President Bush Joke
 

President Bush told his staff he needed a drink and he was going down the street to a local bar. When he arrived he ordered a scotch and sat at the end of the bar. A patron came in and seeing Bush asked the bartender if that was who he thought it was. The bartender said "Yes, that's President Bush" The patron walked over to Bush and extended his hand and said "It's a pleasure meeting you Mr. President, what are you doing here?" Bush replied "I'm planning World War III" The patron asked "What happens in World War III?" Bush replied "We kill 140 million Muslims and a blonde woman" The patron says "Why do we kill a blonde woman?" President Bush looks at the bartender and says "See, no one cares about those Muslims" |jester|

LOL that was great!!!!

I don't like the idea of bush saying something funny but it was a good joke I gotta admit it :)

Mind if I borrow this?

LOL

LOL Not at all, hell, I borrowed it from the bitch I'm divorcing.

I ran into my ex the other day – she looked great but I had these weird conflicting feelings….. I really wanted to fuck her…. and at the same time I really wanted to kill her.

But then the major dilemma: which one first?

If I fucked her first, I’d have to fight for it - just like when we were married.

And if I killed her first, she’d just lay there lifeless - just like when we were married.

jesus lolololololo :D

ahahahaha

lol heard that one before.