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Greenguy 2021-05-15 06:11 AM

The Official ArtWillaims & Greenguy Weight Loss Contest
 
Sorry for the short notice, but the contest starts today |couch|

RULES
- $50 USD entry fee
- Contest runs from 2021-05-15 (today) to 2021-06-12
- Every Saturday you must post a pic of you standing on your scale with your weight clearly visible
- Your 1st pic (today's) will be your starting weight
- Your last pic (2021-06-12's) will be your ending weight
- Whoever's lost a higher percentage of their starting weight wins ALL the money. If no one loses any weight|lol| whoever gained the least percent over their starting weight wins ALL the money

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtWilliams (Post 564216)
Let the contest begin! -- and go to the drug store and buy some laxative.

That's for the last pic, not the 1st :D

Greenguy 2021-05-15 07:50 AM

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My starting weight is 230.70 lbs or 104.64376 kg

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1621079291

Fatty's already not liking this |angry| with his kankles & fat gut reflection|lol|
...at least you can't see my little guy

ArtWilliams 2021-05-15 08:51 AM

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Here I go ...

203.0 ibs on the nose! (92.3 kg for Jolly)

I edited out my penis. No one needs to see that.

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621083155

Yes, my second toe is longer than the first. No toe shaming!

Greenguy 2021-05-15 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtWilliams (Post 564222)
Yes, my second toe is longer than the first. No toe shaming!

At least your feet don't look like 2 overstuffed sausage casings|lol|

ArtWilliams 2021-05-15 09:07 AM

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Breakfast. Cottage cheese, 2 prunes and a 1/2 banana. That's what you got to do when you're up against Mr. Kankles.

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621084015

Ramster 2021-05-15 09:24 AM

I'd join but I would never win :D

Food advise, LEAN meats and veggies |thumb Chicken breasts, salmon/fish, beef/steak and lots and lots of veggies. Breakfast: Chicken or Cheese (low fat) scrambled eggs (with egg whites and 1 real egg for flavor, egg whites alone suck lol)

Good luck guys |thumb

MeatPounder 2021-05-16 12:27 AM

Or you could do like Benji from the Howard Stern show during their contest, just don't eat for 30 days.

sarettah 2021-05-18 12:42 AM

Can anyboy get in on this?

If so, then here is my starting pic. If not then here is a random picture of my ugly, err I mean sexy feet (If I find them on some fucking foot fetish site I will know that there is a really sick fuck that reads this board).

https://madspiders.com/images/weight_05172021.jpg

I assume we send in the $50 at the end once someone wins?

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Greenguy 2021-05-18 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 564251)
Can anyboy get in on this?

I'm ok with the late entry if Art is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 564251)
I assume we send in the $50 at the end once someone wins?

Sure, why not!|lol| It was just ArtWilliams & myself until now, so we didn't really plan out too much on that end :)

sarettah 2021-05-19 12:23 AM

Cool, thanks.

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ArtWilliams 2021-05-19 02:00 PM

Fine by me! |shake| At 203 lbs (92 kg), I am clearly the underdog. I like that!

Greenguy 2021-05-19 02:29 PM

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BTW where are you guys on this?

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1621448789

At 230lbs & 5'10" I'm Obese... but we all knew that|lol|

ArtWilliams 2021-05-19 02:56 PM

29.1! I'm 5'10" (178cm) too. That's why I am doing this. I know I am overweight but I made a vow to myself I would never hit 30. Here's hoping I can do it.

sarettah 2021-05-19 04:47 PM

I am 6'4 so at 230 on that chart I am overweight.

My best weight (as far as I am concerned) is roght around 210 which according to the cahrt is still overweight but I don't care.

We don't need no steenkin charts.

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Greenguy 2021-05-20 09:13 AM

Just remember this:

If you're a male, for every 35 lbs of weight you lose, you'll gain 1 inch in penis length |banana||bananna||banana|

I can't wait to have a 4" cock!

JustRobert 2021-05-20 11:08 AM

Wishing you all good luck!

At 5'11" and 200 lbs I'm overweight by the chart which I already know. I feel real good at 180 but can't seem to get back there over the past 2 years. Even if I did the chart still says I'd be overweight |banghead|

ArtWilliams 2021-05-20 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy (Post 564278)
Just remember this:

If you're a male, for every 35 lbs of weight you lose, you'll gain 1 inch in penis length |banana||bananna||banana|

I can't wait to have a 4" cock!

Wow, so you started at 265? |lol|

Greenguy 2021-05-20 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtWilliams (Post 564282)
Wow, so you started at 265? |lol|

NOT NICE!!!|lol|

Greenguy 2021-05-22 06:46 AM

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2021-05-15: 230.70 lbs or 104.64376 kg

2021-05-22: 227.50 lbs or 103.19226 kg

Body Weight Lost: 1.4%

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1621680319

Also, anyone got some lotion I can borrow? I finna gonna flake away!

ArtWilliams 2021-05-22 08:50 AM

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^ LOL

2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs (92.3 kg)
2021-05-22: 128.3 lbs (58.3 kg)

A loss of 74.7 lbs (34.0 kg) and I'm feeling pretty! Why, that's over 1/3 of my body weight. You wouldn't believe how long it takes to shave my legs.

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621687820

ArtWilliams 2021-05-22 10:10 AM

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Would you believe ....

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621692581

2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs (92.3 kg)
2021-05-22: 201.7 lbs (91.7 kg)

A loss of 1.3 lbs (0.6 kg) and 0.64% of my body weight. I'll go with, "Slow and steady wins the race! Yeah, that's it! I'm a turtle."

Greenguy 2021-05-22 10:10 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtWilliams (Post 564303)
^ LOL

2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs (92.3 kg)
2021-05-22: 128.3 lbs (58.3 kg)

A loss of 74.7 lbs (34.0 kg) and I'm feeling pretty! Why, that's over 1/3 of my body weight. You wouldn't believe how long it takes to shave my legs.

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1621687820

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1621692646

ArtWilliams 2021-05-22 03:01 PM

^^^ Looks like we posted at the same time. You're in the lead!

sarettah 2021-05-24 10:35 PM

Well I was at 232 this morning BUT a friend stopped by on a road trip and I just came back from eating about 20 punds of good KC BBQ, fries, cheesy corn and beans.

So, I have probably gone back to where I was.

It was worth it :)

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ArtWilliams 2021-05-25 10:03 AM

Don't forget to post a pic of your weight on Saturdays, sarettah!

Losing weight is funny. I did everything right and lost just over a pound during week one. Yesterday, I had 2 beers, nachos, a Big Mac meal AND a sundae. Guess what? Lost the same amount since Saturday's weigh in. Go figure.

sarettah 2021-05-25 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtWilliams (Post 564337)
Don't forget to post a pic of your weight on Saturdays, sarettah!

Losing weight is funny. I did everything right and lost just over a pound during week one. Yesterday, I had 2 beers, nachos, a Big Mac meal AND a sundae. Guess what? Lost the same amount since Saturday's weigh in. Go figure.

Ooops, I guess I missed that part, Sorry about that.

Saturday - fat pic. Now in my calendar.

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jollyhumper 2021-05-26 01:45 PM

Oooh, I'm on a diet too! Starting point 87,4kg (2 weeks ago) and now I'm 84,3.
BUT; I can't afford the entry fee, so I'll just check in and cheer on you guys!

J:)lly

Greenguy 2021-05-29 04:28 AM

1 Attachment(s)
2021-05-15: 230.70 lbs or 104.64376 kg
2021-05-22: 227.50 lbs or 103.19226 kg
2021-05-29: 226.70 lbs or 102.82939 kg
Body Weight Lost: 1.7%

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1622276880

ArtWilliams 2021-05-29 08:13 AM

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2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs or 92.27 kg
2021-05-22: 201.7 lbs or 91.68 kg
2021-05-29: 199.2 lbs or 90.55 kg

Body Weight Lost: 1.87% (3.8 lbs / 1.72 kg) |banana|


http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1622290351

sarettah 2021-05-29 11:01 AM

5/17/2021 238.0 lb
5/22/2021 - Missed weigh in so had to run 50 laps :(
5/29/2021 232.4 lbs

2.35% 5.6lbs (if I did my math right)

https://madspiders.com/images/weighin05292021.jpg

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ArtWilliams 2021-06-04 10:51 AM

It's been a bad food & drink week and it's my own fault. I predict a bad weigh in tomorrow. Here's hoping my second vaccination shot gives me acute diarrhea.

Greenguy 2021-06-05 05:49 AM

1 Attachment(s)
2021-05-15: 230.70 lbs or 104.64376 kg
2021-05-22: 227.50 lbs or 103.19226 kg
2021-05-29: 226.70 lbs or 102.82939 kg
2021-06-05: 225.70 lbs or 102.37580 kg
Weight Loss: 2.17%

http://www.greenguysboard.com/board/...1&d=1622886550

ArtWilliams 2021-06-05 10:20 AM

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2021-05-15: 203.0 lbs or 92.27 kg
2021-05-22: 201.7 lbs or 91.68 kg
2021-05-29: 199.2 lbs or 90.55 kg
2021-06-05: 199.4 lbs or 90.64 kg

Body Weight Lost: 1.77% (3.6 lbs / 1.66 kg) |cry|

Apparently, fast food and alcohol should not be on my diet. Who knew? |huh|

http://greenguysboard.com/board/atta...1&d=1622902826

sarettah 2021-06-05 12:53 PM

5/17/2021 238.0 lb
5/22/2021 - Missed weigh in so had to run 50 laps
5/29/2021 232.4 lbs
6/05/2021 231.4 lbs

6.6lbs 2.7% of bodyweight (i think)

https://madspiders.com/images/weighin06052021.jpg

Bad week for me. Had a BBQ with the neighborhood kids to start off the week. Lots of carbs :( Only walked 1 day. But the pool is warmer now so I will be getting some laps in this week and hopefully doing a bunch more walking. Going to try to make it a real low carb week but those Sonic Milkshakes keep calling my name.

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ArtWilliams 2021-06-06 09:12 AM

Note to self, save these picture for when I weigh 250 lbs and we do this again! LOL

Greenguy 2021-06-06 09:44 AM

|attention Standings With 1 Weigh-In Left

🥇sarettah
Start: 238.0 lbs or 107.95 kg
Current: 231.4 lbs or 104.96 kg
Body Weight Lost: 2.77% (6.6 lbs or 2.99 kg)

🥈Greenguy
Start: 230.7 lbs or 104.64 kg
Current: 225.7 lbs or 102.37 kg
Body Weight Lost: 2.17% (5.0 lbs or 2.27 kg)

🥉ArtWilliams
Start: 203.0 lbs or 92.27 kg
Current: 199.4 lbs or 90.64 kg
Body Weight Lost: 1.77% (3.6 lbs or 1.66 kg)

Final weigh-in is Saturday 2021-06-12 and whoever has the highest % of weight lost wins $50 from each of the other 2 |party2

sarettah 2021-06-06 10:07 AM

We don't need no steenkin metric system.

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Greenguy 2021-06-06 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 564475)
We don't need no steenkin metric system.

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Seeing as this place is lousy with Canucks... |couch|

hincapie 2021-06-06 03:19 PM

Oh I missed this one :D But El Gordo will join next time

sarettah 2021-06-07 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenguy (Post 564477)
Seeing as this place is lousy with Canucks... |couch|

You need to put a wall up there behind your house.

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