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Jim 2005-10-18 04:32 PM

I am home but fucked up good
 
Just wanted to let you know that I was able to come home after the scope around my nuts. I am in a lot of pain and had a shot of demerol.

Going to bed.
See you guys tomorrow...for a while anyway.

Cleo 2005-10-18 04:38 PM

Jim get your nuts and yourself some rest.

Chop Smith 2005-10-18 04:41 PM

Good to hear that you are at home. Stay painless.

Cleo, his nuts will probably be resting for several weeks.

Jim 2005-10-18 05:08 PM

A couple of weeks at least the Doctor said. I am now on the couch but quickly or should I say, slowly moving to the bed.

Cleo 2005-10-18 05:10 PM

How's the ass pimple doing?

Erick G 2005-10-18 05:13 PM

ouch hope you feel better soon
demerol is fun stuff
Im having my stones blasted next month
I think im going to get me some percocets :D

Preacher 2005-10-18 05:26 PM

:(
Get better soon.

MrMaryLou 2005-10-18 06:03 PM

Glad to hear all went ok :) Get some rest :)

juggernaut 2005-10-18 11:02 PM

Keep them on ICE Jim. Look at it like this. At least your not like this poor sap.
http://www.theflyingsaucer.com/fs-balls.jpg

sue-fl 2005-10-18 11:14 PM

Glad to hear everything went well Jim! Get lots of rest... |thumb

SirMoby 2005-10-19 12:25 AM

What is up with all these nut problems lately? Just thinking about them hurts.

jakal 2005-10-19 03:45 AM

get well soon man, take care of them nuts...ouch

Chop Smith 2005-10-19 04:00 AM

Picture of Jim's Surgery
 
Just in case you missed Cleo's request for pictures, one can be found here
http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...=10#post216099

jakal 2005-10-19 04:06 AM

LOL

urb 2005-10-19 06:01 AM

Get well soon Jim.

Fonz 2005-10-19 06:12 AM

Yeah Jim, get well soon. Don't look at naked ladies too much it might only make things worse. :)

Simon 2005-10-19 07:14 AM

Hiya Jim,

Nuts... now there's something I don't want anyone cutting into. ::yowch::

I hope you get some rest and get to feeling better, so we can all get back to pimples and dogs again soon. ;)

Simon

terry 2005-10-19 07:45 AM

Welcome home... take it easy.

amber438 2005-10-19 08:02 AM

Hope you feel better soon!

Greenguy 2005-10-19 09:15 AM

Not to steal Jim's thunder, but I get to go see the nut doctor today |bananna|

Jim 2005-10-19 11:13 AM

Nut doctors suck. I told Greenie last night that I was truly happy that I shaved myself before I went in. The last time they sent in this big fat smelly guy to shave my pubes. This time, just a little cleaning by yet anyother big guy. :)

kristian 2005-10-19 02:44 PM

Hope you get better soon, Jim.

Greenguy 2005-10-19 05:04 PM

99% sure it's just an infection, but I get to have an Ultra Sound Friday to make sure |thumb

Preacher 2005-10-19 05:08 PM

You said you'd mention it on the radio show and never did. Just HOW does one get an infected nut?

By telling us you may be saving many nuts in the process!

Greenguy 2005-10-19 05:10 PM

Too much pussy? :D

juggernaut 2005-10-19 05:13 PM

God what is going on with you guys? My nuts are the most important thing to me 2nd from my dick. What happening here is it in the water up there? One time I did not wash my hands after taken a piss in basic training, the drill SGT freaked out. I told him my cock and balls had not been touched by anyone in 2 months, they are covered by 1 pair of boxers and a long t-shirt which makes them well protected. When I piss I take great care not to splash anything. He yelled "What about the sweat, PRIVATE!!!" I told him i touch people all day with sweaty hands, whats it matter where the sweat came from?" Well I was beating my face for about 30 mins after he yelled "GET HOT PRIVATE!!!" Point here is balls are well taken care of lol.

kristian 2005-10-19 05:40 PM

Best of luck to you too, Greenie. I didn't notice you have nut problems too!

SirMoby 2005-10-19 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
Too much pussy? :D

How does GG & Jim both have nut troubles at the same time? Isn't it far more common to get infections from putting your dick in something other then pussy? :)

Papi Chulo 2005-10-19 06:08 PM

All this Ball talks got me thinking bout AC/DC's "I've Got Big Balls" Song......

Ahemmm;

I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker


What a song indeed, hope everyone's balls feel better |greenguy|

Greenguy 2005-10-19 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirMoby
How does GG & Jim both have nut troubles at the same time? Isn't it far more common to get infections from putting your dick in something other then pussy? :)

A little sword play never hurt anyone |couch|

Simon 2005-10-19 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy
Not to steal Jim's thunder, but I get to go see the nut doctor today |bananna|

If they decide to send in Jim's big fat smelly guy to shave
your pubes, maybe you can get some pics or videos...
...we have some members who love that stuff. :D

Simon

Cleo 2005-10-19 06:40 PM

Angel is having her nuts lasered in order to permanently get rid of hair down there, her asshole too.


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