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What do you do when Fortune Cookies Disagree
Today I ate two fortune cookies... I was hungry.
Usually, most fortune cookies have generalized statements and usually point to good fortune, good life, etc. However, today, my fortunes sort of disagreed. So, you you take the first one or the second one? Do you pick and choose the better one? Or is it based on which cookie tasted better? Or do I just ignore it as usual since I don't believe in luck? haha What do normal fortune cookie eaters do? |
I'm really beginning to worry about you.
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About two years ago, this was my fortune.
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Just throw the words "...in bed" at the end of all of them & they'll seem to make a lot more sense :D
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haha, putting 'in bed' at the end of one of them makes me sound inadequate.
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You will find true love on flag day
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Only the first cookie counts. Ignore any subsequent cookies :)
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my browser replaces each cookie when a new one arrives.
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I picked the better one.
I figure its better to have a positive mindset than a negative one. |
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I say the first one is cancelled out after you open and read the second one.
By the way, I wonder if anyone has ever won the lottery using the numbers at the bottom of a fortune cookie? Wouldn't that be a trip? |
Confucious says if you in fact ate more than one fortune cookie than you are considered a connosiuer and therefore immune to the effects of wan ton prognostications.
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LOL - This just made my day :)
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Choose the fortune that was in the better cookie!
Your taste buds will know... taste buds always know.. but they never sprout |
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