Happy Sultry Sleepy Saturday
 

Been a long time since I've been up before the sun. |crazy|
It's dark out so either the sun has died, I'm dead or it's just really fucking early.

Will be in school all day today and tomorrow to get in my 14 hours of state mandated ongoing education for a license that I hold.

Fuck it's early |shocking|

Morning all,

Went to a wedding yesterday and got back at 5am which is a pretty decent hour. Woke up at 11am so 6 hours of sleep should get me through the day.

Going to see the animation movie "Over The Hedge" in half an hour. It's an avant premiere or something like that. Got invited by 3 chicks, happy happy joy joy. :)

Also I made my first blog sale today. A dazzling $11.47 from Lorsha's site. Reffering URL: http://www.pornomagnet.com/2006/06/01/lorshas-site.html
Another mile pole reached :)

Good Morning. Up early today too and off to the golf course shortly. Suppose to be a beautiful weekend so I plan to enjoy before going away all of next week. Well that and finishing 10% of the work I wanted to get done before I leave. LOL

Have a good one all. :)

Is that the license to shoot trannies? |couch|

Morning Everyone |waves|

Going to a birthday party for the daughter of a couple I went to high school with, but 1st I need to find some crap to stuff in my suitcase for Vegas on Tuesday |bananna|

Good Morning
Our water heater kind of blew up last night. I have been watching the inlet and outlet pipes kind of deform since the flooding wondering what the hell was doing it. Well, last night, it went boom :) I was able to shut it off in time but, I still need to change it today. In the day, I could change one in 15 mins. I suspect it might take me a little longer today :)

Tennis, shopping, and sell some porn today. Have a good one! |thumb

Good morning world |waves|

I hoped for a sunny weekend but it looks like it's going to do that overcast and rainy thing instead. Still have some errands to run but then I'll probably just dig in here and get some work done.

Wishing everyone a good weekend.

:)

Morning! I'm up early but I fell asleep at 11pm last night so feel very rested today.

Last night at dinner was a riot! My grandson who is 3 is all of a sudden having a hard time to pronounce t's. He was talking to his grandpa about his truck. He said papa I like your new fuck, it's a blue fuck and it's a nice fuck. We were trying to hold our laughs in, then my daughter asked him to say trucking nerd. That's when we lost it when he said papa your a fucking nerd....:D

Enjoy your weekend all!

Good Morning All :)

Nice work, Fonz |thumb Too bad the Lorsha-bot didn't read the whole thread when she stopped in for her morning hello. |shocking|

Have I mentioned that my wife wants to knock our house down and build a new house here? Which one of you is giving her drugs? Bastards! If I was going to build a new house - it wouldn't fucking be HERE.

I have to go to my parent's house today and install a bathroom vanity and sink. Oh fucking joy.

Hope you all make at least one sale today. |thumb

Good Morning Everyone!

Have fun at school Cleo.

Over The Hedge, good movie. Not as funny as I thought it would be but its a good movie nonetheless.

Lorsha-bot ... hahahaha thats a good one!

Have a great day!

Morning.. |roses| I was up late last night...Took the RugDawg to 2 movies yesterday back to back and we've seen both of them already but it was one of those.. did i really see what i think i saw and since nothing else was out that really cranked my tractor..

I felt that on both of them were like having chinese..after the credits you were kind of full but by the time you got to the car you wanted more..actually a conclusion not a dangling participle. But I guess that's what sequels are made of.

Johnny Depp is cute .. and i'd fuck Frank Langella in a Gotham minute.

My biggest event for today is OTB!! |roses| and for the newbies on here it should be YOUR big event too... *wagging finger*

|jester| She walks! She talks! She gets cum on her face!! she's the Lorsha bot!! For only 19.95 she can be yours..does not cum with ken or any accessories seen here.

have a good one!! |thumb

Mornin all |waves|

Ahhh, the weekend has finally arrived...the usual porn slingin, but some fun stuff later too :D

Have a great day everyone!

Good morning to all |waves|
Finally done with my contract work |bananna|
Of course the last day my comute doubled to that office doubled both damn ways. Car broken down on a bridge going there and then the same damn bridge was shut down on the way home so I had to drive the long way around. |banghead|
Back to flinging adult and painting the damn house. Good times!

Good morning all |waves|

Question of the day. What happens when you feed 480vac to a size00 starter with a coil voltage rated at 120vac? |shocking|

Answer: I get a call at 8:30am to replace it. Boy is that gonna cost’em :D

Yes and after I complete this course I'll be allowed to shoot all three sexes.

Wow do I hate sitting in this class and the instructor made me put my laptop away in class.

On the plus side lunch at the hotel is actually pretty good.

all electronic devices are powered by magic smoke. when that smoke escapes, the device no longer works.

working on a few projects that a client let sit dormant for 9 months that they decided it was time to finish...... today. :)

Our normal forcast for this part of the year, partly sunny, chance of rain. Last night we had the 80% raindrops. Today I bet we only get the 40% raindrops.

Good day everyone!
It is hot here and stormy and the power is coming and going and hard to breathe with this canule in my windpipe... plus I switched to a much slower and not so much cheaper adsl so my connection is wobbly but June sucked sales wise so I don't mind it too much.
Let's hope July will be better :D

Thanks for the laugh hon :D I just imagined Stu fishing all weekend and using her hubby and/or kids as bait when they want something from her. You too always make me laugh together with UW of course.
|thumb |roses| :D

What are you smoking Chris? or is that some magic mushroom? |loony|

You are spoiling your clients... |jester|

good afternoon everyone |waves|

another damn lazy day. too bad I don't have the income to support this lifestyle :D

thanks for the laughs, I'll be back here at midnite lol

have a great day!
:)

I never realized that joints are electric |potleaf|

Wow this is fucking boring! Just spent two hours listening to a lawyer talking about himself and how great he is. Only a few more hours to go. Maybe less as I heard that we would be let out early today.

Going to enjoy some of that magic smoke on the way home. |potleaf|

|potleaf| and UFC 61 tonight, nothing better than grown men beating the hell outta each other inside a cage |thumb

Fuck it feels good to be home.
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Thanks everyone, I needed the laughs. Cleo, glad you survived and made it home.

I'm just working on some porn, and glad I'm indoors. Looking like it is going to rain any second outdoors, have had a lot of dry lightening the past few days. Saw in the paper that the nevada test site has a huge wildfire from dry lightening, fortunately not in the areas with the radioactive fallout. Wonder what the hell they would do if it was? Let it burn? wear special suits? glow in the dark?

and i thought that green glow coming from North Las Vegas was everyone in prep for the arrival of the mighty |greenguy| one.

I did snap off some pics when I got home of my backyard to throw in my blog before the rain started.

Including this close-up. :)

I ended up stuck at work for way too many hours today. Now I have sock and shorts tanlines and my face is sunburnt :(

Pics?

Not until i crisp the rest of myself to match.. from what Holly has told me of the weather in Vegas, it shouldn't take me but an hour or two while I'm there next week |loony|

But we wanted to see the farmer tan

That sunflower pic is cool Cleo. I wish I'd of planted sunflowers in my garden this year, I just love the looks of the flowers so much. :) I think it is too late now with the heat.

Well I think they are burning fires in your honor, the sky is full of smoke today. The heavens full of thunder and lightening. It is the apocolypse...oh wait, it is just Vegas getting ready for |greenguy|. :D