool|

Thank you all for recognizing my talent/plea for help. |clown|

congrats! |headbang|

does this mean you're now the official spokesman for GG&J?? |couch|

Ponygirl

Congratz UW! Well done desc..:)

ronnie

Congrats Useless Warrior....I liked all of your descriptions.

Congrats UW |headbang|

From what I understand, I was not there for the actual douching, he was taken out back and a garden hose was used since he wasn't tall enough for the one that Angel keeps in the shower.

Personally I'm a big fan of vaginal sex myself but to each their own.

Well done UW, you dirty prick :D

|bow|

|cool| whohooo.. way to go UW |bananna|

I hear next Tuesday they are erecting a statue in Useless Warriors honor. Well, its a short statue, and there is an erection. Contact Cleo for more details.

Congrats Useless Warrior!

Most excellent, UW....your words have made GG & J stand out!

who?

Congrats Useless! |thumb

For part of the prize we should take him out back and give him a good douching

Congrats UW!!
Now you MUST spank me!!


|mml| |mml|

congratulations UW |thumb

|bananna| that was my favorite one also! Congrats UW!!

Congrats UW |bananna| i didnt expect to see an other name, you said it all :D

Congrats!!

Congrats UW

Congrats UWarrior... it still makes me grin reading that one.

Congrats UW!

Nicely done UW! |thumb

Though not a big surprise to see you win...you're definitely one of the more...errrr...'entertaining' posters on the board :D

Congrats UW!! I seem to recall bowing out of the competition after seeing that post originally... glad it paid off! |bow|

Oh.. and you're still my board hero |viking|

No, let's give him a BAD douching


Congrats Useless - that 6th grade ed gee kat shun sure nuff paid off.


Nina
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Congrats UW , you're a good copyrighter ! Even though I find your posts offending. (I was kidding then :) )

Just an fyi Useless...
I have no name, address, etc... from you yet. We like to pay our bills the day they come due so you are breaking my cycle.

Speaking of which...what good concerts are at Spac this summer? And, can you get good tickets?

Fine, Mr Patience, I've PM'd you. Sorry for breaking your cycle.

I haven't been to SPAC since Lalapalooza in '92, but I was just at the neighboring park, Spa State Park, not long ago. I'm not a concert person. SPAC is a half hour away, the Civic Center (shit hole) is 5 minutes and don't take advantage of either. I'm pretty lame.

Who was at Lalapalooza in '92? I went to one in Toronto, but I forget the year - Primus, Alice In Chains & some band no one ever heard of named Tool.