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lorsha 2008-11-14 11:32 AM

I am diversifying - lorshafantasy.com is born
 
Las Vegas has been in an absolute blast for the first month here. Traffic is horrible as I heard it would be, but only when I have to venture away from home. Locally it is not bad at all. Have been to a few parties and clubs. I almost forgot what fun was living in upstate NY for so long. |jester|

I launched lorshafantasy.com last week, and it has exceeded my wildest expectations. It is going to be keeping me very busy.

Let me know what you think. |bananna|

Useless 2008-11-14 11:45 AM

Elite Porn Star? |lol|

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=48446

Ramster 2008-11-14 11:53 AM

I'm not so sure I'd use the wording Elite Pornstars but I do like the site. What do YOUR regular members like about your site? Likely that you're more of a Milf Next Door maybe? I don't know, only asking. I'd push that and still push porn star but go with internet pornstar or something.

Bobc01 2008-11-14 12:06 PM

Elite pornstar?

Wouldn't that make every $5 hooker elite? |huh

Preacher 2008-11-14 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramster (Post 428984)
...go with internet pornstar or something.

I totally agree. When someone says "elite pornstar" I think more along the lines of Gina Lynn, Ashlynn Brooke, Jesse Jane, etc...

I guess it doesn't really matter what we say, because I don't think that escort site will have an affiliate program so we're not going be pushing traffic to it.

That's a good idea though, you should set up an affiliate program, because I would love to get a check for 50% of $5000.

papagmp 2008-11-14 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 428988)
I totally agree. When someone says "elite pornstar" I think more along the lines of Gina Lynn, Ashlynn Brooke, Jesse Jane, etc...

I guess it doesn't really matter what we say, because I don't think that escort site will have an affiliate program so we're not going be pushing traffic to it.

That's a good idea though, you should set up an affiliate program, because I would love to get a check for 50% of $5000.

Naaa - she ain't here for the affiliate program - she just wants to give you a chance to book early for Vegas next month. Be sure to take pictures for Useless |jester|

lorsha 2008-11-14 01:43 PM

Actually ... your all right. I worded that a bit incorrectly. I really meant it to read as elite escort since my rates are higher. And with the current wording does it make sound off. Thanks for the feedback. I'll make a change on that. |waves|

lorsha 2008-11-14 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 428988)
I totally agree. When someone says "elite pornstar" I think more along the lines of Gina Lynn, Ashlynn Brooke, Jesse Jane, etc...

I guess it doesn't really matter what we say, because I don't think that escort site will have an affiliate program so we're not going be pushing traffic to it.

That's a good idea though, you should set up an affiliate program, because I would love to get a check for 50% of $5000.

If only ... I have thought about how I could turn it into an affiliate program. But since the majority will be cash sales, there is just no way. |huh

Toby 2008-11-14 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorsha (Post 428995)
...the majority will be cash sales...

No doubt, given the questionable legality. Unless the law has changed in Clark County?

lorsha 2008-11-14 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 428996)
No doubt, given the questionable legality. Unless the law has changed in Clark County?

No, same laws apply here. No changes Toby.

Useless 2008-11-14 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorsha (Post 429002)
No, same laws apply here. No changes Toby.

Why have you decided to advertise your prostitution scheme here instead of Craig's List like everyone else? Are you looking for someone to congratulate you on your venture into whoredom?

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...ad.php?t=48446

Greenguy 2008-11-14 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 428981)
Elite Porn Star? |lol|

Best use of the smiley digifan sent over yet |thumb

Greenguy 2008-11-14 04:03 PM

Lorsha - if you're disappointed with me, say so here & not via PM.

I'm not going to apologize for my post - it was a funny fucking line & I stand by my reply.

Everyone gets picked on here - if your feelings keep getting hurt, maybe you need to go find another board.

lorsha 2008-11-14 04:07 PM

Wow. The bully wins. That should make him happy.

Point taken.

Toby 2008-11-14 04:12 PM

You come here and announce that you've decided to become a high price call girl and expect everyone to be all warm and fuzzy about it? Give me a fuckin' break.

There is no such thing as a $500/hr whore, just $500/hr johns.

Bobc01 2008-11-14 04:21 PM

I'm struggling to work out what sort of retard would pay $5k for a night with a walking DNA database.

I have a site full of sluts that would escort anyone into hell for the price of a beer.

Greenguy 2008-11-14 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorsha (Post 429014)
Wow. The bully wins. That should make him happy.

Point taken.

I don't think you did take the point. Stand up for yourself & don't cry to others when you think you're getting picked on!

Also, the prostitute aspect of all this means nothing to me - who am I to judge anyone. I simply thought that Useless's reply was, as always, brilliant.

docholly 2008-11-14 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobc01 (Post 429016)
I'm struggling to work out what sort of retard would pay $5k for a night with a walking DNA database.

A hooker in Vegas.. what a novel idea!! |crazy|

Given the abundance of fresh (read young) tight ass available here in Vegas @ 100.00/hr, comrade..it probably more like 5K per YEAR.

I heard Eros has a special section for the over 30s.

Cleo 2008-11-14 05:48 PM

Not really sure what Lorsha expects but it seems to me that at most she has been teased a little while being accepted on this board.

You need some pretty think skin to be a hooker and you need some pretty thick skin to be in porn.

Lorsha if you think that a little razzing from UW is bad just wait until you read on the hooker review boards what your tricks say about you.

Useless 2008-11-14 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorsha (Post 429014)
Wow. The bully wins.

You're right. Ramster never should have treated you that way. :D
Quote:

Originally Posted by lorsha (Post 429014)
That should make him happy.

I assume, once again, that you mean MOI. And no, it doesn't make me happy. I'd be happier if you continued posting, making an ass of yourself amongst a handful of people who appear to think of you as a joke due to your bizarrely grandiose self-perceptions, and giving me the occasional opportunity to step in, mock you, and step right back out. Believe it or not, I never hunted for your posts, never woke up in the morning thinking of ways to insult you, never EVER planned on forcing you off the board.

Though I've almost always considered you to be a dimwit, I didn't dislike you until, out of the blue, you posted that you were leaving the board. Besides the few who were mildly entertained, everyone else was wondering what the hell you were upset about. You perceived my very few pokes at you, which were spread out over time, to be some sort of extreme aggression or bullying tactics. Frankly, that shocks me. You aren't exactly the prettiest girl in the room, so I'd be surprised if everyone has always treated you like a delicate princess.

Perhaps you prefer the surfmasters on GFY where you can proclaim that you're the Cum Queen and everyone will praise you because those unwashed zoo animals suddenly become puppies around chicks who they know put out. Of course, if they took you seriously, if they thought of you as anything more than someone willing to screw for cash, they wouldn't treat you like that. They'd be just as abusive with you as they are with everyone else, which is a lot more than I've ever been to you -- and they'd let you know, in no uncertain terms, that you are most definitely not the Cum Queen. Not that that is a wonderful aspiration anyway. (If you want to argue that point, I can show you clips of a hot young pornstar HAPPILY slurping an anal creampie out of another chick's well-fucked asshole.)

Frankly, I have no issue at all with prostitution, other than it sets a bad precedent for adult performers to admit that they do it because it gives fuel to the anti-porn agenda which often argues that pornography is nothing more than the filming of prostituted acts. If a woman, or a man, wants to kneel in the filth of a back alley and suck a stranger's grungy cock for $15, I could not possibly care less.

Preacher 2008-11-14 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp (Post 428989)
Naaa - she ain't here for the affiliate program - she just wants to give you a chance to book early for Vegas next month. Be sure to take pictures for Useless |jester|

I had thought about that, because with the 6 guys for $5k package it gets the price down considerably if we all chip in. |party

Bobc01 2008-11-14 06:57 PM

Have yer got an Epass account UW, i'll send that $15 i owe you.|blowjob|

NY Jester 2008-11-14 10:11 PM

Yeah, I don't see where the poking is unruly or even out of hand. I have read the board and have seen a helluva lot more grief given over blind links than I have any comments ever made prior to the initial exodus. I have to agree, to be in porn you have to be open to criticism, and to be honest, to be in the "service" orientated set of call girl, well the skin has to be twice as thick.

pc 2008-11-14 11:23 PM

I don't think that this thread is bizzare like this one but few last weeks here was very .... original ?

Star Man 2008-11-15 01:17 AM

From her site:

Quote:

Dinner & Helicopter tour of strip at night - 4 hours

After dinner we will be sipping champagne together as we prepare for our adventure together, aboard a luxury jet helicopter for our nighttime tour of the Vegas strip! If your a photo buff, be sure to bring your nighttime film. Then perhaps a sensuous massage is calling your name, and by now you just know that your Porn Star Lorsha Experience is right around the corner ...$1800
Do I have to pay for the helicopter too? |tomato|

Cleo 2008-11-15 09:03 AM

Wonder if she will be offering family discount plans for mom, dad, grandparents, children over 18, family dog and cat, etc?

LD 2008-11-15 09:24 AM

I am reminded how economical jerking off is.

stuveltje 2008-11-15 10:41 AM

one thing is good in this thread......UW's avatar......i cant stop laughing:D|thumb

ladydesigner 2008-11-15 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stuveltje (Post 429083)
one thing is good in this thread......UW's avatar......i cant stop laughing:D|thumb

Has anybody seen his submit page (on perve space)?! |lol|

MeatPounder 2008-11-15 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stuveltje (Post 429083)
one thing is good in this thread......UW's avatar......i cant stop laughing:D|thumb


ROFLMFAO!

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...26&postcount=7

Useless 2008-11-15 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatPounder (Post 429126)

Damn! That's a strange find. |thumb
Quote:

Originally Posted by ladydesigner (Post 429113)
Has anybody seen his submit page (on perve space)?! |lol|

That pic was from Emerald and BlueBrit's Buffalo wedding. (jayMan becomes amorous near chicken suits.)
The other photos within the submission area are from a Halloween party.

Toby 2008-11-15 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 429127)
The other photos within the submission area are from a Halloween party.

Hmm, on thumb pg 4 - "Let me tell you about a friend named Toby."

She never called dammit. WTF did you tell her? |cry|

pc 2008-11-15 02:11 PM

|pokefun|lol at juno pic.

Useless 2008-11-15 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 429130)
Hmm, on thumb pg 4 - "Let me tell you about a friend named Toby."

She never called dammit. WTF did you tell her? |cry|

Only that I know a guy who would really appreciate the way she was dressed. ;)

NY Jester 2008-11-15 09:22 PM

JayMan looks like he's using the Jedi mind trick. But I remember that day..it was more like a Mind Eraser!

Toby 2008-11-15 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY Jester (Post 429173)
...it was more like a Mind Eraser!

That's what the tequila was for.

docholly 2008-11-16 01:04 AM

College Girls for $69.00 I still think 5K must be yearly.

John-ACWM 2008-11-16 09:54 AM

Thumbs up
 
Your site looks great,you look great,and like in Vegas sounds dreamy.I hope I will visit Vegas one day.Keep up the good work!

NY Jester 2008-11-16 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 429175)
That's what the tequila was for.

I thought it was tomato juice with a Cabo chaser |bananna|


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