Sometimes WTF just fits
 

Check out this short but to the point Craigs List ad.


For me although the whole Dracula part is kind of ummm how do I say this..CRAZY.. the sentence that really throws me is :
Bring your own make-up as there are diseases.

"Dorothy Vallens: I have a part of you with me. You put your disease in me. It helps me. It makes me strong."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090756/quotes

Diseases as a bonus, WOOHOO!!

Dress Up LIke Dracula m4mw (New Paltz),

I'm new at this so I'm wondering if everyone is supposed to dress "as dracula" ... I mean, not just as 'a vampire' but as some incarnation of the Dracula legend, or one of the movie (or TV) versions of Dracula?

Also, will there be pretty girl victims supplied or do we have to bring your own?

Or did you mean that women should cross-dress as one of the Draculas too?

Wow ... this is starting to sound gay.

Never mind.

Yours in blood,

Vlad

Repy:

Vlad, any version of Dracuala is acceptable. Early movie versions, any TV appearance type. But please bring your own make-up. Party runs from Dusk 'til Dawn.

I love CraigsList, hehe

So does that mean, he needs to hire "men" to have sex? Since dracula is a man...

You are pretty smart hon, be it Mac related stuff, home decorating, quotes, movies... you rock |thumb

so where do I send the pics?

Im a dracula. haha!

Sounds fantastic. "I vaaant to suuuck youuuur dick" :P