The Official 2005 Fantasy Football Trash Talking Thread!
 

Feel free to start this one off by bashing how wonderfully Torn is running the drafts & transactions :D

fuck off....

just keep in mind I can edit ANY TEAM I see fit ;)

Torn cheated and stole my trades with Linkster. :(



:D

did Lossman get drafted?
|couch|

I took Losman in one league :D

Yes, finally a thread I can actually contribute too :D

Better load up on all your Raiders this evening

Raiders 24 Pats 17
|couch|

My team kinda sucks. I wanna know how I drafted in the number 11 spot in an 8 team league. |loony|

I do believe that I'll go 3-0 in the ESPN Leagues :D

O n A Party Rock vs The Renegades - I'm up on Ramster 74-59 with my D playing tonight. Might as well officially make Ramster 0-1 |thumb

AntiJaves GayBears vs MasterC's Maulers - this is one of Torn's buddies (yes, I guess he has friends) and even though it says I'm loosing 105-73, his D somehow has 67 points, so once that's corrected, I'll be in the lead. He does have Vick & Owens going tonight & I have Philly's D, so this one will be close.

I'm wining in the other league from what I remember, but ESPN sucks so much ass & their having "technical issues"

3-0 BABY! As usual, I'm prefect in Fantasy Football :D

I wonder if ESPN will send me my 3 shirts now |thumb

3-0 don't mean shit. I started 8-0 last year and didn't win.

A well timed injury and you're out. |punchref|

I'm 0-3 :(

I am so glad I am not playing this year. No trash talking for "The Javes Fish Consortium" this year :)

Sorry Jim... only real MEN are allowed in here.... you will need to get your penis from Victoria before you can post in here.....


Buddy :D

Now that's just hurtful.

I just couldn't take the trash talk last year. :)

Game on :D

WTF is wrong with Culpepper? |cry|

Culpepper is sucking. I have Manning in 1 pool and he wasn't anything special today.

I played Tom Brady instead of Kyle Orton this weekend. :(

Culpepper will rebound.


in an unrealated topic, I have a QB in Minn I am looking to trade for a good kicker...

I'm sure I'd be able to brag about something, but ESPN is down again |banghead|

They're up for me - but they havent updated this weeks points yet - they have the game final scores but are still showing last weeks points

I did have points a few hours ago......now I have 3? They really need to improve this for next year.

Next year we'll go to a real Fantasy Football site - Stats World is wonderful |thumb

I'm 3-0 (I think) going into tonight's games - oddly enough, MrMaryLou has a chance to beat me in one of the games |banghead|

Well I did improve from 0-3 to 1-2. But nothing to write home about. :(

Yell & I will remind you of this past weekend many times when you come to visit next month |thumb

NFL.com fantasy is a good one as well.

looks like I will go 1-6 and to make it worse, 4 of them are complete blow outs, the teams I lost to scored 130+ and I lost by anywhere from 80 to 50 points.

All my "names" are complete shit, and I just happen to have faced all the teams who had players dominate this week.

Worse beating I have ever had.

D Culpepper
J Lewis
M Bulgar
T Green
And others are all benched on my teams and I will even be dropping a few “names” to waivers since I don’t think anyone would want the stiffs.

I had another 3-0 week, making me 6-0 for the year (2-0 in each league)

I'm not winning because of the "names" on my team, I'm winning because I'm a winner |thumb

Great response!

Let me think of one................




|2up




:D

Yell's working, so let me post this for him, just as a constant reminder of how bad your team is:

QB Donovan McNabb, Phi 40
RB Willis McGahee, Buf 3
RB Steven Jackson, StL 16
WR Terrell Owens, Phi 30
WR Chad Johnson, Cin 21
TE Todd Heap, Bal 5
D Bears D/ST, Chi 27
K David Akers, Phi 4
TOTAL POINTS: 146

QB Peyton Manning, Ind 2
RB Rudi Johnson, Cin 9
RB/WR Curtis Martin, NYJ 7
WR Donald Driver, GB 18
WR Jimmy Smith, Jac 4
TE L.J. Smith, Phi 17
D/ST Chargers D/ST, SD 7
K Shayne Graham, Cin 14
TOTAL POINTS: 78

I can brag about being 6-0 & MML can brag about beating Linkster & Yell can laugh at how easily he trashed Ramster, but the stats of the week is this tidbit from the Greenguy & Jim 2005 league:
|thumb KV's Alaska Mountaineers 2-0-0 |boobies|
|pokefun| Florida Boilermakers 0-2-0 |blowjob|

|haha

It's pretty bad when 2 of my team's top 3 scorers were the kicker and tight end. And if Driver didn't get that TD at the end of the GreenBay game they would have been my top 2 scorers for the week. :(

Wow, I'm 2 & 0 also, whoddathunkit. Anyone wanna trade me a power back to dominate the league and shut Greenguy up? |greenguy|

-Preacher

Preacher - which league are you in with us? Odds are I have a RB for you |thumb

My veto stamp is all ready and dipped in red ink! |thumb

I just sent him a perfect trade, since I have Johnson for when Holmes injures himself :D

Actually you do, I went to grab Willie Parker and you had already taken him! |angry|

I'm in league 62663 (Gabbo 2005), The Left Coast Steelers.
I just beat KatVixen 136 to 43...ouch, that's gotta hurt!

-Preacher

Good to have Steve Smith on your team this weekend |thumb

Bad to be playing LT |tddance|

:D

I waffled all week about playing Culpepper or not, glad I decided late Saturday to give him one more week. Now I just need 5 pts from Tony Gonzalez this evening to get rid of that zero in the win column.

the one team I had Culpepper in I benched him.... huge mistake.

LT is just amazing, does he ever get tired?