This Board Needs More Bullshit!
 

Yes folks, you are hearing it from one of the most critical cocksuckers here: I think this board needs more pointless chit chat threads. Newbies tend to post jokes and bullshit, but veteran members hardly ever create a non-business thread to strike up pointless conversation or get opinions on everyday topics. I (at least partially) blame my own strong criticism of almost anything which is non-business. Who the hell am I anyway?

What do you think, fuckers?

Sig spot

I could post more pics of my cats

I think I was about to start a thread on my local CBS affiliate's agreement with Time Warner cable running out at midnight tonight & how I'm glad I have a 1952 antenna on my roof & can watch the Bills game on Sunday.

But now I think I'll just go eat breakfast & not start a thread.

What do you think about that, fucker?!?!

You should post pics of your antenna.

Loser!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
LANGUAGE!

i can nag and nag and talk about my evil painting job (oh wait i do that already , in the morning thread:D) or i just could post pics of myself doing the painting job in da house naked....yeah right|boobies|

Now where is that Fail Dozer smiley |nahnah|

PICS, WE NEED PICS! |thumb

You Little Perverted Lady|boobies|

I heard Sarah Palin was trying to get some foreign policy experience before the debate tonight. She's going to a Mexican Restaurant for lunch!

The bailout deal!

Is that enough bullshit?

I am ready to activate the ability to post pictures. :)

Ah so then i can post my old looking livingroom for already 9 years in colors green and yellow (heay heay looks evil colors but it realy looked great!|fuckyou| all, who thinks not!) and the new one, in terra and creme! (need to buy new couch and lamps too, all are in green:D) now that would be a bullshit post of me (althought now i think of it, most of the time i post bullshit:D)

ENGLISH!

It even has the little motor so I can make it spin |nahnah|

This board is so well moderated, I don't think being able to post images in posts would become a problem. So many people lurk here and never post. I really think that having a flow of light-hearted or jackassery threads would allow those people to become involved without having to risk an argument of opinions in business threads. It seems to work well for other boards that don't appear to have any standards at all.

You've no idea how many times I have wanted to post something silly that I've stumbled upon, but didn't because I've been so harsh to others that it would have proven how two-faced I am. :D

I just want to see a pic of your husband trapped at the top of freshly painted stairs. |loony|

If you get the right tattoo you can be as two-faced as you like...

Since this thread is "Useless", here you go, my Useless post. |bananna|
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Another vote for inline pics. |thumb

whahahahaha yeah that pic is burned on my brains forever....btw he is still pissed about that issue....probably means no sex for me the next 100 years..:D

google cow is shitting flies too (dutch cows dont do that:D), or is it fly's...who cares the cow is shitting them too:D

I am in complete agreement with you, my friend. There are a lot of ways to allow this and still have the standards we "love".

I'll shoot to Buffalo, give Greenie a quick blowjob and I'm sure he will see the light. :)

To much info:D

Wow second page sig spot lol :) Just kidding Greenie |smooch|

So you want some jackassery huh?

I do like the posting pics idea :)

See, lots of BS posts in this thread, but no one bothered starting a new thread for their BS as requested by the OP.

So will the pics of this be the first pics posted?

They're lazy!
BTW, I hope that didn't make it sound like I was implying that only veterans should post nonsense, because that's not at all what I meant. I think everyone should (except carol.prime |whisper|) post relaxed topics until |greenguy| loses his mind searching for the morning thread.

I just don't want to sit here & wait for hotlinked images to load & have broken images & all the crap that comes with spammers that make their threads look fancy with pics of their content or screen cap of their tour...no |bullshit|

Now, if Sparky could set it up so that only certain people could post in-line images......

Maybe make it so that only people with a certain amount of posts can post pics.

What's Orange and invisible?











An Invisible Orange

|couch|

It was a toss up between this tattoo or 'I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER PUSSY AS LONG AS I LIVE' written on his back.For a second there I thought 'Hey! That guy's going bald!' then realized nawww.....he just has a picture of a face on his head,thats all.He's just Kooky!|loony|

Can we go back to shutting the fuck up now?|jester|

Does something invisible have a color?

Does the light in your fridge really go out when you close the door?

Is Schrödinger's cat really both alive and dead?

Does a tree falling make a sound if no one can hear it?

Do bears really shit in the woods?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? |bananna|

Well if you figure this out - then maybe

"These attributes satirize the contradictions in properties that some attribute to a theistic deity;[2] this makes her a common rhetorical illustration used by atheists and other religious skeptics."

Taken from (this) - but to me it may as well be written in French |huh

That is very interesting... and weird - I like it

Hmm does that mean Greenie is a premature ejaculator or are you just that good Jim? |couch|


As far as inline pics, I think its a good idea..and Useless I think it would be OK to change your ways and just chalk it up to getting soft in your old age |nahnah|

And something to ponder you selfish sinners...every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

I usually blow my load as soon as Jim pulls in the driveway.

That's clarified in the following paragraph:
Soft, huh?
Now where did I put that machete...