name a niche that you just DO NOT get
 

What niche seems so foreign to you that maybe you think the online adult webmaster community simply made it up?

I know there must be many. I'm going to hold off and see if the ones I am thinking of "pop" up.



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Humiliating the females/models.

I know its "staged" but I see nothing sexy about making a girl/model puke but shoving my cock down their throats.

There's a big difference between what I don't get & what I think the online community made up.

I don't get gay or shemale or pissing or costumes or really big fake tits...the list goes on. But I do understand that my personal preference differ from everyone else's, so who the fuck cares :D

Torn - some females do enjoy gagging & puking :)

Never once said there wasn’t anyone who didn’t get into it, I just said I don’t "get it"

I get why some people enjoy that. I have a female "family member" that loves to be humiliated. While I find it disturbing, I don't feel less about her because she likes it.

I get most things except one...baloons :)

scat

oh gawd i almost thought about it and puked myself

"cum on the face" Like i understand the concept behind it because online/dvd once cannot get the sense of uh hmm "urgency" but in reality i know of NO man who would ever pull out to deliver his load on a face.

i also do not understand the big objects up the cootchie or anus.. i mean i thought the idea was "tighter" not "drive a tanker thru it"

scat
pee
squirting
crush
and the list goes on...

blowjob in a dirty toilet...............drinking cum from different men out of a cup...oh having cum on your sandwich for breakfast..........stu<----stomach is turning around thinking of the sandwich and a tons of niches more |barf| heheh you must love the editing option

one thing i did learn in this bizz about niches, dont review while you eat breakfast...it has ruin my breakfast many times|shocking|

Here ya go |barf| . . . enjoy |boobies|

My reply was more towards your "staged" comment :)

hehehe thanks Surfn, i think its time for my bed now, 10:56 here and i probably dont see very well anymore:D

That was in reference to there’s no doubt in my mind the model is aware of the plan to do it, so yes, it is staged.

If it wasn’t staged then there would be a serious problem, kind of like the recent drama going on elsewhere.

Hell it is all staged. When did you ever run into a man bouncing on a ballon beating his meat?

Love you Emma, but I don't get it. However, you keep taking the checks to the bank.

The one I was originally thinking of did come up.
Relatively quick as well. But the hint was in the original post so maybe I was controlling Jim's mind.

That does lead into Chop's post that it's all staged.

I just don't agree with your "staged" comment because, if the model enjoys it, her reactions are probably not staged.

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Side note - can Evil Chris come back & explain the meaning of his question so that we don't have another CCBill/NATS type thread where the thread takes a turn because no one knew how to interpret the question?

Is it "what niches do you not understand?" or "what niches to you think the porn industry made up?"

What don't I get?
The list is so long perhaps I should just stick to what I DO get LOL

I know that ass to mouth is definitely in the realm of "blerk!" I also suspect that it's a sex act that was made up by the porn industry.

I'm with DocHolly on facials and "drive a tanker through it" LOL

I should also say that I don't get why so much porn, especially the reality type, has to be about degredation of the woman/tricking her into sex/cruelty. And by that I mean, why is it out of all proportion to the population of women who are into that stuff. Are there really that many angry, lonely guys out there who get turned on by seeing women treated badly?

OK - just saying what I don't get here.

Just think about all those poor guys in the femdom & "female does male with strapon" sites :D

I don't think the guys getting pegged object to the experience - they're always willing victims. Unless you can point me to a "reality" site where unsuspecting guys are picked up off the street, convinced to bend over and take a strapon up the arse, they don't get an orgasm and then they're thrown out of the van while the chicks drive away laughing?

And even if there was, I wouldn't "get" that either.

Edit: I should clarify: I'm talking about how the fantasy of sex is depicted, not the reality, where all the models are consenting.

My bad - I missed the "reality" part of your post. But, now that I think aobut it, isn't there a Man Hunter site or something like that? Or that Brandi Belle site where she's comparing the cocks of male strangers?

Who cares! It's all so far from reality that it makes me feel stupid for promoting it :D

The Manhunter site has elements of trickery but it's still about getting the guys off:
"Imagine going about your daily life, then out of nowhere you are attacked by two of the hottest babes you have ever seen, whose only intent is to fuck and suck you better than anything you have ever experienced!"

Those are the ones you take home for mom to meet? |thumb

From the few men I know who're able to talk about this stuff with me? Yes. They're all paying customers too... I think that encourages production.

I came across a site about Farting once.. The webmistress was canning her farts and selling them for 20 bucks a jar |banghead| that I just do not understand

I guess its a niche but anyone who promo's it is just an asshole. Animals. Never understood that, and what I have seen makes me angry.

gyno. why why why??

let's leave something shrouded in mystery for cryin out loud

My list is far too long...if I mentioned them all, I'd probably be labeled a prude :D

However, I will go along with others on the degradation of women. Throat fucking til she pukes...giving bitches what they deserve...etc.

I love sex, but I always thought it should be fun for both (or more) parties involved.

No one? Or just GreenGuy?

What's to explain? What niche is so absurd that it looks made up? Feel free to add your own personal opinions of other weird niches as well.

You didn't like the Affiliate Program Growth thread?

Ballons

Chris answer the damn question. What is the point of this thread?

Of course if I lived in Montreal, I too might not have the balls to come to the point and say "I find the ballon niche absurd".

Spent time getting the |popcorn| ready and she did not show up. Did a ballon malfunction today?

A combination of the 2 - now it makes complete sense :)

I'm just being picky about the way that one was presented (as well as the way the thread turned)

I live in NY and I find the ballon niche absurd

and I live in the real Ny not the upstate part with the rednecks

I don't live in Upstate New York either, you Long Island pussy boy.

How's traffic on the LIE these days?

I wouldnt know I have no life so I almost never leave the house

Hows the cows and chickens doin these days ??

no offense but when you go to the store to buy milk and on the way to the store you pass a bunch of cows
your a hick who lives in the styks |jester|

you guys are picky picky picky! :)

Don't think just cuz I've seen the inside of ya I'm not gonna be curious for more! |thumb

Bukkake is fucking nasty, I don't even really understand what's sexy about facials, or anal sex for that matter ( that's the POOPER, you know ).. also anything involving pee, scat, animals, etc. etc... Made up shit / just plain 'wtf?' - balloons, furries, infantilism, breath play shit, nasty ass menstruation shit, etc. I'm w/ Mr. Yum.. bout as prude as they come.

I live in the real Upstate NY; I pass cows, horses, pigs, dead skunks, and all that shit all of the time - and I know how to spell balloon.

And for the record - I don't think men fucking balloons is any more absurd than putting braces on a 20-something year old chick and dredging for pedos who are only surfing the net because they got chased out of the playground by a mob of angry moms.

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Damn, furry Useless, are you singing April Rain tonight?