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cd34 2005-02-04 01:37 PM

What do you do when Fortune Cookies Disagree
 
Today I ate two fortune cookies... I was hungry.

Usually, most fortune cookies have generalized statements and usually point to good fortune, good life, etc.

However, today, my fortunes sort of disagreed. So, you you take the first one or the second one? Do you pick and choose the better one? Or is it based on which cookie tasted better?

Or do I just ignore it as usual since I don't believe in luck? haha

What do normal fortune cookie eaters do?

Useless 2005-02-04 01:53 PM

I'm really beginning to worry about you.

stuveltje 2005-02-04 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior
I'm really beginning to worry about you.

lol i love those kind of postings :D

cd34 2005-02-04 02:20 PM

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About two years ago, this was my fortune.

Greenguy 2005-02-04 02:29 PM

Just throw the words "...in bed" at the end of all of them & they'll seem to make a lot more sense :D

cd34 2005-02-04 02:35 PM

haha, putting 'in bed' at the end of one of them makes me sound inadequate.

Greenguy 2005-02-04 02:37 PM

You will find true love on flag day

Jim 2005-02-04 02:37 PM

Only the first cookie counts. Ignore any subsequent cookies :)

cd34 2005-02-04 02:45 PM

my browser replaces each cookie when a new one arrives.

urb 2005-02-04 02:51 PM

http://computer.howstuffworks.com/cookie2.htm

amadman 2005-02-04 03:35 PM

I picked the better one.

I figure its better to have a positive mindset than a negative one.

stuveltje 2005-02-04 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by amadman
I picked the better one.

I figure its better to have a positive mindset than a negative one.

true, but not easy for all to do that one... :D

GenXer 2005-02-04 05:24 PM

I say the first one is cancelled out after you open and read the second one.

By the way, I wonder if anyone has ever won the lottery using the numbers at the bottom of a fortune cookie? Wouldn't that be a trip?

Robbo 2005-02-04 06:15 PM

Confucious says if you in fact ate more than one fortune cookie than you are considered a connosiuer and therefore immune to the effects of wan ton prognostications.

dareutwo 2005-02-04 06:44 PM

LOL - This just made my day :)

PR_Tom 2005-02-04 07:45 PM

Choose the fortune that was in the better cookie!

Your taste buds will know... taste buds always know.. but they never sprout

Mishi 2005-02-06 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbo
Confucious says if you in fact ate more than one fortune cookie than you are considered a connosiuer and therefore immune to the effects of wan ton prognostications.

*GROAN* |dizzy|


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