Thank God it's Friday
 

Thank the lord for giving us another day

It's Friday?

There is a lord?

Well goddamn that that is some fucking shit!

Now there's somethin' you don't see around here every day. |crazy|

Yeah theres a Lord and if you turn to him and say your sorry he will forgive you. He is a great forgiver.

You fucking got to be kidding…

No lord, no Jesus, no fucking god.

Pope recommended, take two and call Jehovah in the morning,

I had a hunch so I went and checked...

...just as I suspected, there's a full moon within the next few days.

I wonder if MadMax is editing that petition right now. Get ready to vote yea or ney. As usual, I will be voting "cocksucker".

BUTTPLUG THE POPE!

The end is near


and there is a butt plug in it.


Yeah there is a full moon. My Pagan friends are all ready talking about dressing up in funny robes and drumming.

FoxyAngel said I can hang her off a cross and have men dressed as priests go up to her and blow her while she is hanging. I'm thinking that maybe I should add some Pagans in robes drummer in the background too if we do it on a full moon… or if we just use a painted background of a full moon which I guess is really the same thing.

Here mohairsuit have some porn to enjoy

I'll be damned, and I didn't think I'd ever hear talk of porn I'd pay money to see ever again :D

It's still a bit early for that.

a BIT

:D

I waited an hour tonight for a fucking pizza that never got made.... That proves there is no fucking god.

LMAO!!!!!!!! I slept most of the day, and ate dinner late came on here and saw it's Friday? Thought I was more stressed out, thanks for the laugh Cleo that was a riot |thumb

Only a little bit though :D

Looks like somebody left the doors unlocked at the laughing academy |loony|

this thread is useless without |buddy| and a butt plug for the pope

Cleo
although I love you, there are some boundries I wont cross.
Your sig is a disgrace.
there are Christian webmasrers here, I am one,
Though it dosent offend me, well fuck

REPORTED!

Asshat|club|

I think it's a disgrace that millions have been killed in the name of god and millions more have been brain washed in the name of greed and that anyone would use the idea of what is suppose to be the ultimate love of god to molest kids and then cover it up to save their sorry ass’s.

But then the pope is a nazi so that explains all.

|jester|

oh man that's almost as bad as saying there are republican wm here. |jester|

this was a good end of the day laugh.

May the Force be with you!

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You a have right to your beliefs, dude - but it shant infringe on someone's freedom of speech. I'm sure there are plenty of webmasters here who are Christian, but they respect Cleo's right to be lovably offensive, and understand quality entertainment when they see it.

Have you tried to have that surgically removed or at least try a cream?

The cream doesn't remove the christianity. It just soothes the rectal discomfort left by the clergy.

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Then I bet you don't resell this fine little thing.

I'm gonna let this one play out a bit, but only because I see huge entertainment value :D

|haha

I've got Jesus giving the thumbs up to just about everything I do courtesy of GreenGuy & Jim. Even seems to smile while I'm assfucking the little lady while I force her to read the Black Bible.

Be more like |buddy|

And if you're calling Cleo's sig a "disgrace" you'd better get out of here quick before you see much more of what's around here :D

Well I am no bible basher, and I never went to church.
But Cleoes avatar offends me.
Cleo, you are wrong.

How do you know the guy getting blown in that avatar isn't Jesus? I mean, nuns are married to Christ aren't they? You'd think with that many wives the guy could get a fucking blowjob once in a while without some asshat getting pissed about it.

Aren't you waiting for the "second coming" or something? Hell, that pic might just be proof that it's on the way :D

I just figured it out. He's not offendended by a nun sucking off a priest. He's just jealous that the nun has a bigger cock than he.

Every day is the same... There is no love, there is no pain.

Just did the same in UW's thread |thumb

THAT Nun has a bigger dick then many of us :D

Now, THAT's Funny |haha

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Cleo's cute nun sucking cock is one of my favorite avatars on this board, so don't knock it. BTW, there's nothing wrong with Christianity (besides a few wacky beliefs like angels with wings, Moses splitting the sea (though I like that one), and the world built in 7 days).

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"Are not five sparrows sold for two cents? And yet not one of them is forgotten before God. "Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear; you are of more value than many sparrows."

"He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous."

"What man among you, if he has a hundred sheep and has lost one of them, does not leave the ninety-nine in the open pasture, and go after the one which is lost, until he finds it? "And when he has found it, he lays it on his shoulders, rejoicing. "And when he comes home, he calls together his friends and his neighbors, saying to them, 'Rejoice with me, for I have found my sheep which was lost!' "I tell you that in the same way, there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents, than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance. "

"One day an expert on Moses' laws came to test Jesus' orthodoxy by asking him this question: "Teacher, what does a man need to do to live forever in heaven?" Jesus replied, "What does Moses' law say about it?" "It says," he replied, "that you must love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your strength, and with all your mind. And you must love your neighbor just as much as you love yourself." "Right!" Jesus told him. "Do this and you shall live!" The man wanted to justify (his lack of love for some kinds of people), so he asked, "Which neighbors?" Jesus replied with an illustration: "A Jew going on a trip from Jerusalem to Jericho was attacked by bandits. They stripped him of his clothes and money, and beat him up and left him lying half dead beside the road. "By chance a Jewish priest came along; and when he saw the man lying there, he crossed to the other side of the road and passed him by. A Jewish Temple-assistant walked over and looked at him lying there, but then went on. "But a despised Samaritan came along, and when he saw him, he felt deep pity. Kneeling beside him the Samaritan soothed his wounds with medicine and bandaged them. Then he put the man on his donkey and walked along beside him till they came to an inn, where he nursed him through the night. The next day he handed the innkeeper two twenty-dollar bills and told him to take care of the man. 'If his bill runs higher than that,' he said, 'I'll pay the difference the next time I am here.' "Now which of these three would you say was a neighbor to the bandits' victim?" The man replied, "The one who showed him some pity." Then Jesus said, "Yes, now go and do the same."

Just caught up on 3 days (7 pages) of posts.... dammit I missed you folks :D

has this asshat not already exprired?

Alex

So Im an ass hat now Alex