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NY Jester 2009-01-27 08:35 AM

Good Tuesday Morning
 
Hey everyone...seems everyone is sleeping in today. Thats OK too. Just wanted to say hello. Im up and waiting for the cable guy - scheduled to be here between Noon and July 1st |banghead| well, OK not July 1st but you know how the scheduling goes.

So I'll be plugging away this AM.

Have a good one all. Be productive, safe and profitable. |thumb

Cleo 2009-01-27 08:41 AM

I'm free... called the doctor yesterday to find out what time I should come in to get de-tubed today and he asked me if I wanted to do it myself so I did twelve hours early.

Celebrating not being connected to anything by taking my fat ass to the gym and then just another mundane day of work planned.

Fonz 2009-01-27 08:42 AM

Good morning,

Back early from the offline job today. Time to catch up on some stuff that I'm behind on.
Going snowboarding later tonight at world's biggest indoor ski resort in Landgraaf (Stu's country) with a bunch of friends. It has almost been a year since I stood on a board. Let's break something :)

Have a good one all!

Toby 2009-01-27 08:45 AM

Mornin' y'all,

|coffee is on, help yourself...

ponygirl 2009-01-27 08:47 AM

good morning everyone |waves|

just headed over to the chat room, hoping to get some work done today!

have a great one
:)

MrMaryLou 2009-01-27 08:54 AM

Good Morning All :)

T Pat 2009-01-27 09:19 AM

Mornin All

Ramster 2009-01-27 09:31 AM

Good Morning

More work today and will be watching the hockey game tonight on TV.

lazzlo 2009-01-27 09:34 AM

Good morning, I will work today and then play COD!

RedCherry 2009-01-27 09:49 AM

Morning all. Still waking up. :) Just staying indoors where it is toasty and working on porn today planned. Oh and doing something really nice to errr for, yea for MadHatter for his birthday. |smooch|

JackDaniel's 2009-01-27 09:50 AM

Good Morning Everyone |waves|

ArtWilliams 2009-01-27 09:59 AM

Today is Biggest Loser / American Idol day. Fuck, what has my life become?

Have a great day everyone!

balls_deep 2009-01-27 10:16 AM

good morning everyone.

Ill be updating my blogs and doing some general catch up today. Preparing to kick ass at the pool match tonight.

Coffee is on

MeatPounder 2009-01-27 10:33 AM

Morning, god I hate that word ;)
Been up since 7 after 4 hrs sleep cause I had to pick up my 9 mos old beagle puppy from the emergency hospitol and then to his vet for a followup.
Had a scary night with him as he overdosed on Albutryl after getting at my secretary's inhaler. They finally got his heart rate and blood pressure down keeping him sedated and on iv all night...luckilly no permanent damage to the heart or anything from the hyper tension...a 250 heartbeat is NOT good for a puppy :(

Damn, 7 nights in Vegas was a hell of alot cheaper then his one emergency overnight ;)

sue-fl 2009-01-27 10:37 AM

Morning!

Glad your free Cleo! Didn't that hurt to pull them out yourself?

In front of my house I have all of my granddaughters baby equipment, and there is a lot of it. We are donating it to a local home for mom's and their babies. Wish they would hurry up and come get it as we have people stopping thinking it's a yard sale |banghead|

Other than waiting work is all I'm doing today.

Meatpounder how sad about your puppy hope all goes well |thumb

Have a great day all |thumb

Preacher 2009-01-27 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo (Post 438395)
I'm free... called the doctor yesterday to find out what time I should come in to get de-tubed today and he asked me if I wanted to do it myself so I did twelve hours early.

You just made me shiver, literally. |barf|

Well, I finally caught the cold the rest of the family had last week and last night was when it brought on the fever and horrible aches and whatnot. Feeling better today but I'll be coughing up stuff all day.

I'm sending all the kids off to school today for the first time in more than a week, that means I should be able get a few things done today. |thumb

Cleo 2009-01-27 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 438433)
You just made me shiver, literally. |barf|

It wasn't too bad although it did feel really fucking strange as I was pulling the tube out. I walked into my garage naked, opened the trash dumpster, pulled out the tube still connected to the collection bag and threw it into the dumpster. If I knew the address of a fucker that shot me ten years ago I would have mailed it to them still full of nasties.

MeatPounder 2009-01-27 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo (Post 438437)
it did feel really fucking strange as I was pulling the tube out.

Damn I can imagine that, I've yanked quite a few of my own stitches through the years, and that always was a weird feeling, a tube must have felt really weird

wachia 2009-01-27 12:04 PM

I was here leaving a message for someone so I might as well say hello!

So Hi there everyone! I do know a few of you.

Tekster 2009-01-27 12:09 PM

Good Morning,

Got up about 2 am today and got a bit of work done, then I took a 2 hrs nap and now I am back at it, trying to catch up with the last couple of wasted weeks.

Greenguy 2009-01-27 12:17 PM

Good Tuesday Peoples |waves|

I've actually been awake since 6:30, but I had to go to the dentist to get impressions done so that I can get one of those sleep apnea mouth guards that's supposed to hold my lower jaw forward, thus spreading the throat fat & opening my airway.

I've got a bunch of Netflix movies coming in today, so I might call it quits as soon as the Femailman shows up.

Quote:

Originally Posted by artwilliams (Post 438423)
Today is Biggest Loser / American Idol day. Fuck, what has my life become?...

|lol|

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo (Post 438437)
It wasn't too bad although it did feel really fucking strange as I was pulling the tube out...

Was the midget over again?

Cleo 2009-01-27 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenie (Post 438454)
Was the midget over again?

It has been some years since I shoved a garden hose up a dwarf's ass but it is a memory that lasts a lifetime without needing to be repeated.

JustRobert 2009-01-27 12:26 PM

Good Morning :)
24 hrs with no internet as they worked on an issue to get my speed where it should be. So far so good and it is quite a bit faster than what I am use to :D

I felt like a junkie yesterday constantly looking at the lights on the box praying for the red one to turn green as if I needed a fix, LOL.

smutguy 2009-01-27 12:43 PM

Good morning everyone.. I woke up to a nice snow storm this morning...

I have a full day of playing with tgpx and going to school..

Good to see wachia and lazzlo posting here too
|waves|

Jim 2009-01-27 01:05 PM

Damn, good afternoon :)
I have actually been around but just dealing with some business. I think this is the latest I have ever posted. :)

bDok 2009-01-27 02:27 PM

Good morning. Working away on a bunch of projects. It's taken me forever to actually finish typing in this morning thread as my IM is blowing up and I've been on the phone off and on for about 2 hours on stuff. Ugh. Just want to actually get some work done.

Last night I watched 24. Then I was sad to see that csi miami wasn't a new one. I guess later today once I get some actual work done I'll be watching the show Fringe to catch up. Then it will be back to work on projects.

Have a good one everyone.

cd34 2009-01-27 02:28 PM

late night last night, early morning, late night planned this evening with an early morning ahead. Life forces one into polyphasic sleep.. haha

Not much other than the usual stuff going on today....

Hope everyone has a good Tuesday.

Preacher 2009-01-27 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cleo (Post 438437)
It wasn't too bad although it did feel really fucking strange as I was pulling the tube out.

After I had surgery, they pulled my tube out and it didn't hurt but became extremely hot and then piss went everywhere -- much to the surprise of the dotor. There's no way I could do that myself.

terry 2009-01-27 07:47 PM

Happy Tuesday Everyone!

Time is just flying by... ugh!

Useless 2009-01-27 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 438505)
After I had surgery, they pulled my tube out and it didn't hurt but became extremely hot and then piss went everywhere -- much to the surprise of the dotor. There's no way I could do that myself.

A nurse de-catheterized me about 15 minutes after I woke up from my penis surgery. Imagine having a tube pulled out of your dick when the head has just been sliced open and stitched back up. It gives "ouch" a whole new meaning.

Preacher 2009-01-27 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 438552)
A nurse de-catheterized me about 15 minutes after I woke up from my penis surgery. Imagine having a tube pulled out of your dick when the head has just been sliced open and stitched back up. It gives "ouch" a whole new meaning.

What the fuck is wrong with you?!? I certainly didn't need that visual in my head. |loony|

My tube came out of me about 2 inches high of my cock...

I'm never going to get to sleep tonight.

MeatPounder 2009-01-27 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 438552)
A nurse de-catheterized me about 15 minutes after I woke up from my penis surgery. Imagine having a tube pulled out of your dick when the head has just been sliced open and stitched back up. It gives "ouch" a whole new meaning.


Was that when you had the reduction cause all the girls were complaing you were too big?

docholly 2009-01-27 11:48 PM

Gawd I'm so late today I can even use the excuse that it's Tuesday morning Somewhere.. even in Hawaii its afterFarkingNoon.

The person who controls about 50% of my income blew into town over the weekend.. and decided that we should have a drink in every bar in the Wynn and Encore. There are 17 of them. Or at least that is where I lost count. Of course my favorite was the hidden private one that is tucked away in the VIP Tower area. We had dinner reservations at a Tapas bar and were late..it was fabulous..and for those coming to Xbiz in the summer it's only like 8 minutes from the Hardrock OR 4 minutes from the Palazzo. Fabulous food and cheap cheap cheap .. Pics are here.

I'm trying to stay up to watch Scrubs and flipping out to Fringe ... i hope everyone had a Great and tube free day... |headbang|

Useless 2009-01-28 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeatPounder (Post 438562)
Was that when you had the reduction cause all the girls were complaing you were too big?

If only!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatal_stenosis
They cut me from the urethra to the base of the head of my penis on the lower side, then stitched it back up.

And no - I do not wear urine soaked diapers.

Cleo 2009-01-28 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 438628)

From that page
"Treatment
In females, meatal stenosis can usually be treated in the physician's office using local anesthesia to numb the area and dilating (widening) the urethral opening with special instruments."

This should read a crazed doctor with no mercy will cram a large metal abject up your urethral whilst you scream in agony that actually does very little to help the condition other than to cause you to just live with the issue rather then to ever have this done to you again.

Or in my case finding a doctor outside of what my insurance would cover willing to do surgery to remove the urethral stricture.

I had an urethral stricture due to shrapnel damage that exited out of my inner thigh after a 380 bullet blew my femur apart. My catheter was only a few inches long so it was no big deal to remove but now I have labia that looks like hamburger meat was stuffed in and sown in between them. I'm not looking forward to next week when the stitches are removed at all.


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