How Would You, Skippy, Describe GreenguyAndJim.com?
 

I was in the process of filling out our info for the Klixxx Resource Guide & I had the brain fart that for the "Business Description" part of the listing, we should let you guys & gals describe the site.

So, in three sentences or less, describe Greenguy & Jim - you can be humorous or serious (I'm leaning towards humorous with maybe an inside joke - but I'll let you decide)

Post your descriptions here (post as many as you like) before 12:00 Noon EDT Tuesday May 24th (one week from today) & then Jim & I will sort thru them & let everyone on the board vote for the one that we include in the resource listing.

If the board picks your description, we'll send you a check for $100 :)

Don't let us down!

hehe, would say "undescribable" :D

Greenguy and Jim: sig whore free since 2003, the board where business gets done |thumb (and don't forget to kick the dog)

Hmmm, this is a tough one. I'll say the usual before everyone else. :)

GreenguyAndJim is a relaxing place to conduct regular business and learn whether you're a beginner or a veteran. Everyday topics are discussed but you can simply chew the fat too with a crew of friendly webmasters quick to answer a needy question.

The board with the perfect mix of business, pleasure, and piss.

GreenguyandJim does a pervert good.

It's not how much green you have but how you use it.

I don't know… going to the gym in a bit and some of my best ideas come to mind as I'm all sweaty and high on adrenalin so maybe I'll think up something better, or maybe not.

I vote right now that UW wins the contest :D

How about,
I like GreenguyandJim because they gave me 100 bucks for writing this.
|couch|

Webmaster oriented.
Newbie friendly.
Knowledgeable about the adult industry.

:)

The Ultimate Webmaster Resource And Piss Match Site.

It's Green, It's Seen, It's A Webmaster's Dream!

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Adult Webmastering, But Were Afraid To Ask On The Other Boards.

:)

Greenguyandjim.com boasts a true business webmaster board that still has a place to post pics of your cat and your "Buddy Christ" fondling a tranny. Check out the most user-friendly adult webmaster resources anywhere and do some business in a laid back environment without sifting through a thousand "would you hit it?" threads to find the real posts. If you're serious about making $$$ in the adult biz, you'll find a home here.

There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people

(yes, I can enter it too - lol)

The Ultimate Adult Webmaster Resource - User friendly resource listings, high-business/low-drama forums, and experts on everything from making cash with free sites, link lists and paysites to obscure scripting and programming...plus awesome contests with real cash prizes like the contest I won by writing this.

Is there a word count? I can write really long sentences when properly motivated.

So far my 2 favorites are:

Where newbies and veterans come together to share the secrets of real traffic, real profits and real business issues with enough style to keep you laughing and possibly pissing yourself occasionally. Gabbo says you're crazy if you don't post here.

How about something a little more subdued, like:

Greenguy And Jim, the central nexus of all things porn!

Preacher

GreenguyandJim.com -- Where business gets done. And we piss and moan a lot.

Its not just for business anymore.

Greenguy and Jim is by far the Best Adult Webmaster Resource Board. --
User 0399xc8834, sponsorchat.com

Greenguy and Jim - Go there for business, then stick around to screw around. |shocking|

"Home of the world famous Gabbo"

Greenguy & Jim have great news: They just saved a bunch of money on their car insurance!

Greenguy & Jim - Adult Webmastering For Idiots

Greenguy & Jim - The #1 Adult Industy Hub

Greenguy & Jim - All Adult, All The Time

Greenguy & Jim - Cum Learn Adult Webmastering.

Greenguy & Jim - Stop Jerking Off & Start Making Money!

Minimal jackassery

Greenguy & Jim - Description? We need no stinkin' description.

A webmaster-centric community known for its relaxed yet productive atmosphere, Greenguy & Jim's Ultimate Webmaster Resource not only provides the tools necessary for success, but also vital industry news and radio shows to keep both newbies and experienced webmasters fully apprised of their ever-evolving environs. Besides, where else can you learn how to properly douche a gay midget?

Well the dictionary deifines a re·source as - Something that can be used for support or help. Greenguy And Jim is way more than that it's Home Sweet Fucking Home :)