In the hospital again and its wifi has all of my stuff blocked including the board
 

I had an appointment with the hematologist *today to get the results of all the tests that I had done two weeks ago. After waiting for hours to see the doctor for all of five minutes to be told that all my results were negitive and I don't have any blood diseases at all.*

But starting a few days ago I started having leg issues again and when the doctor saw my leg I was rushed into the emegancy room. So here I sit with a whole new set of doctors.

I smell lawsuit. Guess I'll know more after a few days of being tested by a whole new set of doctors at this hospital but so far they are all indicating that the doctor and hospital fucked up.

Had to turn on tethering on my iPhone since the hospital has everything adult blocked. Christy is brinnging my laptop when she returns so in the meantime my iPhone is saving me from complete boredom.

WOW! That sucks :( Hang in there.....

Sorry to hear that Cleo, that sucks! Hope these new doctors find out what is wrong.

Ouch, Cleo.. Hope they find AND FIX the problem soon!

"Wifi has all of my stuff blocked including the board"

I am shocked. How is someone supposed to rub one out in the hospital without access to cleos-porn-links.com (and then buying a full, recurring membership to the paysite of their choice of course)?

Hope they figure out what is REALLY wrong with you.

According to their firewall I'm a pervert. :D

Damn, Cleo, hope this new set of doctors get you fixed. Sounds friggin' scary to me.

Damn, this year starts not so good :( I hope you will get better soon.

I'm finally in ICU getting Heparin plus morphine.

Hopefully this hospital can figure out what went wrong with what the other doctor did,

Good luck Cleo and as stated earlier, really hope this set of doctors can fix it their first time trying.

Damn Cleo, it looks like some doctor needs a good beating, or at least give you your money back. Like everyone else I hope they can fix it this time.

Damn, hope you get well soon!!!
And it's sad, but those kind of doctors are everywhere... :(

Some ppl should never had been doctors!!!

Here's hoping that they either fix everything and send you home quick or that you get a huge settlement offer to avoid your potential lawsuit. Actually, here's hoping for both.




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Blood, lots of blood today. First I pull out my IV while brushing my teeth and blood ends up all over my room.

Now I just got back from having another angiogram and I have dried blood all over me. The procedure room looked like a pig had been slaughtered there.

Going to try to do some work later today... maybe after trying to take a nap.

@Cleo

Had to get a blood test one time at the doctors office!

Anyways when the nurse went to change vials the "value" on the needle failed and I ended up painting her & most of the room in blood before she managed to get it stopped!!!

Looked like a scene out of a horror movie, but I only got a couple drops on myself!!!

Fingers crossed the fuckers fix it better this time.

Saw a new surgeon today after getting the angiogram.

The graft is clogged where it is fed by my artery in my abdomen. So Monday the surgeon is bypassing the blockage in my abdomen by running a graft over to the artery that feeds my good leg..

Damn Cleo, I hope the graft works, at least, as good as it can. Does this mean the artery in your good leg will be "servicing" both of your legs?

My sentiments echo all of the above. I hope you're offered a reasonable amount of financial reimbursement and you have a speedy recovery. What they've put you through sounds like a nightmare :(

No, just taping the artery that feeds the artery to my left leg.

The black line is the graft in my leg that has closed at the top.

The green line is the graft being put in on Monday.

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1325921879

Nice artwork :) That does clear it up for me, thanks. Good luck with it all. You'll be kayaking again in no time :)

I see a bunch of new tattoos in my future to cover up all these scars.

That looks weird. But if it heals you all the better.
What are you doing up this early/late anyway? :)

I get woken up ever four hours to have my vitals taken and also blood taken. On the plus side I'm also given 2 mg of Dilaudid which is lovely.

Just finished doing Foxy's updates. Hopefully I didn't fuck anything up but it ain't easy doing anything this intoxicated.

I keep on nodding and waking up to see that I've held a key down like xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I was in ICU for a few days this past August and I was shocked to see how filthy I was when I looked in the mirror. My face looked like hell and was still dirty from work a few days before. One would expect at least a thorough sponge bath.

What the fuck for dude?

Geez i miss all the interesting news anymore.

Broken heart leading to an intentional overdose resulting in respiratory failure, medically induced coma, etc. No biggie. I'm fine now. Plenty of therapy, anti-depressants, supportive friends, etc.

Well damn UW, glad to hear you are OK and glad I didn't make a joke earlier about it.

The old dance with death. Fuck. Intense.

Sorry to hear about the heart man. Life is like that.

Holy shit balls. Glad you are still around man.

I'm cool guys, but thank you. Let's focus on Cleo's shitty health now. |smooch|

Actually I'm in fantastic health if you don’t count my leg trauma.

The only thing shitty is the extreme constipation due to being on Dilaudid for a few days now. One hasn't really lived until you have to use your fingers to reach up into our anus to pull out shit so hard that it sounds like rocks when it hits the floor.

On the plus side PamelaDoll showed up in full pornstar attire and the looks of the hospital staff was priceless. :D

OMG that sounds priceless! |thumb The you pulling poo rocks that is. :P Seriously though a tranny coming to the hospital is something special. |headbang|

ahhh, the joys of opiates.

funny to think about all them constipated good old boys doing hillbilly heroin. all the constipated strippers.

but at the beginning it's so fucking good.

It just gets better and better...

I now have a senile old lady in the bed next to me who is screaming that she doesn't like the way the room has been decorated. (she thinks she is at her house in Long Island) She is also farting like crazy and is saying that she is going to kill me along with Pamela and her friend.

Did I mention that PamelaDoll and her female street walker friend showed up for a visit? They were dressed in the finest of cheap hooker wear looking like they just stepped out of a John Waters movie. All that was needed was a 400 lbs drag queen in spandex.

I started laughing, I'm pretty fucked up on Dilaudid, and discovered that the drugs that they gave me for constipation worked way too well so I ended up taking a shit in my bed.

So here I sit in my nice clean bed with an old lady tied to the bed next to me. There is the strong scent of cheap perfume in the air along with sequence that has come loose laying on the floor.

On the plus side I'm having surgery at 10:30 tomorrow morning and should be back home in a few days.

Lol, woman you are fuckin ripped.

Knockin on wood for tommorrow.

Even in the hospital, you lead a far more colorful life than most of us could ever dream. |headbang|

That's just crazy!

Hope the surgery goes well...

Knocking on wood like Bill said..

Well that went well, NOT!!!

Was in pre-op all hooked up to the IVs and monitors and I forced the doctor into finally stating what exactly he was going to do before I would sign the release papers. Turns out that what he was going to do and what he was trying to lead on that he was going to do were two different things.

Ended up in a shouting match with the doctor, ripping out all my IVs and walking out of the hospital. Hospital has agreed to not bill me for any copays and now I'm home looking for a new doctor.

Jesus! I feel so bad for you :(

I wish I was a doctor so I could help you...

...no, scratch that...I wish I was a lawyer so I could really help you.


All seriousness aside, I hope you find a good doc.


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