Happy Birthday - August 16th
 

A big Happy Birthday goes out to the following board members:

Ernie (67), evie (48), txp0rn (47), shannon (47), Extreme Nate (44), Yngwie (44), terrybarry (40), Beaver Bob (38), Max Barbitura (36)


Porn Birthdays:
Hans Berlin, Mandi McGraw, Steve Vincent, Flex Lugan, Christopher Zale, Roberta Cavalcante, Papillon, Reka Gabor, Sindy Angel, Anna Joy, Danny Drake, Taylor Rain, Ellisa Luckese, Cony Ferrara, Daniela Matarazzo, Vanessa Virgin, Brooke Jameson, Dominno, Stella Delcroix, Audrey Bitoni, Holly Michaels, and Kat Dior

Famous Birthdays:
Inventor Amos Alonzo Stagg, writer Hugo Gernsbeck, solder/writer TE Lawrence, circus master Robert Ringling, actor Glenn Strange, actress Mae Clarke, author Louis Lomax, actor Fess Parker, actress Ann Blyth, athlete/sportscaster Frank Gifford, actor Robert Culp, candy manufacturer Forrest E Mars Jr, singer Eydie Gorme, actress Julie Newmar, actress Lesley Ann Warren, actor Reginald Veljohnson, TV personality Kathie Lee Gifford, writer/director James Cameron. actress Angela Bassett, Madonna, actor Timothy Hutton, actor Steve Carell, and actor George Stults

Today is:
National Tell a Joke Day, National Roller Coaster Day, National Airborne Day, and National Rum Day

Daily Quote:
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.
- Madonna

Them: Wanna hear a Knock Knock joke?
Me: Sure.
Them: Knock knock.
Me: Come in.