Crash, bang, boom, my trees are falling
 

So I'm laying in bed watching TV and I hear this big crash. I didn't bother to see what it was and next thing I know a bunch of black guys are at my front door wanting to remove my fallen tree branch from the street in front of my house for just $500 bucks. This is a huge branch that was about 20 meters high with lots of smaller branches.

Being the cheap bitch that I am I told them no thank you and would get my boyfriend to do it, I need to get one of these some day… maybe.

Had to go to the gas station first to buy some gas for my chain saw. All woman have one of these don't they?

Come back and a lady cop is in my front yard and lucky she is a lesbian. Next thing one of the the lesbians couples who live on my block come out and another lesbian cop comes by too.

It was great, I did the chain saw thing and all of them dragged branches into a pile for bulk trash pickup which isn't for another month as we just had one, forth Monday of the month. So we made a big pile behind one of my hedges.

My faith in people went up a notch today. :)

Sounds like you were lying there in a |potleaf| induced coma. :D

I'm glad everything turned out ok for ya. :)

Damn that sounds like a HOT video to me! Wish I could have been there with my camera..hehehe
Would love to see you with that chainsaw in your hands!
Buck

Yet another addition to my list of reasons of why one should both respect and fear Cleo.

OMG, one of the cops must have called the city cleanup people and now they are outside removing all the branches that I chopped up. I went outside and was told not to worry about anything that they were told to take care of everything.

I must have been adducted by aliens and I'm in a holodeck where everyone is pleasant, happy, helpful and gay.

....and gay... thats too funny Cleo!

What a great story! Thanks for sharing it. I am in the process of a move and you have to rely on so many others for it. I usually just pay men to move me. You know those strong, cute, brute types you really dont want around more then one hour!




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Damn.... Thats some good Shit your smoking there Cleo!|rasta|

And sounds like a hot plot for a porn film.

|jester|

The city workman not only removed the huge pile of what was once part of my tree but they got out brooms and swept my driveway.

I just looked at today's mail and my taxes on the land that I own in California has been halved.

Is that the music from the Twilight Zone that I hear…

Sounds like it to me ;)

as fast as you can go out and buy lotto tickets...

if I knew Cleo..... I'd ask if I could rub her.... |greenguy|


oh.... and Torn...... GO BUCKEYES

Now that was a great story, Cleo, thanks for the laugh |jester|

Cleo - I was commenting to The Bitch last week what an interesting neighborhood you live it, with the shemales & lesbians & the guy with the boat & whatnot.

This just makes me want to move there even more......:D

Cleo never ceases to amaze me. :)

Great story Cleo.

I'm with GG on this one. Anything for sale on your block?

Florida Lesbian Chainsaw Massacre

or something like that...

Lots of places for sale in my neighborhood, bring lots of money.

I paid 98K for my house when I bought it back in the eighties. It is now worth over 500K which is fucking insane.

The bears, two legged fudge packing kind not the wild kind, who bought the house next door did what many people do in my neighborhood. They knocked down everything but one wall so that it is considered a remodel and not new construction and built a small two story mansion.

This is the sub tropics so lots of fun things like hurricanes, mildew from hell and West Nile disease, but it is paradise for most of the year, summer does suck.

Well hell, I live in the Rust Belt and we have the West Nile now. What we don't have are babes walking around on sandy beaches in thongs. And all of the road crews around here are aging obese men with lots of ass crack showing. Boy, are we getting screwed up here, or what?

I'm with Buck Angel - that would have made a great video...

"Cleo Supplies WOOD to all the Neighborhood Lezzies"

hope your good luck holds out...
things usually happen in 3's
was there a 3rd GOOD thing ??

~Bell

omg..what a riot you are, Cleo!!
too funny

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